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BeigeAgenda , to memes in But don't say it out loud
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Yeah, I guess the convicted felon is destined to expire on his golden throne while trying to push out a Big Mac.

ComradePorkRoll ,

Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if that’s what happened after the fact?

Enzy , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

196 on her lawn

Snowclone , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

She’s a 61 year old lesbian, with two adult kids, married to her wife of ten years. She’s a hugely respected actor who’s a household name, and undoubtedly has a net worth that could probably buy an island. I don’t think you’re gonna crack this nut, homie.

nelly_man ,

In case you missed the joke, this is a reference to how John Hinckley Jr shot Reagan because he thought it would impress Jodie Foster. It’s posted today because of the assassination attempt on Trump yesterday.

PugJesus OP , to cat in My friend's cat used to do this to me all the time

I’d wake up, groggy, on the floor, and I’d look up and see my friend’s cat standing there next to me at the crack of dawn. I’d say “Hey, Bernie. What’re you doin’ in here?” and he’d drop a mouse in front of my fucking face and then look at me like I was a moron for not immediately waking up and chasing after it.

nightwatch_admin ,

I feel your pain, our cat is dropping live mice indoors like an american bomber flying over an oil-rich country. Often these mice then die somewhere in/under an unreachable corner/crack/etc. So much fun!

seaQueue ,
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One summer I pulled all of the furniture in our bedroom about 18in out from the walls so I could more quickly catch and remove the 3am rodent deliveries.

The same cat would bring a mouse to any houseguest we hosted for more than a day or two. I had to warn them to prepare for a 3-4am welcome present.

mozz ,
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Just being hospitable

UltraGiGaGigantic , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!

funkless_eck ,

if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
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Oh this has layers

Etterra ,

Shrek?

ChicoSuave , to insanepeoplefacebook in The mud rains of the 19th century

Mud rain. Like all the other times dirt and water joined in the clouds and made mud rain. It’s such a natural occurrence that this mud flood thing is quite logical. There are whole mountains of dirt up in the clouds, way more than on the ground, which is why the sky looks so dirty. Gotta watch out for those mud rains. Remember all the other things that we lost to mud rain? Like an empire that was so advanced it couldn’t deal with mud. Tragic.

CM400 ,

I get where you’re going with this, but the atmosphere carries tons of sand from the Sahara to the Amazon every year. Maybe not a whole mountain…

The idea of “mud rains” are definitely dumb, though.

Blackout , to insanepeoplefacebook in The mud rains of the 19th century
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It reminds me of the time new York went thru the "Raining men" era. You couldn't walk 3 ft without a neked man dropping from the sky on ya. Took 300 years to clean that mess.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Thank goodness the Weather Girls were around to give a warning about it, although only within about a 12-hour window.

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

This was pretty hilarious, I gotta tell ya.

RGB , to lemmyshitpost in What does it mean??

it is nice that on an analog clock it seems nothing special with those numbers, and there are none analog clock - strange numbers or there is ? 6:30 for example?

Catoblepas ,

10:10 is almost always what analog clocks are set to in shop displays and backgrounds of shows and things like that. If you start looking for it you’ll notice it everywhere. They use 10:10 because it’s aesthetically pleasing.

WhyFlip , to lemmyshitpost in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

irreticent ,
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/woooosh

nightwatch_admin , to lemmyshitpost in What does it mean??

hmm Magick

nifty , to lemmyshitpost in stap
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I am sorry for your bounty of lemons. Please, no longer insist on making lemonade. Instead, for any subsequent lemon provided to you by life, throw it into the garbage and set the garbage on fire. Enjoy a citrusy bonfire

A_Union_of_Kobolds , to funny in Calling all lizard people?

This looks a lot like the Grace Methodist in my town…

HootinNHollerin OP , (edited )

This is Long Beach CA

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

Not mine then!

Etterra ,

Most mainstream churches look similar, really.

supertrucker , to memes in But don't say it out loud

I’m getting a lot of Palpatine wannabe vibes from the left all of a sudden. Guess it’s a good thing Biden kinda looks like him now

suction ,

Biden doesn’t look like Palpatine at all

supertrucker ,

You say that, until we all find out much too late that him and Darth Cheney were playing us all along

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