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theherk , to pics in Poolside with the dog

Welcome to The Grand Barkapest Hotel.

nalinna ,

I was literally just thinking that it definitely has Moonrise Kingdom vibes.

Seriously, though, that photo makes me feel a nostalgia that I can’t quite place. Absolutely phenomenal photo!

WhippetBowie OP ,

Shot on actual Kodak film. The nostalgia is real.

Scribbd , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Just like magnetic pole flips, Virginia is due another shrink snap. It might snap out of existence when it happens.

HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Ergo, you can eat Bologna with classic pancake toppings
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The fact that there’s a period in the caption bothers me more.

PotatoesFall , to memes in elon is a lame poser

How does this guy think his mustache looks good. I’m sorry to bodyshame but man my mustache grows the exact same way and it is equally unflattering to grow out. And he has far more money to spend on barbers

Prunebutt ,

I don’t think that he had any control over how his moustache looks on the image, given that it’s most likely an AI generated image.

Skullgrid ,
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Even the ai dissin him

BakerBagel ,

Musk has always had terrible hair.. I have no idea why he always has some weak as shit moustache and beard going. I also can’t grow facial hair for shit so i shave every day. I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas, but even a month’s worth of growth looks thin and shitty.

jballs ,
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I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas

Lol why? Is that some tradition I’ve been missing out on?

BakerBagel ,

My mom hates it and it ruins all the Christmas photos. I only see my parents once or twice a year, so i guess i just do a Christmas moustache as a bit every year.

Myxomatosis ,

He was deep down a K-hole and thought it would be a good idea to glue his own pubes to his upper lip.

Cowbob12 , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

Who would be Blair in this case?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Fozzie Blair, of course.

MargotRobbie , to memes in elon is a lame poser

This is what a REAL 🤠 looks like:

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/5495ac67-d393-4ab6-a971-3809d6d632e3.jpeg

Elonkilledmymom , to memes in hallelujah

If anyone can find kipplets prayer again I’d be very grateful. Seems like the original audio was scrubbed from the Internet.

ummthatguy , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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This is a masterpiece!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b58b2c-bfc3-43f4-ab0b-11ea2ef913b2.jpeg

childOfMagenta , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Wanker, Texas Rager

mosiacmango , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

“Car salesman lies to customers make a commission.”

omega_x3 ,

Not going to get much of a commission when this “private citizen” sends a coupon in for his first few payments and they have to repo it.

TheFriar ,

Still got the down payment. And they get to do it all over again when they repo it.

stinerman , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!
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I wonder what the source is because in 1784, Connecticut made claims on the northeast part of Ohio (the Western Reserve). Virginia did have a claim on some part of central/southwest Ohio called the Virginia Military District, but that’s all I’m aware of.

Sotuanduso , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovereign citizen was robbed of his unregistered car he was operating without a license, is distressed.

I can actually understand this one to an extent. A driver’s license and vehicle registration are only required to drive on public roads, not legal requirements for having a car. That said, taking a car onto a public road without the aforementioned is illegal and should result in a fine.

RandomLegend ,
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Driving an unregistered vehicle without any license on a public road is endangering others. So a fine would not be sufficient.

It’s the same arguing as carrying an unregistered weapon without a license in public space. That would be confiscated as well instead of being fined.

glitch1985 ,

FWIW not everywhere has a requirement to register firearms.

Jakdracula , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
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When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

ChicoSuave , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

I want to see the panels where Kermit pours whiskey into a computer that he calls a lying bitch.

Gradually_Adjusting , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
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Every sovcit success story hinges on one person who decided to go with the flow and not follow the law.

henfredemars ,

It hinges on a dice roll finding someone half as dumb as they are.

The places I’ve worked had a surprising fraction of people who didn’t understand the job yet somehow managed to not get fired. I’m not that surprised.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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This is what gives me The Fear; we are laughing now, but human society is not at all innoculated against an ideology that turns people into sociopathic liars, and we have to hope that despite what in this metaphor I will call “the patient’s poor health”, that we can survive long enough to develop a lasting immunity.

henfredemars ,

It’s like strange matter. It’s the crazy that drives everyone around you crazy. The prion of confused thinking.

IndiBrony ,
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Sounds like a lot of these sovcits have plenty of misfolded prions in their heads.

originalucifer ,
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feels like you just described the entire conservative movement

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