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problematicPanther , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts
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Some guy did that to me with my old shit box. I now absolutely refuse to sell it.

sfxrlz ,

Principles baby

madcaesar ,

I’m willing to offer you 1 million ^Zimbabwe dollars!

Grimy , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

Ghostling , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge’s letter? That’s quite a distinctive name.

finley ,

They left it visible in their letter to the pope/Bishop of Rome

TachyonTele ,

I mean, you have to in those letters

AnUnusualRelic ,
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But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?

mosiacmango ,

The “name” is deceased apprently. I’m sure since “the debtor” is dead, it’s no big deal.

corbin , to lemmyshitpost in shræmp

as shrimple as that

ivanafterall , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Wonderful flashbacks to the skin peeling off my hands after several hours of this.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Damn, you shouldn’t be fisting it!

Viking_Hippie , to cat in OOOWWW I feel good...

🎵 I feel nice like sugar and spice

Pinklink , to lemmyshitpost in shræmp

Is this the new animorphs??

thisbenzingring , to linuxmemes in Your Southwest flight arrived on time.

On a secure closed network, old code and DOS based Win3.x is fine. Those apps are so nice to support. Training young people on those old technologies is fun.

masterofn001 ,

First job.out of highschool I got promoted to a management position.

Because I could use win3.1 and print the shipping labels.

I miss the 90s.

aeronmelon , to insanepeoplefacebook in Man has theory.

I thought it was a pretty sure thing that the Sphinx used to have a different head. Maybe not totally confirmed, but at least a widely held belief.

Was the original head Anubis? Who knows. Probably a different Pharaoh.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

This is the first I’m hearing about it, but honestly, why not?

Cryophilia , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d4ff2e78-8e06-456a-82c2-f57369925a11.jpeg

nightwatch_admin , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.

LouNeko , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Why does this persons handwriting look like a 10 year old?

HauntedCupcake ,

Most people don’t write much nowadays, so probably lack of practice. That said, he’s older than me, and everyone I know has way better handwriting

wheeldawg ,

Babies critiquing babies around here.

HauntedCupcake ,

Sorry Gramps, I’ll get back to skibiding my ohio with my peng rizzlers

wheeldawg ,

Yeah you do that buckaroo waves in ironic boomer

Nicoleism101 , (edited ) to science_memes in The scientific method

There are molecules of human shit in every pool and they get into your mouth. The density is just not enough to feel the taste or become ill

That old guy swimming in front of you probably forgot to wipe or wash his ass so the density is getting close to detectable sometimes

As they say the dose makes the poison. See ya at the pool

c0ber ,

The density is just not enough to feel the taste or become ill

the chlorine is a pretty important factor, at least in the not becoming ill department

Nicoleism101 ,

Cmon don’t ruin it

RampantParanoia2365 ,

Thus, chlorination.

scottywh ,

Lots of various kinds of poops on the ocean too…

ivanafterall , to workreform in Never believe the hype.
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I’ve started always believing the hype about everything and I have to tell you, my mood has really improved.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Hows the Segway?

ivanafterall ,
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It feels like I’ve rolled into the future before everyone else. I finally understand the “ivory tower” and man do you all look foolish from up here.

GrindingGears ,

Hey, my Segway brought me a lot of joy through 2020. That’s the truth.

dumbass , to lemmyshitpost in Most important map
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Streets in Australia.

gerbler ,

Legit forgot the name for a second. I was frantically scrolling across Europe for a reminder.

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