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pewgar_seemsimandroid , to linuxmemes in What is your experience with btrfs snapshots?

saved to remembering btrfs snapshots

MewtwoLikesMemes , to lemmyshitpost in He needs to be there 7.00 AM sharp!
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The swoosh in the lowercase “o” at the end of top line is at the bottom, not the top, which would make it say “a” rather than “o”.

So it actually says, “Why won’t nobody take me ta Funkytown?” (Bold mine.) Which I actually honestly like because it sounds more funky to me. ;)

Forester , to noncredibledefense in Is there any problem a weapon can't solve?
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Reduce, reuse, recycle

clay_pidgin ,

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

skillissuer ,
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, retaliate

Linkerbaan ,
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Revenge!

Iheartcheese , to noncredibledefense in Is there any problem a weapon can't solve?
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Aren’t those trash after they have been used?

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

Clearly not!

jonne ,

They make a great downspout.

umbrella ,
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are they?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

From what I understand, yes. I don’t pretend to be an expert on stuff like this but I could swear I’ve heard that those things can’t be reused

vaionko , (edited )

As someone who has handled a very similar looking weapon in the military, they are indeed single use. Though the used ones can be used for training. It’s important than one can “unfold” one very quickly

Edit: it was the M72A5 I dealt with. Never got to shot an actual one though, just a tracer one.

And I also was in charge of a simulator where you could shoot those things!

Anticorp , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home

Good for you. I refuse to put work related stuff on my phone. Especially since they want permission to remotely wipe my device if it’s lost. I paid for this phone, it is mine, not theirs. Bye.

Raiderkev , to greentext in Anon smashes his head

Reminds me of my friend who wouldn’t go to the hospital immediately after getting hit in a rear end collision. He finally went a few days later when he started to lose feeling in his face and extremities. Turns out his neck was broken. Now he’s got brain damage and a lot of motor issues. But hey, he’s likely going to get paid from the insurance co. I told him to go straight to the hospital when he called about getting hit.

Buddahriffic ,

Ah that sounds like just a little minor neck break. Drink a glass of milk, snort a couple lines of coke (it’s also white so it must have lots of calcium and you gotta admit it’s a bit more fun than a second glass of milk), then walk it off. Listen to some heavy metal to help strengthen the neck so that it won’t be so weak next time he gets hit by a car.

Kolanaki , to mildlyinteresting in Snoop Dogg has a pet supply line. (It apparently isn't doing well.)
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$40 for the shittiest looking harness I’ve ever seen… My husky would just rip away from the leash if I used one of these, I guarantee. I have a super durable one made with kevlar and ripstop that was only $20.

Donkter , to foodporn in Management thought they could make us happy with a pizza party

Eat the pizzas and keep fighting.

YourPrivatHater , to noncredibledefense in Is there any problem a weapon can't solve?

Well… Soon in Ukraine i guess.

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit catches a clue, other sovcit doesn't understand how debt works.

Trust me bro. Mr brother’s friend’s wife totally got away with driving shitfaced without a license because she told the cops they were unable to arrest her under section 10.01-B of the conscribed legislative rights act of 1491. Cop totally shit himself rofl it so works!!1

immutable ,

At first she said “pursuant to ucc 3.1 subsection 2” but thank goodness I was on the phone and shouted “no 10.01-B!”

The cops attitude sure did change once she cited the right case.

These people think they are wizards and just need to find the right incantation

boatsnhos931 , to mildlyinteresting in Snoop Dogg has a pet supply line. (It apparently isn't doing well.)

Let’s be real, snoop has fried his brain and is a washed up sell out. The persona he sells leads young kids and grown men to prison and death.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Are you making an anti-cannabis claim here? Because Willie Nelson and Tommy Chong have not fried their brains.

This is a bunch of ugly dog toys that cost way too much, but that has nothing to do with his weed smoking. He just has bad taste.

boatsnhos931 ,

I didn’t say anything about weed did I? But since you mentioned it, what makes you think they are rocket scientists? You see Willie lately? I think you can pick a better example than Chong and Willie. Give me some true examples. You didn’t want to say anything about Snoops promotion of a gangsta crip life pipe dream or say that I’m right about him being a sell out?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why I asked.

And are the only two choices ‘rocket scientist’ or ‘fried brain?’

Willie Nelson is 91 years old and still touring. May we all have a brain that fried.

boatsnhos931 ,

It’s ok to answer questions by asking more questions. I don’t need an answer. We should give weed to everyone, makes ya smart and live really long! You should encourage your kids to partake as well, good for em LOL

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I get that you’re on an anti-cannabis crusade here, but you’re not doing it well.

boatsnhos931 ,

I’m past my crusading years. As much as I torment you, I wanted to pause for moment and genuinely thank you for all posts/content you put up. There’s a lot of posts I enjoy and don’t comment or argue in and for that I salute you.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t torment me, I don’t even know who you are.

boatsnhos931 ,

Sorry I thought you were the Walmart cashier I farted on yesterday. You weren’t the disabled person who didn’t know how to order Domino’s on the app and got totally effed in the a with no hawk tua? You guys are going to have to put me in a home 😞

Anticorp ,

He’s definitely a sellout. That’s all he’s done for a couple of decades now is put his name on cheap shit for money.

ZombiFrancis , to lemmyshitpost in Casual reminder

Just a casual grasp of historical events and a critical phase of post-war and interwar politics and economies of Europe.

There’s a lesson there!

nifty , to memes in I spent fourteen minutes doing the thing I needed to do. Time for a two hour siesta.
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Who’s the dude in the meme, is it the Witcher actor?

pankuleczkapl ,
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Mads Mikkelsen

highduc ,

Hannibal

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit catches a clue, other sovcit doesn't understand how debt works.
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One of them is so close…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Like they are just within a hair of getting it.

Thcdenton , to foodporn in Management thought they could make us happy with a pizza party

Its called quiet eating now

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