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Sharpiemarker , to lemmyshitpost in Oh god oh shit

You’re*

derpo ,

Your*

internet_peasant ,

“Your” shows possession (your car). “You’re” is a contraction of “you are” (you’re happy).

ArchmageAzor ,
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Actually it’s “ur”

key ,

Actually it’s “Arr” 🏴‍☠️

VikingHippie ,

Who do I see about my timbers? They seem to be overdue for a shivering…

zaph ,
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You’re*

Redredme ,

I just like it the way it is. This way it’s an insult. Like it’s probably meant to be.

Like: You (the) fucking loser. You (the) fucking failure. See?

It’s good like it is. Great even.

Zaxo23 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Stinky fingers.
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I worked in Alaska at a canning plant for a salmon season once. All the men lived in one bunk house and we shared a bathroom with shower stalls…

there was one guy that thought it was the funnest thing in the world to leave a log in the shower he used that morning…

it happened so often that they called a meeting with everyone in the men’s bunk house. Just to tell us if it happened again someone would get sent home on their dollar ($1300 plane ride home). He pretended to be super grossed out and kept saying things like “this isn’t funny guys” and “this needs to stop”… sigh.

Anyways… he worked on the loading dock and got hit in the mouth by a crane. Broke all his teeth. the company payed $30,000 to get him a new set.

VikingHippie ,

Too few stories end with “anyways, he got hit in the mouth by a crane” these days!

ICastFist , to news in This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.
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USA Medics seeing that: “Hey, that’s awesome! More people that we can legally bankrupt!”

brygphilomena ,

That’s not fair. The medics want to help.

It’s the healthcare admins and companies that just want the money. Don’t blame the employees for the failures of the corporations and politicians.

PickTheStick ,

I doubt medics really want to bankrupt anyone. They’re usually the lowest paid out of any emergency service. Police and fire departments are paid way higher.

My area: ~$56k - Average police starting salary

~$59k - Average fire starting salary

~$32k - Average basic EMT

~$34k - Average advanced EMT

~$39k - Average paramedic

Blame the big pharmaceutical companies and corporate takeover of hospitals and small clinics for the insanity of medical costs. The absolute shitshow that insurance has become is also a large contributor. It’s bad enough that doctors are finding it much simpler to work for corporations instead of owning their own practice because it’s easier for the big company to fight the other big company.

HurlingDurling , to mildlyinfuriating in Coming from nestle of all people

Fuck Nestle

Aviandelight , to games in Humble Bundle: Myst & More
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I really liked Obduction. It was a rock solid puzzle game but omg the loading screens were a huge detractor. You had to move between multiple areas to solve some of the puzzles and to do so you got a loading screen which took it’s toll on the immersion factor.

ieightpi , to til in TIL the DMC DeLorean, among many strange production choices, was made of stainless steel

I don’t care if the DeLorean is impractical. I think it’s one of the classiest and timeless looking cars out there.

lorez ,

In my mind no car will ever be as cool or gorgeous as Doc’s time machine sliding off his smoky truck.

Verdammt ,

I’ve always wondered, with the gull-wing doors, how did Doc get inside the car while it was inside the truck.

lorez ,

Lol. He invented a teleportation device just for that.

OptimusPhillip ,
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Despite appearances, the gull wing doors don’t actually require that much horizontal clearance. There are videos online showing you only need a few inches

Scribbd , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in This SUV parking

Ow damn. Weird seeing my city and a car that I know. The owner lives in my apartment complex. There are some ‘main character’-parking-toddlers living at my place that get my blood boiling every time they try to redefine the lines on the parking lot.

Akasazh ,
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The Netherlands?

Scribbd ,

Yes, now for some geoguesser genius to also state the city.

Akasazh ,
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I was gonna comment something northern, like Groningen, but on close inspection, to the top right I spotted a old-timey triangular home front, which is absolutely too high up.

So it must be the Zaandam Inntel, am I right?

Scribbd ,

Yes.

Akasazh ,
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w00t! So glad I got that!

dnzm ,
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The green wooden paneling is a dead giveaway, that’s a fairly Zaanstreek thing.

Tosti , (edited ) to workreform in Pettiness as its peak. Trimmed trees at universal studios picket lines.
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  • 0U714W ,

    Not only do they not care, but they’re counting on the fact that you won’t care enough to boycott them.

    orbituary , to mildlyinteresting in in Australia, when we pay taxes, we get a receipt. The receipt shows what our taxes were spent on

    I paid twice that in taxes here in the USA and I still don’t have proper health insurance. If I got sick, I would be destitute.

    leonardo_arachoo , to workreform in Pettiness as its peak. Trimmed trees at universal studios picket lines.

    Could someone explain this to me? Why would this harm the strikers?

    TwanHE ,

    No shade

    leonardo_arachoo ,

    Thanks! I don’t live somewhere with such a hot climate

    TwanHE ,

    Don’t worry, I had the same. Itl come soon enough for all.

    cmoney ,

    Taking away the shade the tree leaves would’ve provided.

    Girru00 ,

    Wouldnt want people to have any protection from the sun when its hot out

    solstice ,

    It’s a good strategy and works indoors too. For example, I know a bunch of financial auditors who basically go into businesses and annoy the shit out of them for a few weeks making sure there’s no fraud going on. They say it’s extremely common for them to get stuck in uncomfortable spare offices, it’ll be small and cramped, too hot or too cold, they work late into nights and weekends and the client will intentionally make sure ac isn’t on late, things like that. Also works at home for getting rid of company that overstayed their welcome.

    artisanrox , to workreform in Meanwhile in my country, employers are unionised.
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    Technically we have thise in Murrikah too, they're called Chambers of Commerce.

    jonne ,

    Yep, you’ll notice there’s always solidarity between capitalists, despite all their talk about competition and free markets.

    Pinklink , to mildlyinfuriating in Coming from nestle of all people

    Corporation destroying the Earth blames consumer. Classic.

    markr ,

    Hey sure we are extincting orangutans but you can save the planet.

    DharmaCurious , to mildlyinteresting in in Australia, when we pay taxes, we get a receipt. The receipt shows what our taxes were spent on

    Fun fact: in the United States you can request this same sort of receipt. It’s slightly different, but all you have to do is request it, and they can show you exactly how many brown people they shot, or godless communists they’ve brought democracy to with your taxes!

    Mouselemming ,

    In the US they’d have to print it Landscape in order to have room for the Military bar.

    DharmaCurious ,

    On one of those long ass printer papers with the tear off edges from the 80s.

    redditblackoutkekw , to programmerhumor in there goes my motivation

    I’ve got some bad news for you about Google and chatgpt

    rkk , to news in UNESCO cathedral in Odessa after Russian missile attack
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