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Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure you have sovcit.

It’s textbook. It’s even got the QR code, as spelled out in the Magna Carta.

FlyingSquid ,
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Magna QRta.

Maiq , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered

99% of the questions I was going to post to stack overflow were solved before I hit post. Something about really having to think through your problem to give people the most complete information about your problem as possible makes it easier to find the solution.

I did just get a rubber ducky and I didn’t know what I should do with it till now.

CascadianGiraffe , to memes in contrarians

I once said that children who steal can be rehabilitated or taught to be productive members of society.

Downvoted to oblivion while everyone else celebrated the death of 3 kids because “all thieves deserve to die”.

mycodesucks , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in I'm no alienologist, but I'm pretty sure that's not a cave.
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Even if this were true, these aliens would be ridiculously stupid.

Alien A: “What usable technology and advancements could we hand down to a society of people that has just barely invented writing and is trying to figure out how to use metal?”

Alien B: “How about medicinal plants? Lessons about cleanliness and health? Advanced mathematics?”

Alien A: “No! Give them images of airplanes and flying machines!”

I think it’s no small coincidence that the knowledge these aliens supposedly passed on just HAPPENS to coincide with the simplest idiot’s concept of the most important advances in human knowledge.

ArbitraryValue , to lemmyshitpost in honk 🤡

I wonder why are female clowns so different from male clowns in this regard.

TheSaus ,

I think it is because they are a female, and thus sexualization takes hold

ZapBeebz_ , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure you have sovcit.

I would love to swap that license plate for an identical one, except with the QR code leading to a Rick roll

viking ,
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Where does this one lead? I tried scanning it, but must be too blurred. Or my QR app sucks.

neidu2 ,

Or goatse

loaExMachina , to lemmyshitpost in honk 🤡

I believe with enough hard work and dedication, we may one day fuck the horrors.

aviationeast , to lemmyshitpost in honk 🤡

Where does one meet clowngirls? Its not like there’s hot clown girls looking to meet in my area.

Reiner409 ,

Only hot milfs in your area as well?

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got a letter.
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jo3jo3 , to foodporn in Noodles in a thermal cup

You’re in Vietnam. I see the money

dactylotheca , to lemmyshitpost in What do you mean I'm too short to be let into the club. Short guys discrimination
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I swear short incel guys are the stupidest people on the planet. The dude this post is referring to was blaming everything else except his own fantastically shitty personality for his lack of feeeeeeeemale attention

boatsnhos615 , to greentext in Anon's day at the beach

You ever bust a nut underwater? I’m just talking about in fresh water, sounds like hell on earth with salt water

MrJameGumb OP ,
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Just in the hot tub that one time. That was a fun night for all…

boatsnhos615 ,

So inside a vagina or ass or just underwater??

uis , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered

“Correct question is half of answer”

BigBenis , to lemmyshitpost in Why do we put up with this crap?

Airliner ticket prices used to be regulated. So when all airlines had to charge the same price, they had to find other ways to be competitive in order to bring in customers. Deregulation in the 70s brought ticket costs down but that means ticket cost is now the primary point of competition between airlines and amenities now come at a steep premium.

Davel23 , to lemmyshitpost in honk 🤡

Ah, Loonette my love...

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