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deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

I know this is a fake, but Olivia James has done a good job modernizing the strip.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.

bitchkat ,

One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

SchmidtGenetics ,

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

bolexforsoup ,

Have you never heard “plant your feet”?

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

Yeah, doesn’t involve burying or getting into the actual ground itself from anything I’ve seen about it.

Using that phrase, to “plant” a sign would be to lay it on top of the ground. So it wouldn’t be wrong for a large weighted sign I guess, but the pictures about pouring something into the ground.

bolexforsoup ,

Planting means to root firmly

SchmidtGenetics ,

You said plant your feet, that has a specific definition, which is different than the one you’re using now for planting.

Language is tough. But yeah, no planting a sign is not a correct term for what you would do. Like at all, no matter how you try to stretch definitions.

Revan343 ,

Language is tough

For some people, apparently

SchmidtGenetics ,

Yep plant has multiple definitions, and neither is for placing signs in the ground, and it also is different in the specific phrase “plant your feet”. Neither refer to rooting.

The nuances are tough, but they are there.

Maybe provide the specific definition that you’re confusing the right one with and we could clear this up.

Revan343 ,

You are the only one here who appears confused; everyone else understood exactly what was meant by ‘planting a sign’

SchmidtGenetics , (edited )

I’m not confused, I know what they meant, hence my original joke at a statement that while makes sense, doesn’t work using any real definitions.

Yeah using random words in place of the proper ones can make a logical statement, but that doesn’t disclude it from not being a proper phrase language wise.

Again, hence my joke using the term in another incorrect usage…. The fact that you need this explained is quite frankly hilarious if you’re coming here to call me out or something lmfao.

Machinist ,
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Planting fence posts is totally a thing, planting a sign would be correct usage. Southern US vernacular.

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, we’re gonna have a problem.

SchmidtGenetics ,

I’ve been honestly waiting for someone to point out “planting a flag”, highly disappointed.

Revan343 ,

You start trying to tell me ain’t and y’all ain’t words, y’all are gonna have a problem.

Ftfy

Track_Shovel ,

Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years

bahbah23 ,

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don’t, I don’t care

constantokra ,

Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.

joyjoy , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Hello, ground!

casmael ,

What a good name!

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day
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The pro Linux German government members being validated. 🦎🐧

kikutwo , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Fleshlight Metallica edition

Rentlar , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

The SAMBA is sounding real quiet today…

Revan343 , to lemmyshitpost in pepper spray review

Dude’s clearly a cop

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!

sirico , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Giant toothpick holder

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

“That’s not all, Nancy has the gall / to pray and pray for her downfall.”

clif , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I’ve spent too much time slamming that lil guy around

edgemaster72 , to cat in Darth Felineous, The Smol
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President Onions, get down!

chrisbit , to workreform in Never believe the hype.
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It’s funny to me that the blue tick has gone from meaning ‘oh good, this is at least coming from a verified source’ to ‘this is almost certain to be alt right bullshit’.

uis ,

Alt right supports retirement? What’s next? Alt right supporting communism?

chrisbit ,
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I was more getting at the headline being worded to imply the corporation is doing the ‘gifting’ here.

uis ,

Yeah, I get it. Couldn’t resist to make a joke.

Crowfiend ,

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  • uis ,

    Fuck you and fuck the image you purport of the American average.

    You are doing it better than me

    Snowpix ,
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    You need to take a few steps back and look inwards. You are wishing death on another human being. Not because they did anything particularly heinous, you just got upset at them. Is this something you regularly do, or are you just having a bad day? Either way, that’s not okay and you need to find a better outlet for your anger than wishing death upon random strangers on the internet.

    someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

    I know what it is but I don’t get the joke in the title.

    brbposting ,

    Is it a joke about _post_ing?

    Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)

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