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j4k3 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure you have sovcit.
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Hmm, do I want to do all that paperwork and the court day for this fool…

2am bored cop on the nice side of town: yeehaw!

RandomStickman , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure you have sovcit.
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Does the vertical stripe US flag mean anything?

FlyingSquid ,
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Probably. Probably something extremely stupid.

toofpic ,

“the flag is turned Right, because I live in a Right way!”

edgemaster72 ,
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I’m surprised they kept the stars and stripes in their respective positions given how they reversed most of the other elements of the flag

TexasDrunk ,

They call it the “civil flag”. Some places have different state and civil flags but the US does not (except SovCits I guess). It’s based on the Sons of Liberty flag.

ZarkleFarkle , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered

Quantum mechanics builds up similar systems of logic.

Dave , to insanepeoplefacebook in Big if true.
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What’s the chances AI wrote that?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Considering Facebook lets AI write posts for you now? Greater than zero.

Dave ,
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I didn’t know that!

Holy hell, isn’t it enough that Facebook is full of crap I don’t want to see, do we need AI to generate more crap we don’t want to see?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yep, it super sucks.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1973af8f-713a-4757-ba60-1c28049954d9.png

If my family (who are all over the planet) didn’t decide Facebook was the best way to stay in touch, I’d never use it.

Dave ,
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Ah thanks. Yeah, my family also use Facebook. They would get way more pictures of the kids if they didn’t, but there isn’t really a solid alternative that I’ve seen.

I only use Messenger, and even that is via Beeper. I try to avoid Facebook as best as I can.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Ohhhhh right. That’s why I never hear from my family.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

taiyang , to lemmyshitpost in honk 🤡

Why yes, Batman The Animated Series might have contributed to my sexual development, why do you ask?

OhStopYellingAtMe , to lemmyshitpost in honk 🤡
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Clussy

_stranger_ ,

honk honk

NegativeInf , to insanepeoplefacebook in Big if true.

Based on my cursory search of scholarly articles, there have been no denisovan teeth found in Eastlake Ohio. So sure, it WOULD be a big deal if one has been found there, but there hasn’t. So it isn’t.

The only source for this is randos on Facebook posting bull.

PythagreousTitties , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got a letter.

It’s crazy to me they get cars and think they somehow don’t have to pay for them.

But they do the same with thier children so I guess it checks out.

Plum , to insanepeoplefacebook in Big if true.
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That giant motherfucking molar has no place in an archaic human mouth.

This article has a photo of a real one.

ch00f , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure you have sovcit.

I’m in Seattle and at least twice a day I see someone with a temporary tag behind impossibly tinted windows or just straigh no license plate at all.

I suspect they only bother with it if you have another infraction.

vrek ,

I was always told only break one rule at a time… Registration a few days over due… Make sure to drive the speed limit… Leaving the bar after a few drinks… Make sure to always use your blinkers…

Murder is the hard one cause killing a person and improper disposal of a body are 2 crimes and it’s hard to do one without the other.

/s this is a joke don’t take it too seriously

TheReturnOfPEB , to lemmyshitpost in New tech discovered

What tech support department doesn’t have the “ask the stuffed bear on the counter in the corner out loud your question before asking tech support” ?

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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I thought the canonical examen was a rubber duck.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to insanepeoplefacebook in Where are the bodies? Checkmate, evolutionists!

The flood washed them all downstream.

NigelFrobisher , to greentext in Anon is a true romantic

I don’t understand why a nice young man who uses “femoid” as a word can’t get a girlfriend. One of life’s little mysteries!

mossy_ , to patientgamers in Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion (and Robs A Bank) [A Patient Review]

I really like the running gag that if Turnip Boy reads something about taxes, he’ll tear the paper in half without a thought

njm1314 , to foodporn in Chorizo, manchego and onion quiche

What exactly is manchego?

carmanut ,

It is a delicious soft sheep cheese. I’ve only ever had it on crackers with apples. I hadn’t thought of including it in a quiche!

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