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bolexforsoup , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

comrade19 ,

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

lseif ,

I FARTED ---------->

saltesc ,

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

brbposting ,

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

1 prayer = 3 shares

3 prayers = 10 likes

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

bolexforsoup ,

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I definitely didn’t take it as a comment on my own behavior, I agree that this kind of shit is obnoxious. I just wanted to make jokes about diarrhea.

bolexforsoup ,

lol

hungryphrog ,

What’s the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Probably? That should be a community tbh.

TORFdot0 ,

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

bolexforsoup ,

I’m talking about this genre post in general

possiblylinux127 , to linuxmemes in Congratulations all.

More like organizations that couldn’t afford Crowdstrike

uis ,

Russia could. But did not. Now Kaspersky has happy day.

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

So long and thank you for the fish

Denjin ,

So long and thanks for all the fish

AbsoluteChicagoDog , to memes in The likes the upvotes

We can do it! Dare to dream!

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

The real fun is when you replace one with human feces.

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just shitty 😁

brbposting ,

This guy’s covered a toilet with cellophane

pelletbucket , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180

brbposting ,
pelletbucket ,

grond

deranger , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

$12 for 336g of peanut butter is robbery. Alaska prices or something? $36.45 per kg unit price!

You can pick up a 40 of Jif at Target for $6 and that’s 1134g. Almost 7x the value, and it’s the good shit.

ggppjj ,

Assuming this was taken in America, no way those are grams.

Edit: I zoomed in and maybe it is? Does look like kgs.

Weird all around.

deranger ,

Says price per kg, net weight kgs on the label 🤷‍♂️

If it’s pounds it’s even worse. 2.2x worse, in fact.

ggppjj ,

Wild.

almost1337 ,

Packaged like that it’s probably ground in-store

deranger ,

Grind deez nuts. I can’t find a reference for price ground in-store but that still seems astronomical.

ggppjj ,

Hmmm, it being wrapped in a flat usually indicates being repackaged from larger foodservice sized containers, which my own experience with West Virginia food desert grocery stores has led me to understand is common in some areas.

I’d expect fresh ground to be oily-er too, enough that stocking it upright like that wouldn’t be a great idea.

frickineh ,

If it’s in the Caribbean like another commenter mentioned, it may not be USD. XCD to USD is $2.70 to $1.

tomkatt ,

Yeah, but JIF is like… sugar and palm kernel oil garbage. It’s a peanut butter product, not peanut butter.

Peanut butter should have one or two ingredients, max. Peanuts, and maybe salt.

thesystemisdown ,

The oil in Jif is rapeseed (canola) and/or soybean, not palm. Not disagreeing with your sentiment in general, but for the sake of clarity…

Zier ,
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Correct, and the 'no stir' version is always palm oil.

thesystemisdown ,

It’s hard to escape palm oil. It’s a shame. It could be an environmentally friendly option if greedy people were just a little less greedy.

Zier ,
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The sad part about palm oil (other than environmental) is, it blocks the taste of most foods. It's too heavy. Things just taste greasy and almost flavorless.

qjkxbmwvz ,

This was my biggest complaint about an abroad stint in the Netherlands — all the peanut butter* was JIF style/huge ingredient list. Agree completely — only acceptable ingredients are peanuts and salt.

The beer wasn’t all my style, but I could certainly appreciate it.

*“pindakaas” literally “peanut cheese,” I think because “butter” is reserved for dairy products.

stiephelando ,

Then you didn’t look hard enough. In the Netherlands there are plenty of high quality pb brands.

qjkxbmwvz ,

I’m sure there are, but they were not available at Jumbo (or any of the other stores I went to). In the US, I generally find them at any store I go to (a long with JIF, etc. of course) — I never have to “look hard enough” to find it.

This was a decade ago, so perhaps things changed.

stiephelando ,

I haven’t been to the Netherlands in a while either, but at Albert Heijn they had PB made from peanuts only, and I remember there being several brands that were like this. Miles better than in other parts of Europe.

JudahBenHur ,

you had a problem with carlsberg?

deranger ,

2% or less of added oils. I get natty PB as well but it’s not quite as good as a bad food. I’m 6’3” and 195 at near 40 years old, my diet is fine. Jif is probably the “worst” thing I enjoy regularly. I still maintain it’s the best PB of the commercially produced varieties.

fluxion ,

This is top quality, grass-fed Mr. Peanut, butchered just today. Quality comes with a price

Maeve ,

The package isn't resealable, either. That's just shady, pricing it so high, and making the consumer pay more for resealable packaging is just next-level greed.

brbposting ,
JameUwU , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

Mega Man in the Mushroom Kingdom.ips has been sitting there for do long. One day

SnotFlickerman , to aboringdystopia in Never believe the hype.
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean… when this first happened…

People paid into the GoFundMe because they thought it was so fucked that all he got was a shitty goodie bag.

I usually see these stories as failures of the system (and to be clear, they are), but in this case, a large number of people saw something that was straight bullshit, and tried to fix that bullshit with kind donations.

That second part, that’s the part that IS NOT a Boring Dystopia.

In other words, this mainly fits because it’s been years since this happened and the way it was presented in a throwaway Xeet. Everyone who remembers the original story remembers that it went viral because it was fucked up that all he got was a shitty goodie bag despite having never missed a day in 27 years.

People coming together to fight the boring dystopia isn’t boring or dystopian, personal opinion.

Leg ,
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I mostly agree with your sentiment, except dystopias have people fight against them all the time. Not as boring, but still dystopian.

Crackhappy ,
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I agree with you. Well reasoned.

XiELEd ,
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Not a lot of people are lucky to get funded unfortunately :(

Diabolo96 , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

This a grade A wacko.

Treczoks ,

I can already see some mail-opening underling in Vatican City reading this and trying to figure out what the sender wants…

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m guessing they get a lot of wacko mail at the Vatican.

They even believe some of it.

TheFriar ,

Isn’t it obvious? He’s “bak” to claim his realm and he needs the kings heir to affirm that he’s returned to earth. Duh.

lemmefixdat4u , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a767c415-45e7-40ca-bd76-682082f43615.jpeg

My grandkids use it. Gotta train them young. Thanks McD’s! (They even painted it orange)

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

For confused folks, no this is not how Canadians package their peanut butter, although yes the milk bags are real, IIRC this is actually a thing that happens in the Carribbean for locally packaged peanut butter because it’s cheaper than the jars are in the US and Canada.

RedditWanderer ,

I was thinking this is either some shitty store unpackaging and repackaging peanut butter, or it’s made locally.

In this timeline you just never know.

Simulation6 ,

I have seen it sold like this in a Krogars in Tennessee.

bitchkat , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

It’s a whoompty whoomp. I’ve used it a lot since that’s how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

coffee_with_cream , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Off topic, but I feel like I hopped timelines to where people started using, “gifted” instead of “gave.” When did that start?

TheReturnOfPEB ,

upgifted

Anticorp ,

Upgaved.

iknowitwheniseeit ,

It’s weird, but also more specific. You can give someone a haircut, give someone guff, give someone herpes, but you wouldn’t say “gifted” in those contexts.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Not really, it’s just laziness.

“He was given 50 bananas as a gift” is the correct way to say it

The “gifted” bit is just the magical English language and its ability to verbify anything into a verb

MirthfulAlembic ,
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Gift has been used as a verb for the entire history of Modern English. Unless you are speaking Middle English, gift is equally correct.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Yes it’s been around for ages, but not colloquially or informally used until about 20 years ago, just about the time where people started typing a lot!

MirthfulAlembic ,
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Even if that were true, I fail to see how that would make it incorrect. And I don’t think it is. I’ve heard gift used that way my entire life, which I wish was only twenty years long so far. Perhaps it was regional until more recently.

UmeU ,

My ex wife gifted me some herpes.

MirthfulAlembic ,
@MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world avatar

About 400 years ago. Is this a really sly way of revealing you’re a vampire?

dohpaz42 , to aboringdystopia in Never believe the hype.
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

This is why I say that “technically correct” is the worst kind of correct.

TheDarksteel94 ,

Wdym, it’s not even technically correct. It’s just wrong.

black0ut ,
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He was gifted 400k, just not by BK. The post doesn’t say it was BK, even though it insinuates that. It’s technically correct, but it has a clearly deceitful intention.

dohpaz42 ,
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The better way to have worded that post was to say, “A Burger King worker, who never missed a day of work in 27 years, was gifted $400k from a GoFundMe setup by his daughter.”

But that would mean being intentional and using more words. Can’t have that when you want to be spicy and increasing your engagement with ambiguity.

TheDarksteel94 ,

Ah, I see, sorry. I read the post like two times and only now I see how it was actually phrased 😅

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