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Gort , to futurama in Good news, everyone! Several years ago I tried to create a Lemmy account, and it just went through.
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Welcome to the world of tomorrow!

swab148 , to memes in HELP WANTED: Why can't orphans play baseball?

“They don’t know where home is” is the answer duckduckgo gave me, but idk

ShlorpianMafia , to mildlyinfuriating in Owners destroyed the soul of their own house
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It legit looks like half of the weed dispensaries in my city. Who tf would actually do that to their home tho

MsPenguinette , to fediverse in Almost broke 2.5 million daily total users on Lemmy in the last 24 hours.

Just wait until Apollo/RIF/etc actually go dark!

notExactlyI20 , to fediverse in fediverse soon
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I mean, that’s what already happened with Lemmingrad.

I personally don’t care what their opinions are, but funny thing is that they can defederate from pretty much all instances where they feel attacked. As long as this doesn’t change in the future with the fediverse, I’m okay with that

KbinItTogether , to aww in he hates the brush
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If this is OC, try using "rewards" to get him used to brushing! Taking a few pieces of kibble and giving him one at a time while brushing and one immediately afterward will help him tolerate it. I've known a few dogs with contact sensitivity where brushing isn't their favorite thing, but is happy to let me gently get all that excess hair off in exchange for some treats!

x4740N , to fediverse in Almost broke 2.5 million daily total users on Lemmy in the last 24 hours.
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Daily active users is a much more reliable statistic due to bots

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e23b0711-ef45-4dbe-8e11-a29a45903fbe.jpeg


Source: lemmy.fediverse.observer/dailystats
hoi_polloi , to aboringdystopia in Kid calls 911 so the police show up and shoot him

If you have a problem and call the police about it. You now have two problems.

jeena , to programmerhumor in I think I leave early today
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I did something like that once, I wasn’t very good at SQL but I needed some data, so I logged in into the production database and run my SELECT queries, I didn’t change anything so everything was good, or so I thought.

I created a cross product over tables with millions of entries and when it didn’t respond I thought it was odd but it was time to go home anyway. On the way home they called me and asked what I did. They had to restart the DB server because once the cache timed out one application after another started failing.

GustavoM , to fediverse in lemmy.world leads the pack as the #1 most active instance, outpacing the next 5 non-bot instances combined!
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More users does not ALWAYS mean a good thing.

GreatAlbatross , to memes in Long live the Emperor!
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I once started reading the Horus Heresy wiki page on a 2 hour train journey.

I was still reading it on the return journey that evening.

lowleveldata , to mildlyinteresting in In 1998, Paul Krugman predicted the internet's impact on the economy would be no greater than the fax machine's

I don’t know enough about fax machines to comment on that

liondynamic , to mildlyinteresting in In 1998, Paul Krugman predicted the internet's impact on the economy would be no greater than the fax machine's
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I wonder if they made him give his nobel prize back after a couple years.

grandel , to programmerhumor in Who are these people, and why are they making a terrible terrible mistake?

I figured they are bots

inventa , to android in I don't miss reddit, but this notification hit hard

The announcement is missing mentioning that any content tagged aw NSFW will not be accessible from their app. This was one of the biggest points that made the API changes impracticable for app devs, charging a very significant amount of money for a reduced experience .

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