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TexasDrunk , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to sue the police.

It’s too late for this guy. He didn’t declare a fee schedule and jiggle his left foot 8 times at the time the tickets were issued.

Don’t be like him. Contact me before any interaction with state tyrants for only $750/hr and I will teach you everything you need to know. You can be reimbursed from your straw man account that is held by the government so there’s no need to worry about the costs. Just go to my website where I sell dog bandanas with WWII insignias and click on the “Contact The Real Person” link.

By reading this you agree to the fee schedule posted on my website. Anyone violating this will be held accountable in a court without a gold-fringed flag. I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore…

nailingjello ,

Impressive, but legally I didn’t actually read your comment.

blarth ,

By not reading his comment, you have agreed to…ah, fuck it, I’m too tired.

StephenTallentyre , to cat in Dignified and polite

The markings remind me a lot of my girl. I’m not sure if I’d call my girl polite, lol.

RebekahWSD OP ,
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Girl cat is polite! Sometimes! When she wants to be! With people she likes!

Okay she is very not polite lmao.

deranger , to lemmyshitpost in Y tho?

Doesn’t fit in the roll holder, someone probably ordered the wrong shit paper.

Etterra , to lemmyshitpost in Oof ouch owie

What the hell makes you think that lady is in heaven? Assuming an even exists, I’m pretty sure her reservation got switched to a different establishment.

unemployedclaquer ,

Could be one and not the other. Could be after you die you become a happy sentient green baby poo only to get wiped away. Could be good things after tho

negativenull , to noncredibledefense in Flying low over Parthia
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I’m impressed the wheels aren’t flat

finley , to lemmyshitpost in Y tho?

It’s cheaper

superduperpirate , to lemmyshitpost in Y tho?

They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

wjrii , to lemmyshitpost in Y tho?

That anus paper has an anus.

Fashtas , to noncredibledefense in Flying low over Parthia

That plane was an art exhibit wasn’t it? Something, something, the primitive versus the modern?

mindbleach , to noncredibledefense in Flying low over Parthia

The approximate sound of that flight.

fubbernuckin , to pics in Looking down to Pwll y Wrach aka "the Witches Cauldron", a collapsed cave [OC]

The colors in this photo are beautiful. You can really see the contrast pop between each element of the composition.

hexual OP ,
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Thank you! I think about colour palettes and colour contrast a lot.

Eiri , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

I’d never questioned it before now, but … How come the towers move? Who had that idea?

The jesters moving diagonally because they’re whimsical I guess but the towers are quite odd.

lime ,

jesters? they’re bishops…

sheogorath ,

Potato potato

Eiri ,

Sorry. Did a direct translation of the French name without thinking.

lime ,

well, til!

wieson ,

And in German they’re “Runners”

wieson ,

You may look a bit beyond the edge of the anglophone world.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

The rook was initially a chariot.

ulterno ,
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Towers are made of stone

Tartas1995 , to lemmyshitpost in President on President Violence

I don’t know, I kinda like the implication that Nazis aren’t homo sapiens. And while being “homo” is certainly not bad, something tells me that Nazis wouldn’t enjoy being called a “Homo Nazi”.

chautalees , to lemmyshitpost in Delicious

This is pure gold.

If i wasn’t ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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It’s ham

chautalees ,

My apologies, indeed ham. Thanks.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Thams

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in Y tho?

Because fuck it. Why not? You guys are so busy argueing over flap goes over or under, you never considered to skip the whole thing and go sideways instead.

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