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kersploosh , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

No gun, no problem. If you are wearing shoes you always have options.

George W. Bush dodging a show thrown at him during a press conference

PugJesus OP ,

Not with those lightning fast shrub reflexes!

mozz ,
@mozz@mbin.grits.dev avatar

W was a piece of shit in many many ways, but you can't deny his humanity in that moment. Dude handled it like a champ and couldn't wait for whatever was coming after the second shoe. You could tell that was his favorite thing that ever happened in a press conference.

superkret ,

The guy who threw it still got thrown in prison, though.

sangriaferret ,

I love watching this video. The look of bewildered amusement on his face after the first shot is so relatable.

dgriffith ,

“Who throws a shoe? I mean, honestly, who?” - Austin Powers President Bush.

kersploosh ,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

W must have slept in a Holiday Inn Express the night before.

Anticorp ,

Say what you will about GWB, the man could certainly dodge a shoe!

mindbleach ,

He has impressive reflexes for a drunk who got off coke.

Still ate shit on a Segway.

ArcaneSlime ,

So did the guy who invented 'em!

potustheplant , to lemmyshitpost in All junk

Yeah, it sucks. This video goes over why this might be happening.

bitjunkie , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

It is so tempting to start some idiot MAGA hat brand like this and then give all the profits to trans rights groups etc

FordBeeblebrox ,

Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent “white guy in a red cap” thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.

But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whatever…these rubes eat that shit up

Angry_Autist ,

“Uncle Cletus’s 400 grit toilet paper”

Are you tired of those ‘woke’ and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletus’s proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit

mojofrododojo , to cat in Meet Anya, my beautiful ragdoll kitty

the floof is strong with this one

TheMightyCanuck , to memes in 󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗󠁗
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

But those god damn German subs look fun as hell with fire ass memes…

Too bad I can’t fucking speak German

mrmetaverse ,

There’s a German word for that “KannverdammtnochmalkeinDeutschsprechen”

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ooh ooh my favorite is ‘Backpfeifengesicht’

Revan343 ,

I can’t even tell if you’re joking because I also don’t speak German

son_named_bort , to memes in Stay alert.

What does Warm-Hinder taste like?

Jax ,

I think that depends on whether you like Cool-Aid or not.

nowitsabby , to lemmyshitpost in E.S.C. APE
@nowitsabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gross

Hackworth OP , (edited )

Thanks, yer gonna love the movie.

skittle07crusher , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

You applied to work at AT&T.

WTF.

Machinist , to memes in Bacon tho
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

I actually respect vegans that are vegan to prevent the suffering of animals.

I get it. Grew up farming. Chicken houses are an industrial horror machine.

We’ve recently bought a play farm and hope to raise or hunt all our meat. Only the slaughter and butchering of steers will be outsourced. Takes some serious equipment to handle an animal that large.

I’m an omnivore by evolution and enjoy meat and hunting. I’m always a little sad when I kill something, however. I figure that sadness means I’m human and is a good thing. When I eat meat from something I killed, it means more. There is a lot of respect involved in it as well something like religion.

If more people had to kill their meat, we would probably live in a very different world and there would be a lot more vegans.

jerkface ,
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

No, you don’t get it. Or you would stop raping, enslaving, torturing and murdering animals.

The animals we create are morally equivalent to our own children and are owed the exact same unconditional love and protection.

AnarchistsForKamala ,

no one is raping, enslaving, or torturing animals

gwilikers ,

The entire dairy and meat industry is based on the rape and slaughter of animals. Mistreament of animals within the industry is arguably tantamount to torture and would be considered as such where it applied to humans.

AnarchistsForKamala ,

The entire dairy and meat industry is based on the rape and slaughter of animals.

no one is raping animals and slaughter isn’t enslavement nor is it torture

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

how do you think dairy cows are always pregnant if they’re not being forcibly impregnated 🤔🤔

wakumul ,

artificial insemination is a veterinary procedure. it’s not rape

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

and getting a giant steel horn implanted in your forehead would be a cosmetic procedure, but i guess you’d be pretty upset if someone did it to you without asking?

artificial insemination would fit the legal definition of rape in several jurisdictions in the world if you did it to a human.

wakumul ,

and if done to cattle, it’s a veterinary procedure

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

so you think all humans have rights to do any kinds of violent, invasive acts to any animal, as long as they call it a “veterinary procedure”? is there anything a human could do to an animal which you would classify as “rape”?

wakumul ,

you think all humans have rights

i think rights are a fiction. i don’t believe they exist at all.

wakumul ,

is there anything a human could do to an animal which you would classify as “rape”?

i doubt it.

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

fucking your neighbor’s pet cat is morally neutral

yeah this is turning out to be as wild as I expected

wakumul ,

it can be icky without being immoral.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

Except for Dave. Someone should say something to him.

rekorse ,

The rape part they are referring to is forced insemination.

AnarchistsForKamala ,

that’s not rape

Angry_Autist ,

according to PETA it is

AnarchistsForKamala ,

they’re wrong

Angry_Autist ,

I agree, but the question isn’t ‘is artificial insemination rape’, but rather ‘Does PETA consider artificial insemination rape’.

AVincentInSpace ,

Other humans aren’t morally equivalent to my own children. Where the hell do you get off?

madcaesar ,

You should love Trump like you love your own child!!! 😂

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

I can confidently say that I have never raped an animal.

My housecat engages in a lot of torture, but she’s a damned good mouser. I put a stop to the torture when I catch it. I don’t allow my cats outside because they’re so bad on native wildlife, especially ground nesting birds. Cats are obligate predators. I kill cats if I find them in the woods as they are now varmints.

I’m an omnivore, and am at peace with that. I strive to kill in a manner that I find ethical. I kill critters to eat them, varmints to restore balance. I’ll eat the varmints if I can.

I live in the real world.

triplenadir ,
@triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml avatar

if you eat or drink any dairy products then you have almost certainly paid a company to rape some animals for you.

wakumul ,

no one is raping animals

s_s ,

Lmao when you get roaches.

Hammocks4All ,

???

Getting roaches, which invade your space, don’t contribute positively to it and, in fact, can cause disease is quite different from voluntarily raising chickens for slaughter.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Really, all you need is a small tractor to lift the steer after you’ve skinned it and to drop the gut. Skin the animal on the ground and roll it from side to side to get it all off, split the chest and cut out the anus, start lifting at the rear legs with chains through the achilles tendon, and pull the anus through, then as you lift more you can free the gut from the backbone and gravity will pull the gut down as you get higher.

Let it all fall on the skin, pull out the bits of organs you want or can feed the dog, and you have the carcass hanging now. Split with a sawsall and a long demolition blade. Make yourself a handhold between the fifth and sixth rib, then cut through the spine and breastbone above the 6th rib.

Leave as much fat on the inside of the cavity as possible so the tenderloin and brisket don’t dry out when hanging. Try to hang it at 2-4C for a couple weeks.

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds like excellent advice. I don’t even have a small tractor yet. Before steers, I’m going to have to string new fence. Next spring, if I’m lucky and have worked real hard, I’ll be getting a bottle calve or two.

Did find a cinder block shed with a good roof that wasn’t even listed. Has a loading ramp for a pickup. I’m real tempted to just outsource it.

Have a hernia and don’t know if I can do it.

Do have a root cellar that will be perfect for hanging.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not a bad job, but with a hernia you might find it distinctly unenjoyable. There’s quite a bit of bending and kneeling as you skin, obviously.

Godric ,

I heartily agree. I’m also an omnivore, raised on a farm. The best meat is the meat you raised or hunted yourself, both ethically and taste wise.

The respect I have for the animal I personally kill for sustenance is the closest an atheist like myself will ever get to religion. I respect the lives of animals to sustain mine as a human, and I know if I raised it or hunted it, it had a much better life and will taste better than any meat you’ll see at a Wallmart.

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

Damn skippy. I’ve learned I’m an atheist with a pagan heart.

I’ve found that I must be hunting something when I go in the woods or on the water. Animal, vegetable, or something else. Don’t care if I actually kill, catch, or find; there just has to be a goal. I love taking other people and helping them get in tune with the world.

Teppichbrand , (edited )

This makes me angry. You murder a creature for your pleasure. You do it against her will. If she could talk she’d beg you for her life, if she could fight back she would. Talking about respect in this violent relationship is self-righteous, cynical and speciesist bullshit. Like talking about respect after raping a child. The best pussy is the one you hunted yourself, right?

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, like you’re pretty warped. Here we are with the rape stuff again. Raping children, no less.

You need to do some thinking. That line of argument isn’t effective.

You’re claiming this crazy shit and the above person and myself are actively working minimize the suffering of animals.

Go touch grass and pet a dog.

Teppichbrand , (edited )

Why crazy? It is a very accurate comparison:
Having sex and eating food is a core pleasure baked deep into our brains. We can decide what to eat and who to have sex with and we can use force to get what we want. It’s a taboo to rape and a taboo to kill. Animals can’t fight back like adult humans because they are innocent and often don’t understand the situation they are in, just like children.
Not seeing the similarities is because specisism and carnism are normalised to us in every aspect of our lifes since we’re born. Watch the videos, I’m not fighting you. If you want to minimize the suffering of animals, leave them alone! It took me quite some time to figure this out as well.

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

I’m currently working outside my old home, preparing it for sell. Taking a break right now.

A little old lady just stopped to grab things I’m sitting by the road for picking. She has a daughter and grandkids that are running from abuse. They’ll be getting a bunk bed and dressers from us. She likes pigs, we have pet pigs. I’m sitting aside some pig figurines that my girl left behind. One is a birdhouse that is full of piss ants, an invasive species. I poisned the fuck out them because they need to die. They’re varmints.

I have a rat problem I’m dealing with due to the cat moving and a bag of feed being left behind. I’m using poison, traps, and a gun to kill the varmints.

I’m not going to take the time to watch whatever videos you’re suggesting. Eating meat isn’t rape. That is a stupid argument you shouldn’t use. It is killing. I’m comfortable with killing.

I’m likely way more in tune with nature, animals, and trying to minimize my impact on the earth than you ever will be. Some of your ideology is poisonous and you are sick from it.

Humans have canines and binocular vision because we are omnivores. Meat and killing can be ethical, it’s just difficult.

Teppichbrand , (edited )

You’re comfortable with killing because you’re not the one whos throat is being slit.
I would argue that your idiology is way more poisonous and harmful than mine. If you don’t want to watch anything, you can read the transscript here.
Who’s got the most impressive canines? You know what they eat?

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

The woman in that picture has some very minor canines.

The cat has some big ones.

Walking out of a unsuccessful deer hunt, I had an encounter with a mountain lion. Hissed and growled it away. Like totally a peak life experience. It was thinking about eating me and I convinced it otherwise. Did pull my pocket gun in fear.

Teppichbrand , (edited )

This is seriously an impressive story. It is not a great point for killing sentient beings for your selfish pleasure though.

Godric ,

For hunting, would you prefer the animal overpopulation starve, get torn apart over hours by predators, or get hit by a car, killing people? A hunters bullet is one of the fastest deaths a wild animal will get.

If plants you kill to eat, the trees that became your furniture and home could talk, they’d beg too. So would the termites, bedbugs and lice, viruses and flesh eating bacteria.

Lastly are you nuts?? Eating a steak isn’t child rape, that’s insanity lmfao

Teppichbrand , (edited )

Yeah it’s not as insane as you think, as I commented here. Plus you’re ticking some serious Bullshit Bingo. Check , , , and .

Godric ,

Since eating is just like fucking, do you fuck the pumpkin pie at family dinner?

Also, nice job addressing 0 of the things I said. Keep that vegan rep strong!

Teppichbrand , (edited )

Haha, no, I don’t fuck pumpkin, do you even get what I’m trying to say?
Did you look at the Bullshit Bingo? It addresses everything you said, because you’re not the first one to come up with it. It’s a collection of a hand full of replies I hear all the time. I answer them all the time. I even looked up the # so you don’t have to go through the rest of the bullshit.

tobogganablaze ,

If more people had to kill their meat, we would probably live in a very different world and there would be a lot more vegans.

I agree with your overall post, but you have the conclusion backwards.

The closer you are to hunting or slaughtering the more it’s just a normal part of life. I’ve never met a vegan when I grew up in a rural area around farms, only after I moved to the city and it’s almost exclusivly people that grew up in the city.

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

You might be right. When I was young; didn’t meet vegans until I experienced big cities.

Rozlif ,

vegan here who grew up on farms. Just because you don’t know them doesn’t mean they aren’t common.

tobogganablaze ,

Well, I wouldn’t say vegans are common anywhere (where I’ve lived). It’s like 1-2% of the population.

And while my point indeed was totally anecdotal, it goes beyond just knowing people. There are other hints. I still often visit family in my childhood home area and even today you can notice a different in marketing. Restaurants there often don’t even mark meals as vegan on the menu, while restaurants in big cities often have an entire section for vegan meals.

Also supermarkets specialising on bio food and such (our equivilant of like wholefoods) aren’t present at all. You’d have to drive like 30km to get to one. Also in regular supermarkets meat replacement options are either not availible or poorly stocked.

So I’m not sure if it’s a result or a cause, but I’d say it’s much harder to be vegan in a rural area, just from a logistical standpoint. And you get a lot more local farmers markets, so you also have access to fresh and relativly cheap meat.

I’ve tried to search for some statistics about the distribution of vegans in urban and rural areas, but didn’t find anything useful. I did find some quora and reddit threads with quite a few replies of people that have similar expirences to mine.

If you have any, please share.

Rozlif ,

Yeah, you’re right it’s a different thing to doing it in cities, cooking is important. In my experience, I have lots of vegan rural friends however that’s due to my social circle and isn’t representive. In the uk apparently we are on 4.7% vegan now (1567% increase in 10 years) its become noticeably more over the last few years but probably not to the same level as cities.

SupraMario ,

Is that from people converting or because of immigration from places like India?

Rozlif ,

To be honest I’m not sure. The increase I have seen has been across all ethnicitys, mostly younger people though.

SupraMario ,

Ah interesting

suction ,

Oh you’re vegan, too? Because I’m vegan!!

Kacarott ,

If people had to kill their own meat, not only would there be more vegans, but people who did eat meat would probably eat a lot less on average than the average person today does. It would probably make a lot of people healthier too.

linkhidalgogato ,

people would probably eat less meat sure just because of the logistics of it, but did u forget that history is a thing? 150 odd years ago most people regularly slaughtered their own animals a few hundred years further back and basically everyone did, and at the same time almost everyone with very very few exceptions ate meat.

Kacarott ,

Of course they did, they also had drastically less options than they do today. It’s no coincidence that veganism is a fairly new concept, it’s only fairly recently that it’s become feasible.

linkhidalgogato ,

My point is that slaughtering ur own animals is in no way a deterrent for eating meat at least no more that any other prep for any food is. Also Pescetarianism was available as a life style and very few people chose it despite not having to slaughter anything smart, and despite fish being very easy to kill and butcher from a literal and moral perspective.

Kacarott ,

Well I agree with you that I don’t think it was much of a deterrent, because that was the reality of how people were raised. But I think these days many people have never killed the animals they eat, and they were also not raised in the same conditions, so I suspect that forcing people to kill their own animals today would indeed be somewhat of a deterrent, at least to certain groups of people. But this is of course all just my opinion and speculation.

Wogi ,

It would eliminate fast food that’s for sure.

Healthier is debatable. Meat is, relatively speaking, pretty good from a health perspective.

Most of what we eat that’s “bad for us” is refined carbohydrates. Sugar, fried starches, breads, that kinda shit. The burger patty is far from the worst offender on the plate.

If suddenly everyone is slaughtering their own animals, the foods they turn to to replace this calories aren’t going to be leafy greens, they’re going to be shitty carbs. Shitty carbs are already most of people’s diets.

Kacarott ,

That’s a fair point, I was mostly thinking that many people consume far too much meat, and that reducing it would be healthy, but if it’s only being replaced with trash then it wouldn’t be any better

Wogi ,

If we’re talking about processed meat, that’s probably true. Even a small amount is probably too much.* If we’re talking about like, grilled whole cuts? Which admittedly probably isn’t typical in most diets, hard to get too much of that. And would be much more common if we were butchering our own meat. But so too would probably be sausage and cured meat so, now I’m not so sure things would change that much.

*Guilty as charged.

linkhidalgogato ,

we used to live in a world were almost every slaughtered their own animals to eat and withing a rounding error everyone ate meat. its only icky to us today BECAUSE we dont interact with it.

suction ,

I’m vegan btw

Machinist ,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

😛

lugal , to memes in check everything several times

Don’t worry, the cake will be done when you come home

balderdash9 , to greentext in Anons Super Power
50MYT ,

Every time I see this I laugh at the background discussion that would have gone into this one joke

Are they allowed to do it? Should they? Is it worth it? How much censorship was required? How close to being cut was it?

Haha

rockerface , to lemmyshitpost in Setting some boundaries

russia is closer to that than modern Germany, I would think

TheSealStartedIt ,

Poland is very aware of that I think…

AeonFelis ,

They couldn’t collaborate when they wanted to do it together, so instead they are taking turns?

Eheran ,

Wouldn’t it then be Germany again now…?

intensely_human , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

If they’re systematically wasting people’s time like this, it’s probably grounds for a lawsuit.

mindbleach , to programmerhumor in Sleep paralysis demon

You can’t write a program in HTML.

End of discussion.

linkhidalgogato ,

programing languages arent use to make programs they are used to program machines which is exactly what u do with html.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

The “program” is the package of instructions that tell the machine what to do. The instructions are written in a programming language.

With a markup language, the markup is the input to a program (like a browser) that tells the machine what to do.

But I think it’s not really boolean, it’s a sliding scale. Especially with so many programming languages being interpreted or JIT compiled. I think it’s less a programming language than many other programming-related things, but more of a programming language than, say, a slideshow.

mindbleach ,

they are used to program machines

Which HTML cannot do, because if it could, that would be called a program. That’s what the word means.

HTML makes documents. It’s a markup language. It’s not even Turing-complete accidentally.

Leate_Wonceslace , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You don’t need to have a license to have a suspension on your license. I know it’s fucky, but the legal reality is interesting: a "suspended license is a state of legal reality where a person does not have the right to drive, even with a license. No one takes license away; it means that within a state that issued the suspension, your license is effectively invalid.

HonkTonkWoman ,

In CA they can actually suspend your license if you do not have insurance. CA law requires all drivers to have uninsured motorist insurance, specifically because of all the people wrecking shit without their own insurance.

I’m pretty sure I heard that you can be ticketed for a lack of uninsured motorist coverage, even if you don’t have a license or a car.

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