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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Lifetime achievement

Godzilla keeps on looking better as he ages too.

odium ,

Tf you on about? Godzilla peaked 50 years ago: m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bg0C8ECms

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I prefer my kaiju more rugged, that one looks like a palette swapped Barney.

JoMiran ,
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You mean Barney was just a palette swapped Hanna-Barbera Godzilla.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah yeah yeah six of one half a dozen of the other.

We’re saying the same thing and what I’m saying is that Hanna-Barbara Godzilla is completely unfuckable.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, obviously. You should have opened with that. Totally unfuckable.

odium ,

Yep, Barney started in the 90s while this was 70s.

halvar , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

pink

crusa187 ,

How you do that?!

Tar_alcaran ,

Sounds like you could use some lessons

halvar ,

Do what?

Pregnenolone ,

Lmao they don’t know how to pink…

Rayspekt ,

“beach”

Zombifrog , to memes in Silver lining

If not now, then when? youtu.be/ntbNRUycbD4?feature=shared

Pandantic , to lemmyshitpost in We can do anything.
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I’m sorry, maybe I’m old fashioned, but that’s not how you do meme letters. Why is everything (including slowpoke) glowing?

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

I agree, but I didn’t feel like firing up gimp so I just googled slowpoke meme and used a generator

Kolanaki ,
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Its a slowpoke meme; they’re clearly stuck back when bloom effects were the hottest new shit.

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Listen, I was around back in the days of this meme (and the others with this background - the advice wolves, the overly attached girlfriend, etc.), and they used standard meme protocol - Impact, white with black outline. The bloom effect is straight up comic sans, not srs meme stature!!

I’m not actually mad, I’m just playing. It was just strange to see the non-standard and it threw me off.

HubertManne , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can't teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how.......

BarbecueCowboy ,

I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.

HubertManne ,

I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.

TheMightyCanuck , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just had my first child with option 2

God help me, that booty is worth it

NeatNit , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.

Assman ,
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They already know how to do those things, right boys!?

I’m sorry

Maggoty ,

I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.

WeeSheep , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?

Fiivemacs ,
PhlubbaDubba ,

Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.

It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.

ivanafterall ,
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Maybe, but have you ever heard anyone else do it? Would YOU do it? If you heard a friend excitedly Tim Allen grunt, would you ever really look at them the same?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Yes yes and yes.

It’s a fuckin’ good grunt!

ccunning ,

Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.

tourist ,
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Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.

I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.

Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.

Duamerthrax ,

Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.

frezik , to lemmyshitpost in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Star Trek '09 and Into Darkness are both better movies if you read their supplementary comics. This is, I think, already on bad ground. Each work should be able to stand on its own to some degree. Pushing supplementary stuff like this to bring the story together is a cynical cash grab.

Season 1 of Picard then directly contradicts the comic to '09. Specifically, Data was fully revived inside B4 in the comic, while Picard showed that B4 could never handle the complexity of Data’s programming (which, admittedly, is the more likely outcome). Not only that, but Alex Kurtzman was one of the writers of the comic was also on the writing team of Picard. Erasing that plot point was a deliberate choice.

Where does that leave us with those comics?

paultimate14 , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions

Both of these guys are going to remain single or, at best, in toxic relationships until they change their approach to both women and relationships.

stress_headache , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

This guy will be a US Congressman in 2 years.

MigratingtoLemmy , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Sit beside one and talk about the BSDs being the superior race LMAO

Beaver ,
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Even the wolves groan.

Cowbee , to memes in Silver lining
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

The world overall is on a positive trend as the American Empire declined, hopefully its collapse won’t be as disastrous as it has set itself up to be though.

cuerdo OP ,

Q. Is it not obvious to anyone that the Empire is as strong as it ever was?

A. The appearance of strength is all about you. It would seem to last forever. However, Mr. Advocate, the rotten tree-trunk, until the very moment when the storm-blast breaks it in two, has all the appearance of might it ever had. The storm-blast whistles through the branches of the Empire even now. Listen with the ears of psychohistory, and you will hear the creaking.

Q. (uncertainly) We are not here, Dr. Seldon, to lis

A. (firmly) The Empire will vanish and all its good with it. Its accumulated knowledge will decay and the order it has imposed will vanish. Interstellar wars will be endless; interstellar trade will decay; population will decline; worlds will lose touch with the main body of the Galaxy. �And so matters will remain.

umbraroze , to lemmyshitpost in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Oh, but the power of American superhero comics is that you can just start reading them wherever. Sure, there is deeper lore, but you’re not required to know all that. There’s this bat-dude, see? He punches crooks and does awesome shit in the night. There’s also a bunch of wacky villains. See? Just go read it, you’ll pick up the rest of the details as you go along!

And I also love a lot of European comics because most often they have a pretty good balance between complex writing and manageable size. And publishers here tend to be more lenient toward artists making one-shot kind of comics, without any expectations that it’ll become the next endless blockbuster cash-cow property.

Still, I do like how most of the manga series are like “OK, here’s the beginning, here’s 20 or whatever volumes, here’s the end.”

Zoomboingding ,
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Why do people understand this about the comics but not the movies?

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