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pewpew , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
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Who tf let a pack of wolves on to a plane?

fishbone ,

Dunno, but I’m looking to find out. Give me 2 all the way.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar
fishbone ,

Inside every human is two wolves.

Only rarely is a human inside two wolves.

uebquauntbez ,

Sequel to ‘Snakes on a plane’

schnurrito , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

funny thing is I, and probably most people, had never even heard that there was something called “CrowdStrike” until Friday of last week

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a Formula One fan. The Mercedes team are sponsored by them. You see their logo every time you see an on board shot of the cars.

I had no idea until this weekend.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ca0b1675-271e-4137-9ce8-1c4a20c3bc9d.jpeg

5redie8 ,

Over/Under on the amount of time before that logo gets removed?

gravitas_deficiency ,

End of season, at least, or whenever the livery/sponsorship contract runs out. Mercedes isn’t liable to care too much - it’s just a livery.

Sleepkever ,

Well you say that but their pit wall on Friday said otherwise Mercedes F1 pit wall with blue screens of death

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno how blind I have to be to miss this for all this time, but the air vents they have on the pit wall are the same air vents you get on a Mercedes-Benz.

It makes perfect sense, but it’s rather amusing 😂

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

I knew of falcond as the service that makes my work mac run slow.

Unfortunately, having a mac meant i didn’t get friday off unlike most of the rest of the company

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Same for me with Solar Winds, Equifax, SVB and Ashley Madison.

Weird to think that some kind of major catastrophe in the future could again be caused by some company that exists right now, but am unaware of.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Are you not in the US? Equifax is a credit bureau and if you’ve never heard of them, you never needed credit or you’re not from the US.

The other three, I’ve only heard of Ashley Madison because they had a very aggressive ad campaign before ad blockers became ubiquitous. One could say it was ads like theirs that made ad blocking a requirement.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I’m not in the US. The first time I heard about them was when they shit the bed.

Hazzia ,

Something I heard about recently is that it’s unnervingly common for the stock prices of unknown but really important companies like these to shoot up following an outage because it reveals to stock investors how mich of a monopoly it has in an area.

sdcSpade ,

When I heard “CrowdStrike” took down operating systems everywhere, I thought it was the name of a virus or a group of hackers. I’m not the only one hearing an inherent villainy in that name, right?

expr ,

Oh, if you worked at a company that uses them (which is a lot of companies), you’d definitely be familiar with them as they hog up a ton of fucking CPU/disk. I basically had an entire CPU core dedicated to running their bullshit.

lazynooblet , to foodporn in Homemade BLTs and Fried Mushrooms 🥓🥬🍅🍄🍻
@lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

I could maybe manage half of one sandwich. Is this a meal for a family of 4?

deepdivedylan OP ,
@deepdivedylan@lemmy.world avatar

Even worse: I have kitties to feed! 😻😹😺🐾

AlexWIWA , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Ended up with 1. 2 just isn’t worth it. Every time they went crazy

prof ,
@prof@infosec.pub avatar

I’ll take my mentally stable wife scrolling Instagram stuff daily over my nutcase ex that I could game with.

AlexWIWA ,

100%. And it’s not like she won’t occasionally game anyway.

AceFuzzLord , to lemmyshitpost in 6/10 sandler supremacy

From what a group I watch on yt have said, it seems like my gen and younger don’t even have a favorite Adam Sandler film. Pretty sure they’re millennials, so there’s pretty much no doubt they know their Adam Sandler films.

Don’t remember the video, but it kinda make me sad considering he’s more or less a campy film legend, minus a few less campy films like Click that I personally couldn’t consider quite campy and instead more on the line of family friendly horror.

Forester ,
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His range is amazing. I think it’s because he’s from the “Deep South”

snausagesinablanket , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
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AVincentInSpace , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

an operating system that allows third-party ring 0 access

Linux with eBPF:

https://i.imgflip.com/30r1af.png

witx , (edited )

Yes. I’m no security expert, but ebpf always seemed a bit weird to me. But in the end how much different is it from kernel drivers?

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@fedia.io avatar

Shush, this is an opportunity for people to dump on Microsoft, if you take it from them they'll turn on you.

33550336 , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@33550336@lemmy.world avatar

2, without hesitation. Can’t be so bad.

iAvicenna , to cat in Little demon
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!

DaleGribble88 , to memes in Silver lining
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jaybone , to cat in Little demon

Does this guy sleep with his exposed groin directly under the door frame?

If so, I can’t really blame the cat.

SkyeStarfall ,

Force can be transferred through clothes and duvets

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been

Decision 2024: Cop vs Felon

Who will America choose?

chemical_cutthroat , (edited )
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, when you put it like that, I can really see what side you stand on.

Edit: I gotta remember not to antagonize the Russian bots from 9-5 Moscow time.

hperrin ,

What do you mean? When I call the candidates what they are?

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just curious what value calling either of them those things brings to the conversation. Tell me. Which side are you on? Who are you voting for? You going rogue and voting third party? Or are you gonna vote for the cop or the felon? Or, maybe you aren’t gonna vote at all, you rebel. So, tell me. What’s your poison?

hperrin ,

I’m gonna vote for the cop.

The value is pointing out how utterly hypocritical republicans are. Here they have a chance to vote for a cop over a felon, but they won’t. They’ll vote for the felon because they’re in a cult. They never were the “party of law and order” or the “party of personal responsibility”. It was all lies.

I’m not a fan of cops, but I’m even less a fan of felons. Especially rapist felons.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Well, at least your heart is in the right place. Maybe, though, you shouldn’t minimize the only chance this fucking country has at surviving the next 4 years by taking the reductionist view and calling Harris “a cop.” Just something to think about. Maybe she can be more if we give her the chance.

archonet ,

And I see you have a problem with people telling the truth about Donald Trump and calling them what they are.

How was the gay sex at the RNC? I hear Grindr had a hell of a time keeping up. Did you guys like, rent a penthouse suite and have an orgy or were you all just darting between hotels across Milwaukee? You should organize better next time, Democrats at least know how to schedule their sex parties so these sorts of things don’t happen.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Lmfao. The fact that you think I’m a Republican is cute. Try again, sport.

archonet ,

oh god, it’s an enlightened centrist come to teach us all about how the world really works.

Please, spare me, I’ve got better things to do.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Swing and a miss. Thanks for playing, though.

archonet ,

shoo, I forgive your stupidity, now go away

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Idk, you seem quite triggered by that comment.

I’ll put a little asterisk with an r next to your name so I don’t forget 🤣

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Ha ha! Look at this guy. He pulled a meme from ifunny and is posting it instead of adding any fucking value to the conversation. What a cut up.

Eheran ,

Since ACAB here on Lemmy, that really is not a good way to put it.

aniki ,

ACAB everywhere.

thermal_shock ,

pretty much

Pixlbabble ,

Felon all day. Fuck cops.

Passerby6497 ,

Ironically, the felon will increase the abuses of the police so much more than the prosecutor.

So good on you for still supporting the cops

Pixlbabble ,

Uno reverse, I lied, I actually support cops lol.

TimeNaan ,

Obviously, conservatives are in no position to use this leftist argument against Copmala.

Pixlbabble ,

Same people who wanted to de-fund the police now want you to vote a in a prosecutor. lol make that make sense.

chuckleslord ,

You think these people supported defunding the police? You gotta take some time and learn what groups support what, cause you’re far off the mark. Ds are the choice because they’re harm reduction, not necessarily allies

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/200608142551-01-house-democrats-kneel-0608-super-169.jpg

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Decision 2024: Cop vs Felon Dictator

Let’s not throw a vulnerable group of people under the bus just to be lazy in expressing the absurdity of the situation. I got no beef with felons just because the State labels them as baddies.

snausagesinablanket ,
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sirico , to lemmyshitpost in What Can Be, Unburdened By What Has Been
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Bulbasaur I choose you

Ravi ,

Sooo you say there is a third one?

RizzRustbolt ,

Vote Spinda, no matter what.

nickwitha_k , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

What OS do the wolves use? And are they there to crank their hogs?

pixxelkick , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Easily #1, but that’s because they worded it as what her current interests are.

Just be interesting yourself, and put the work into finding out what about her interests are actually interesting. People find things interesting for a reason.

No one is actually boring, if you find someone boring it just means you dont understand them yet. Pay attention, listen, and try to see it through their eyes and maybe you’ll find their “boring” interests aren’t so boring after all, you just didnt “see” it fully yet to appreciate it.

And, typically, if you put the work into showing interest in whatever they are into, they’ll reciprocate.

Also, there’s infinite room for the two of you to both find new interests neither of you had before that now you both can share.

When my fiance and I started dating years ago, neither of us gave a shit about birds… but now that we live in a place with lots of cool random birds we can spot, and we go for walks everyday, we actually stop and go “holy shit what kind of bird is that, I dont recognize it” or “holy fuck are those pelicans? I didnt even know we got pelicans here!” etc etc.

The other day out of the blue when we were chilling at a nearby water reservoir watching a duck, a whole ass fuckin pelican came outta nowhere and swooped down, splashing into the water and sniped a random fish, then burst up with it in its mouth like… 2 feet in front of us. It was a pretty big “holy shit did that just happen?” moment.

If we hadn’t been sitting there just enjoying watching a duck, we never would’ve gotten to see that pelican.

So, you know, maybe there’s no such thing as “normie” interests, or a “boring” person. You might be the boring one if anything, because you can’t understand why people love something and get interested in it…

drosophila , (edited )

I think you might be underestimating the intensity of some people’s interests and how much of their being is defined by them, especially non-neurotypical people.

EDIT: Like, if you live in a van with solar panels on the roof you should probably find a partner that’s also cool living inside a van.

If you spend a significant stints at home wearing a fursuit, you should probably find a partner that enjoys or at least doesn’t mind living with what looks like an anthropomorphic furry creature.

If you regularly consume large doses of halcinogens to explore the limits of human consciousness you should probably find a partner that’s doesn’t mind hearing about how you saw an infinite blade made of time that slices the present moment into two parts: the past and the future.

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I enjoyed reading your examples and wouldn’t mind reading a few more.

drosophila ,

I mean it’s basically anything that massively affects your living situation or how you outwardly present / function as a person.

Want to live in a hole in the desert, or a cabin in the woods, or in a semi-legal squat? It would be pretty hard to maintain a relationship with a partner whose not also into living that way.

Want to convert the interior of your house to look like a Star Trek set? Better find someone that wants to live on the USS Enterprise.

Are you into extreme body modification? Better find someone whose alright with their partner surgically altering themselves to look like a Klingon.

There are also plenty of interests that are just risky or disruptive, like doing urban exploration, running a home chemistry lab, building tesla coils, etc. Tesla coils are just loud, urban exploration can get you arrested (though it’s unlikely anything of consequence will actually happen to you), and two of the amateur chemistry YouTube channels I watch have been raised by the police because the amount of glassware they bought set off an alarm (neither of them were charged with anything though). If you do any of those and your partner isn’t interested in them at all I can’t imagine that not being a pain point, considering that risk/disruption is also on top of you spending significant time / energy / cash on a hobby they have nothing to do with.

Finally, there are more benign hobbies like through hiking or immersive historical reenactment where, if your partner’s not coming with you, they’d have to be okay with you disappearing for weeks at a time and not being able to talk to them.

pixxelkick ,

Reread the post.

“Doesn’t share an interest with you” isn’t the same as “actively dislikes your interests”

Xenny ,

You saw the time knife

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