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Rentlar , to cat in Cat

Some cats are just obsessed with cardboard… they’d feel more comfortable in the box a $1000 cat bed comes in than the bed itself.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Me: hmmmmm, marketing idea. Sell the cardboard box for $1,000.

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

But it should be a box made of 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓾𝓶 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓼 (literally just plastic).

harrybo93 , to pics in Progress: the Katy Freeway in Houston, Texas, spans across 26 lanes making it the worlds widest. The freeway is broken down in to 12 main lanes (six in each direction), eight feeder lanes.
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Sorry- “progress”???

nimomycelium OP ,
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I was being ironic.

harrybo93 ,
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Totally missed that tone. My bad, sorry.

le sigh though

nimomycelium OP ,
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Text isn’t always the best medium to convey irony/sarcasm.

Sparkles , to lemmyshitpost in It's basically the same as grad school
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Too close to home! I feel like this got worse after grad school.

LanceFabulously , to newcommunities in Ice Cream

OH. MY. GOSH. Ice cream, honey?! You know the way to my heart! That community sounds like a dream come true – sharing recipes, stories, and experiences? Count me IN! Can I be the ice cream king there? I’ve got a killer strawberry basil sorbet recipe that’ll make everyone scream! Let’s get this ice cream party started, darling!

MapleEngineer OP ,
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Post it!

Byter ,

Sorry to break it to you, but that’s a bot.

MapleEngineer OP ,
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Oh.

nokturne213 ,

And worse, it is from hilarious chaos.

LanceFabulously ,

Just did sweetie throws glitter while Sashaying out of the room

HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in It's basically the same as grad school
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Nope, I watched a Technology Connections video about dishwashers. Both of them, in fact. I know what I’m talking about.

Noite_Etion ,
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck I love those videos, I just use dishwasher powder now and clean my filter frequently. My dishes are perfect!

ThrowawaySobriquet ,

Between him, This Old Tony, Electroboom, Big Clive, and Cody’s Lab, I’ve learned to fuck up in the most spectacularly well-thought-out ways

zout ,

You should add Uri Tuchmann to your list if you haven't already.

Forester ,
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Project farm is pretty cool

user224 ,
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both

I am pretty sure there were in fact more than just 2.

Quickly checking, there’s (at least) 4.

originalucifer , to newcommunities in Ice Cream
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edgemaster72 ,
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nokturne213 ,

Oddly, Mlem takes me to a user named icecream on lemmy world.

Noite_Etion , to lemmyshitpost in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.
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How did they die?

Car accident.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah.

Weed accident. Hotboxed to death.

LouNeko , to lemmyshitpost in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Man, people are really jumping on that one.

MostlyBlindGamer , to programmer_humor in Mcafee accidentally made users call the devs of SQLite and complain.
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Wasn’t there a story about people calling curl devs because of car issues?

For what it’s worth, I’m sure the SQLite devs could help somebody clean up their temp files. They just really shouldn’t have to.

ABasilPlant OP ,

Are you talking about this: I have toyota corola?

MostlyBlindGamer ,
@MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com avatar

Yes! Hahaha, it’s so good.

Number 2 needs to flick the little switch on the SD card.

where_am_i ,

and so the internet wisdom has solved the person’s problem. Alas they will never find out

DogWater ,

Their issue is that the card has the physical lock switched on on the SD card?

MostlyBlindGamer ,
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Chances are, right? At least it’s the first thing I’d check.

DogWater ,

Ha that’s a good point.

PopcornPrincess , to cat in Cat

Perfect fit.

grrgyle , to lemmyshitpost in No matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.

Mannn having a brand on your gravestone, though

PhatInferno ,
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Agreed, tho i feel like vw bus iconography leans more towards a hippy symbol than the actual Volkswagen brand

FlyingSquid OP ,
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People put their religion on their gravestone. That’s just corporate branding under another label.

MindTraveller ,

Hey, you’re the militant atheist who called me mentally ill for disagreeing with your views on religion

BruceTwarzen ,

It’s not a mental illness, you’re just a dummy

FlyingSquid OP ,
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More importantly, I never did that. But they’re stalking me and harassing me for it anyway. No longer in this community, however.

Amanduh ,

Another victim of squiddy flexing mod powers

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in Experts are divided on what color skin the Incas had, but we know they invented geopolymers that poured like concrete.

OP: hmm. Interesting.

1st comment: okay

5th comment: low growl

Last comment: welp. I guess we’ll never know

dohpaz42 , to programmer_humor in Mcafee accidentally made users call the devs of SQLite and complain.
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Hm. The first hit on DuckDuckGo is a single entry for a guy and all it says is Contact the Business Inquiries.

You would think a better solution to this problem would be to put a message on that page stating that if you’re a McAfee user looking for information about SQLite files in your temp folder, to call the McAfee support line.

But hey what do I know, right?

Killing_Spark ,

Did you just expect people that call random devs at random times to actually read any information on a website?

dohpaz42 ,
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If that information said something like “McAfee users concerned about temp files, call (800) 123-4567”, then yes. Did I suggest anything more than that? No. 🙄

cm0002 ,

Lol you never worked customer service or hell desk have you?

The kinds of people who need this message, you would have lost the second you said “temp files”

tyler ,

Well these people making these calls are finding the temp folder

cm0002 ,

Irrelevant, these people will find their way into folders they have no business in and no idea what it’s doing and break shit

It’s a big reason MS started hiding the windows folder after Win 98 (maybe 95)

dohpaz42 ,
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How is that irrelevant? The folder is literally called Temp. Doesn’t matter anything else. You said, and I quote, “The kinds of people who need this message, you would have lost the second you said “temp files”.”

Obviously not sure, given where the files were located. 🤦‍♂️

And of course they didn’t know what the files were for; probably why they went searching for it, and eventually found the contact info for Richard Hipp.

Me thinks you just want to shit on people for no other reason than to make yourself feel superior to them. 👏 Congrats!

T156 ,

Assuming that they went out to look for it, and didn’t just poke google with (“sqlite hacked my computer”) until they found a phone number.

If they had gotten the phone number for a company called Super Queasy Lite and Easy/SQLitE instead of the developers, the company might well have received the calls instead.

tyler ,

Assuming that they went out to look for it, and didn’t just poke google with (“sqlite hacked my computer”) until they found a phone number.

and how in the world did they know to type the word “sqlite” in. Dude, the files are in the temp folder. The only way they know the name “sqlite” is if they literally visited the folder and looked there.

T156 ,

Error message? McAfee can’t write to the drive because it’s full of photos of their grandchildren and dogs, so it clicks up “can’t write to c:\temp\sqlite_arcane_computer_magic.log: Disk is full”, and it goes from there?

dohpaz42 ,
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You do realize that these people were looking up contact info from a company they found because they were … wait for it … looking at files inside the temp folder … otherwise known as … are you sitting down? You really should sit for this … temp files!

Imaging that. 😳 🤣

By the way, I worked technical support for my local dialup ISP, Adobe, Best Buy (before they were called Geek Squad), and OnStar.

But sure, what you said… 😉

relevants ,

looking at files inside the temp folder … otherwise known as … are you sitting down? You really should sit for this … temp files!

The point OP is making is that those people would not put 2 and 2 together to understand that the files they were looking at are called temp files, just because that’s the folder they found them in. They may not even remember the name of the folder, only that it contains a bunch of files with a prefix they’re now googling.

Not sure why I’m bothering explaining this to you, the way you responded makes you look absolutely insufferable, but maybe someone else who comes across this will find it useful.

randint ,
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hell desk

Brilliant.

ricecake ,

Yup, you found the developer. That’s his phone number.

It’s not exactly a new change either. In 2006 people weren’t going to the specific page from duckduckgo, they were probably finding the sqlite homepage, and then tracking down the contact info.

20 years later it’s probably better to maintain consistency with the prefix than to change it even if it’s weird.

poke ,

Update the site with mcafees phone number and only have the real one behind a click through you have to read

ricecake ,

So, sure that might work. More likely they forgot this bit is even here on account of it being 20 years old.

Also, never doubt the persistence of a sufficiently motivated and impatient user. I don’t think needing to read something has ever stopped one.
You can literally put animated flaming text and people will click right past.

mr_satan , (edited )
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During my time in a call center people would often call for invoices or messages they received. Most of my work there was reading the thing together with them. Nothing more was necessary, I just read alound their itemized invoice that they had received and it would solve their problem.

Click through pop-ups are even worse in this regard. I myself usually just automatically click No before I understand what just happened.

ricecake ,

I worked for a developer at a Web hosting company for a while. I really wish my story about flaming text wasn’t true, and that the words weren’t “permanent unrecoverable data loss”, and the audience wasn’t internal support technicians.

Gotta have a way to delete a vps, and there’s only so much you can do to get someone to check that they have the right one.

vcmj ,

The way I understand the users didn’t necessarily realize McAfee is responsible, just that a bunch of sqlite files appeared in temp so they might not connect the dots here anyway. Or even know McAfee is installed considering their shady practices.

dohpaz42 ,
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Fair point about not knowing McAfee if involved. But at the same time, it beats having your dev getting phone calls at all hours because McAfee’s devs were to lazy to ready the source file and learn how to change the freaking prefix of the file.

gnutrino , to memes in not a bot

Congratulations on failing the Turing test I guess?

notsure , to cat in Cat
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That is the finest box i've seen, yessir!

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