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ClassifiedPancake , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

500 per pixel is my rate

MagicShel , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

It’s one website. How much could it cost, £500?

general_kitten ,

What website weighs 500 pounds?!

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Probably a local gym.

hakunawazo ,

Maybe it had too many cookies.

Honytawk ,

Damn, now it is bloated

SlopppyEngineer ,

The most important thing is what you’ll get. A few static pages and stock images with the watermark still present, sure. Beyond that the meter starts running.

hypeerror ,

Here’s some money, go build a JStor

explodicle , to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

I assume they’re fun silly names in Arabic too?

pyre , (edited )

no, I’m not an Arab but i can read a little bit and from what i can read they’re just regular dishes. the auto translator went crazy with interpretations though. part of the problem is Arabic script doesn’t really have vowels; they have diacritics* instead but they’re rarely used (either for disambiguation or in the Quran to minimize the possibility of misreading the holy text). so imagine reading English without vowels:

y cn prbbl tll frm cntxt wht ths mns

but it would be hard for a machine to decipher it. these words can easily be:

yea cone probable tall farm context wheat these mines

once you misinterpret one word, its relation to the other words make them more likely to be misinterpreted as well.

e:sp

TotallyNotSpezUpload , to startrek in Captain Proton: Peril from Planet X poster

Is this OC? If so, hats off! If not, thank you for sharing. :)

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wish I had this level of skill.

Apparently it was originally an official Star Trek fan club item:

www.startrek.com/…/captain-proton-collectibles

TotallyNotSpezUpload ,

Thank you for the info. Too bad it’s not available for purchase anymore. That’d would’ve looked amazing on the walls of my gaff.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not available on the trampt.com link above? I admit I didn’t actually try to buy it.

TotallyNotSpezUpload ,

Unfortunately not.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, not even available on eBay.

Hopefully someone will eventually do a higher quality scan of it so people can at least print it for themselves on a large format printer.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ok… I have found that many, if not all of the issues of Star Trek Communicator (where this was also printed) have been scanned into archive.org. There’s well over 100 of them, so I’m not going looking for it, but maybe someone else will want to take that on. Just search for “star trek communicator site:archive.org” if you’re using Google. Not sure about other search engines.

TotallyNotSpezUpload ,

Thank you, I’ll do a proper research this week. :)

Mikina , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

hakunawazo ,

Just make it mobile first… and last ;)

ThrowawayPermanente , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.

Jinn ,

This reads like a bad AI wrote it.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s from an old commercial, pre-AI

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol

Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing

bulwark , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

Do you guys have any idea how expensive a website is with a Large Screen size?

Steamymoomilk ,

goes to website on 47in TV

The price of development is insane

yonder ,

Plugs in HTC Vive and uses WLX-overlay to enlarge the website to 100m virtually.

Steamymoomilk ,
yngmnwntr , to memes in Bacon tho
James_Fortis OP ,

Good call! :)

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

The self-reference in this was expected but somehow also the perfect cherry on top

pyre ,

not like us

dethedrus , to risa in Borg in the hall

Still one of the weirdest and best pieces of comedy.

Time to go binge some Kids in the Hall.

masterofn001 , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

F Elon. Too.

PyroNeurosis , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

Yeah, we’ve had Liver with cheese, but what about Liver liver with cheese?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Liver liver is exponentially more liver.

DecentM , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
@DecentM@lemmy.ml avatar

Well he did just say designing, so lucky there. I’ll send over some wireframes, sure

ceenote , to memes in Bacon tho

Makes sense

AlpacaChariot , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

Chove

Karyoplasma , to lemmyshitpost in Windows 11

I get that legacy support sucks and nobody wants to do it, but the new product is just an ad serving platform under the guise of being an OS. Maybe try to release a good Windows platform before asking people zo switch to that, just a thought I had.

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

But they don't want you to switch to "the new cool stuff". They want you to switch to "the ad serving platform"

Demdaru ,

Every second windows tho. Xp good, Vista bad, 7 good, 8 bad, 10 good, 11 bad…

Angry_Autist ,

And they want 11 to be the last one…

asexualchangeling , (edited )

Can you really say 10 is better than 7, though? 7 maybe better than vista, And 10 better than 8, But I maintain that it’s a downward slope and that the versions keep getting worse overall

Demdaru ,

I…what? Never said 7 was better than 10, nor that quality goes up. Just that every second windows is good.

Angry_Autist ,

To Microsoft, being an automatic ad platform is WHY they consider it better than 10. They have zero incentive to release an OS that doesn’t ad spam or datamine you.

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