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PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in They only show up after midnight though

“Makes for better grip strength while I peg dudes.”

RubberElectrons ,
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Hot. Just gotta do all the things for her that’ll make her happy, so she’ll want to bend you over.

Two way street and all 😎 I think they’re called relationships?

CaptainEffort , to memes in traumatized

Pretty sure my first experience was at 9. Jailbroke my iPhone and saw some porn ad in a program I installed. Didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but it sure as hell changed things

Senseless ,

For me it was looking up cheats for GTA and other games online and seeing porn ads all over the site.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in never turn off uBlock

There’s a merchant I order products from, and the only way to get shipping tracking info is to install an invasive app that leeches all your Google information.

FlickeringScreens , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

I’m sureeeeeeeee you randomly got this message. surrreee

FlickeringScreens ,

Downvote is from OP fr fr

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Ummm... What?
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Where is this naked tickle fight supposed to take place and where do I sign up?

ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in O Yea
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We all just heard him say it.

Sparky , to memes in please
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ah time for horror stories with sparky:

I know of people who work in IT and use onedrive as a shitty version of github for sharing and version controlling code… If I was them, I’d alteast use syncthing

Lightfire228 ,

+1 for syncthing

I use it for synching my Obsidian notes folder between my phone and PC

(and git for versioning and backups)

ummthatguy , to lemmyshitpost in O Yea
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Cosmonauticus ,

This is unironically one of the best examples character acting I’ve ever seen.

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited ) to memes in traumatized

Apologies for the rant

We really need a thrid tag. (And NSFL to be a supported tag/filter feature like nsfw)

It should have been;

  • NSFW = anything you wouldn’t wan’t your boss/coworker/stranger in public to see.
  • NSFM = not safe for minors; in other words, porn.
  • NSFL = gore, death, etc.

Theres no way anyone will agree to change nsfw now, so we’ll have to go for something else. I propose;

  • NSFP = not safe for public. This is for things like “sexy pics”, dark, potty, or sex humor (pretty much all of C&H), and that “ball vasectamy switch” post from eailer. It’s a funny post, but personally I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public.

Edits to include link to the ball post I referenced, and an example community that I belive would fall under my NSFP tag (Cyanide abd Happiness). lemm.ee/c/cyanideandhappinessPlus general spelling and grammar fixes as I find them.

criitz ,

Im good with NSF work and minors being the same, since they basically have the same limitations, but I agree with adding NSFL

helpImTrappedOnline ,

I’d prefer it that way as well (less to try and catagoize and no is it W or P gray zone to figure out), but I think nsfw has become so ubiquitous with porn that not many use it for other stuff. You either have to restablish the nsfw rules (and moderate) or create a new tag to fill in the gap.

brbposting ,

I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public

Speak for yourself

helpImTrappedOnline ,

I don’t want a detailed 3D rendering of balls showing up while scrolling in public

Speak for yourself

I am?

brbposting ,

Sounded like the Royal I

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Seems your text to speach app is shite if that’s how it sounded to you :p

I’m just trollin’, anyway I added a word so theres no more confusion.

brbposting ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6aab938a-f9f2-4c58-a480-4b67674132d3.jpeg

Might’ve misspelled perineally

Sorry for an apparently lame riff on the classic “speak for yourself!” joke :)


I think I’m pretty satisfied with NSFW & NSFL. Might be neat if different platforms had their own NSFW settings so you could kinda rank your posts on some sort of offensiveness scale? Perhaps NSFP would be more intuitive though.

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

Seems so, but I don’t think your spelling is any better :D

ILikeBoobies , to memes in never turn off uBlock

Login gates do help ensure ai follows your robots.txt

Rhynoplaz , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is trying to steal his car.

Somehow I suspect not a single person suggested making the payments.

some_guy ,

😂

EleventhHour ,
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Wait till the repo guy shows up

deegeese ,

Hand him a 1099 signed diagonally in red ink and say the debt has been discharged.

EleventhHour ,
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Without a fingerprint in blood, it’s worthless

dejected_warp_core ,

That was yesterday’s thread. Fellow was trying to get their car back from impound with magical paperwork (I think).

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in O Yea
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Kool Aid man intensifies

terraborra , to insanepeoplefacebook in "You got your aliens in my angels!" "You got your angels in my aliens!"
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How many idiots can argue on a pinhead?

tiredofsametab , to insanepeoplefacebook in "You got your aliens in my angels!" "You got your angels in my aliens!"

Ah yes, the unknown minerals.... that you know about.

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