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Ghostwurm , to lemmyshitpost in Cyberpunk 2024
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Wushu Dolls, intensifies

Lemjukes , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

Great joke but I think the arrow and label kills the frog just a little.

LyD ,

Disagree, I really needed it.

thisbenzingring ,

Yeah I didn’t get the joke until then. It’s perfect as is

Lemjukes ,

I don’t think that disagrees with my point. I simply think jokes are funnier the harder you work to get them. I too didn’t get it until seeing the arrow and label, but I would have found more enjoyment from a longer buildup and mental work to understand the joke than just having it served to me. Maybe I should add this context:

‘Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand how it works, but the frog dies.”

TragicNotCute , to cat in Someone is unhappy that they were kicked out of the kitchen while eggs were being prepared
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I legit thought that cat was wearing furry paw cuffs.

protist , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

Dear “judge,”

“i” order you to drop my case.

Sincerely,

“i”

Snapz , to funny in There's just something about it

“No, it’s not.”

“No…no, it’s not… But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?”

Dorkyd68 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

“i” am dumber for having read this

Etterra ,

I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn’t have anything to do with America so I don’t know what’s going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that’s standard issue crazy.

AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Cyberpunk 2024
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vaporwave intensifies

CommissarVulpin ,

a e s t h e t i c

bruhduh ,
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808 slow vibes

Nicoleism101 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

400k would be nice, I always wanted to pull off some crowdfunding scheme and buy a sports car

AA5B , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

Farts. Notice that it’s shaped to someone’s butt. There was an old tradition to sit there and fart, and look at what it did!

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

And where are they now? The li’l poeple of STAHNENGE

And what would they post to us . . . if we were here . . . . tonight

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

They should have changed the choreography

HauntedCupcake , (edited ) to greentext in Anon notices

The correct answer is lizard. No musk, no fur, no allergens. Just needs an appropriate vivarium and a light bulb. If you design it right, you only need to spot clean once a week for what the woodlice don’t take care of. Feed him once or twice a week, you can leave him alone for literal days at a time. Costs less than £20 a month in food and electricity. Landlords love them, no chance of the tank bursting and water going everywhere. Literally safer than a fish.

Best pet for the modern poor and disenfranchised citizen

radicalautonomy , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.
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FUCK the napkin!

aeronmelon , to insanepeoplefacebook in Man has theory.

I thought it was a pretty sure thing that the Sphinx used to have a different head. Maybe not totally confirmed, but at least a widely held belief.

Was the original head Anubis? Who knows. Probably a different Pharaoh.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

This is the first I’m hearing about it, but honestly, why not?

davidagain , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

At first I thought that was a blahaj and was confused.

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