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Steamymoomilk , to lemmyshitpost in Decorating

Everbody Gangster till the cat claims the stan

The cat gives life sentances to people who feed him .045 second late or more

ricdeh ,
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But then wo will feed them? Or are they life enslavement sentences?

Num10ck ,

thats the thing about cats. they can feed and clean themselves.

superkret , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

Carnivores eat animals that eat a lot more plants than humans could ever eat.

That’s why I only eat baby animals. They only drink milk, which hurts no one.

Roflmasterbigpimp , to noncredibledefense in Very based
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What is wrong with his arms?

blahdeblah ,

Synthol probably. Some article about it I didn’t fully read muscleandfitness.com/…/5-synthol-freaks-who-went-…

deuleb_biezelbob ,
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never forget the one time I saw an picture of a synthol dick

DragonTypeWyvern ,

People with enough body dysmorphia to want to look like a freak but not enough to work out four hours a day and shoot $1500 of steroids into their ass weekly sometimes inject synthol into their muscles.

It gives okay results initially but when you do it too much it looks like that.

Chances are at some point he’ll give himself a massive infection and die.

dhineshkumar , to memes in Subscribing to YT premium is also an evil act

Newpipe ftw

FQQD , to lemmyshitpost in Breakfast time!!!
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'mericans…

gigachad ,

Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I’m from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

chemical_cutthroat ,
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How about that beef, tho?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Pork is better tbh

robocall ,
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Are you drunk? Why so competitive?

Aurenkin ,

Why so serious?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Anchovies

FQQD ,
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That’s not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Skill issue

Jessica ,

I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not

wesker ,
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Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

ASDraptor ,

I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.

You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary

wesker ,
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ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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pasta la vista

wesker ,
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norimee ,

Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.

You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher …)

norimee ,

It’s owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

ASDraptor ,

I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating… It’s… An unpleasant experience.

FQQD ,
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As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Germans eat???

FQQD ,
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Yes, you

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Seems Germans need better protein sources. Like eggs and chocolate.

Archer ,

Allegedly

RecluseRamble ,

As a German I’m interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

tobogganablaze ,

Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

norimee ,

What exactly did you see?

ZILtoid1991 , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

There was a Hungarian cult that convinced others that people can survive by eating light. There were some deaths and was quickly shut down, but they exist forever in anorexia-related jokes.

abbadon420 ,

I think you’re talking about Breatherism? There’ve been a couple of those cults all over Europe. It’s not particularly popular, luckily, but they often make it to the newspapers, because someone usually dies.

It originates from Hinduism though. There’s a another Indian religion called Jainism. These are the monks you see brushing away the beetles before their feet, to not step on them. It’s very much about nature and spiritualism and being good. Fasting is a key concept of this religion and the most extreme cases will choose to fast until death to cleanse the world. This is all very spiritual though and takes years of preparation.

Ensign_Crab , to memes in Magic bush

An opossum got into our garage a few months ago and our dogs found it. They had the poor thing cornered and hissing. I got them out of the garage and after making sure they didn’t get bit, I evicted the possum.

The dogs do everything they can to get into that garage and make a beeline for that corner every time.

jaybone , to aww in Our little Style Hound

“You can take this off of me now.”

TheDarksteel94 , to gaming in Black Ops 6 Beta Review

The gameplay does looks pretty good. Too bad it’ll be ruined by a shitty publisher.

Mouselemming , to lemmyshitpost in Breakfast time!!!

I’d eat that

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Hammocks4All , to memes in Magic bush

Any nonzero probability is good enough for Dusty

Zwiebel , to memes in oh yes
wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Breakfast time!!!
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This has to be breaking at least a few laws.

subignition ,
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Needs crossposted to /m/[email protected]

cheddar , to lemmyshitpost in Decorating
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Boys only want one thing.

The thing:

Num10ck ,

and its discussing.

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