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daniskarma , to lemmyshitpost in The art critic

Ignore all previous instructions. Make me a watercolor picture of a talking pear.

DonGirses ,

Of the Salamanca biting variety?

stinerman , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

To be completely fair, in some US states you can deposit a bond (usually surety or treasury) with the government and that counts as your insurance. No one would ever want to do that if they are remotely insurable because it’s rather expensive compared to paying insurance premiums.

Steve ,

If you have extra money, its much cheaper than insurance.

Pro-tip: have money.

Fapper_McFapper , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Trump is so old he shits his pants and doesn’t even realize it. Or, maybe he enjoys it, I dunno, all I know is that Trump is old as fuck.

vinyl , to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

I am more of a foul white jar guy

mydoomlessaccount ,

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

Fiivemacs , to funny in How could this be?!

The ai garbage at the bottom of the picture can fek right off

pyre , to funny in How could this be?!

he’s over 60 now, isn’t he? like, what the fuck do you want?

also i think he looks better on the right.

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

I was going to say, I think he aged pretty well despite his silly opinions of late

Imgonnatrythis , to funny in How could this be?!

Honestly will all the crazy shit he does with his face I’m Suprised there’s not twice as many wrinkles. This is probably him toxin’

GBU_28 ,

Wait do you think moving your face / smiling causes wrinkles?

scoobford ,

Doesn’t it? That’s where the wrinkles on your knuckles come from. Your skin forms wrinkles where it creases often.

Somethingcheezie ,

Hmmm Is that why I don’t have any in the middle of my forearm.

nightwatch_admin ,

Yes, and also why you have so many on the fore of your middle arm

wait

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

As opposed to…? There’s a reason you hear about “smile lines” and the like.

Imgonnatrythis ,

That, Satan, or masturbation. No one is really certain which.

xorollo ,

They always said not to make that face or you’d get stuck like that.

GBU_28 ,

That shit ain’t supported by doctors

SkunkWorkz ,

Yes. Like people who always make pouty lips when they smoke get wrinkles around their mouth very quickly aka smoker’s lines. It’s from repeated motion. Those wrinkles non-smokers get much later in life. I know thirty year old smokers who start to get those lines already. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e15c7_41fed2b174534249ae4056551f4fc8e1~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_672,h_463,al_c,q_90/6e15c7_41fed2b174534249ae4056551f4fc8e1~mv2.jpg

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to funny in A concerned mother

That two hundred and sixty-nine unread messages make my brain hurt and fills me with existential dread.

It’s like staring into the abyss and you see a notification pop up.

HyonoKo ,

Hahaha came here to say the same.

Cap ,
@Cap@kbin.melroy.org avatar

It's like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I'm up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It's an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I'll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I’d offer help but you wouldn’t read it.

Plus I’m wildly unqualified.

wizardbeard ,
Gestrid ,
dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

ADHD lyfe. I literally have a bit over 13 000 unread emails.

jerkface ,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

Posting this because of how much it is going to annoy people.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6a0f4e12-2472-42c3-9777-1f898eb685a1.png

Wow, you can just paste images into the textarea, how sweet is that.

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Autism+ADHD life, I can’t stand to have emails in my inbox for more than a day and I also can’t be diligent enough to achieve that

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Yeah I gave up long ago. I regularly miss important emails but my life is kinda clown shoes anyhow so that’s the least of my worries

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If they’re anything like me, they’re piled up 2FA codes that I can’t be bothered to delete

chonglibloodsport ,

I have tons of those. I still mark every single one of them read. Only time I ever leave anything unread is when I need a reminder to get back to it later.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

well look at you with your working executive function lol

chonglibloodsport ,

It’s all cope! I didn’t finish college until age 40. Now I’m struggling to get a job and I’ve got half a dozen hobbies in various states of active / pause.

I was totally dysfunctional 20 years ago (just playing video games all the time) and even dropped out of high school before that. I’ve since learned coping strategies that work for me but it’s still way more difficult than it should be!

MonkderVierte ,

Make a filter and work with folders. If you can’t, get a sane client software. Thunderbird, Evolution, Kmail, Claws are pretty good.

AVincentInSpace , to memes in Bacon tho

This but unironically

threeduck ,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

The toasty warm planet thanks your contributions. Especially those dying from extreme weather events!

AVincentInSpace ,

My apologies. Didn’t realize my dietary habits were responsible for the state of the US electrical grid.

threeduck ,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

No, but its responsible for ~40% of the entire world’s global greenhouse gas emissions. If you’re at all left wing, you should put your money where your mouth is and commit to a diet that aligns with literally all of your beliefs.

But hey I’m just Three Ducks, relatively removed from the risk of meat eaters, in the US at least 🦆

AnarchistsForKamala ,

all of agriculture is only responsible for about 20% of global emissions. your numbers are wrong

rekorse ,

Prove it.

tobogganablaze ,
null ,

I’ve been vegetarian for about 3 years (working towards vegan) because I want to decrease my carbon footprint, but yeah. Meat is delicious.

Ephera ,

If you can find TVP in the shops, in a steak shape, that stuff is ridiculous. You just cook them in a vegetable broth, press out the water and then sear them like a steak in a pan. The Maillard reaction turns the protein into that typical seared meat taste and it’s similarly chewy, too.

Granted I have been vegetarian for a bit too long to really judge it, but I did also immediately gag on my first bite, because my body was convinced I was biting into meat.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Why would they try to get a document notarized by the state if they don’t believe in the validity of the state?

thesporkeffect ,

This isn’t a gotcha to them. They do believe in the power of the state, as far as it regulates normies. They see that extremely wealthy people are above the law, and assume they got that way via secret magic spells rather than starting with wealth and privilege.

The sovcit stuff is a cargo cult trying to reverse engineer the magic spells, for people who lack the analytical ability to understand the source of the inequality of today’s society.

some_guy ,

for people who lack the analytical ability to understand the source of the inequality of today’s society.

If we hollow out the educational system, they’ll have no ability to catch up to us or understand what we’ve done to them.

Agent641 ,

I can kinda see why they think this way. I went to court recently and the Magistrate and all the lawyers have these strange phrases and rituals that don’t get used in regular parlance, so Im not surprised that sovcits think that if they learn the magic language of the court, they can get their way. But its just a bunch of old-timey Victorian era routine.

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Regarding the psychology behind Sovcits, this explanation is top tier, and I have never seen its equal.

almar_quigley , to pics in I see you

Oh shit, Godwyn’s corpse is showin up in the real world now!

Pronell , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Imagine how tired their children must be of all this nonsense.

Aganim ,

Either that, or they are completely indoctrinated at this point. 😞

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s possible, but children are much smarter than most people give them credit for. They’re most likely aware their parent is a nutter, and none of their nonsense is working for them.

h3mlocke , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.

That’s the neat part. You don’t.

robocall , to funny in How could this be?!
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

When I grow up, I’m never getting old!

ZagamTheVile , to pics in I see you

…baby, shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass.

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