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OldWoodFrame , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

Humanity for the millenia before Harvey Ball: 😐

morrowind , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

No wonder emojis look so horribly unnatural

RandomVideos , to lemmyshitpost in me_irl

He invented the it so people could be happy

Before its invention, everyone was sad

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

What if she needs to go to the other side of the plane-within-the-plane?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s planes all the way down.

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Maybe there is a chopper in there somewhere and that will end the loop

ItsAFake ,
THE_MASTERMIND ,

Fuck i am out of solutions

jaybone ,

IM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

pigup ,

That’s a LOT of carbon emissions

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Carbon emission on top of carbon emissions

bobs_monkey ,

Planeception

cmgvd3lw ,

Goddamn Jimmy, this is some serious inception shit.

shootwhatsmyname , to lemmyshitpost in As requested
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Not to be that person, but her proportions are off and she’s not respecting the environment’s vanishing point. I used to love her, but this making me question her motives.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I’m trying to learn perspective. What is there that isn’t respecting the vanishing point?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I think that person is referring to the fact that the airplane’s trajectory is slightly ajar from the straight line that goes from the camera to the vanishing point. Perhaps the pilot got off course a little.

Tangent5280 ,

The enclosing airplane is so large, that there is natural formation of cross winds by pressure differential. One such pressure differential is giving our brave pilot trouble as he navigates the treacherous path from seat J3 to seat K3.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I ain’t no expert, but this guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about, so it’s probably the correct answer.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Oh, now that you say it it seems obvious. Thanks!

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

I mean, just look at her. You can physically feel the rebelliousness in her adverse yaw. I can’t even imagine how disruptive her adiabatic lapse rate is. She needs to be grounded

GluWu , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Shop a mini jet moving a mgnugget from the table to her mouth.

MacNCheezus OP , (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I tried to ask Bing AI to do that for me but apparently “Taylor Swift eating a McNugget flown to her mouth by a tiny airplane” violates their content policy, so they blocked it.

Trying a different AI now but all I’m getting so far is Taylor Swift eating strange McNugget-based burgers inside an airplane.

Update: now I’ve also gotten a picture of her eating an airplane in front of a McNugget-based burger. Getting closer, but at this rate it’s probably faster to just make a picture of her eating a McNugget and then shop the plane in.

EDIT: ah fuggit McNugget, I’m done trying. This is the best I could do:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/de7f2d8e-5da3-451d-af3f-a074effa4985.webp

GluWu ,

Your efforts are valiant, thank you good sir.

bobs_monkey ,

That’ll do, pig. Ya done good.

TheLowestStone ,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.

Bronco1676 , (edited )
MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

A for effort

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

What?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Make one of her going to the airport to catch a flight

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You mean like this?

crapwittyname , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

It still makes me sad to look at the Antonov.
RIP AN-225, 1988-2022

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Who ?

Valmond ,

The plane.

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Thanks

HootinNHollerin ,

Largest plane in the world, got destroyed by Russia in Ukraine

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Ahh thanks

comrade19 , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Hahaha this is so good

Cossty , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I saw this and even the previous post, but still don’t know what this is about. Can somebody explain for a person not living in freedom land? What did she do at that football game, super something? Does she use planes even for very short flights or something?

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yes, you’re basically right on the money. She’s been very vocal about climate change being a serious issue but not only did she take her private jet to go to the Super Bowl (of course), but in the short time she’s been dating Kelce (the football player), she has used it at least 15 times to see him play. We’re just poking a little fun at that.

stateofunion.org/…/taylor-swift-who-believes-clim…

newsweek.com/taylor-swift-co2-emissions-private-j…

ItsAFake ,

You know how you want to go to the shops about 40 minutes away? Instead of driving she takes a plane.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

That’s not even possible…

Dashi ,

I mean not really. I know people that take public flights from GRR to Ohair because they don’t want to drive 3 hours and world rather fly 30 minutes. If someone without a private jet is willing to do that. Imagine what someone with a private jet would do

LifeInMultipleChoice , (edited )

The goal posts just moved 450%

Edit… Sorry I fucked up the math. 525%. Right? 3x60+30 =210. 210 out of 40 minutes… 5.25

casmael , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Yo dawg we heard you liked flying…

stoy , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

If Taylor gets Mriya back into the air, all is forgiven

THE_MASTERMIND ,

What is that ?

stoy ,

The name of the worlds largest aircraft, the Antonov AN-225

Built in Kyiv during the Soviet era, she was built to carry the Soviet space shuttle, Buran, but after the fall of the USSR she was used as a massive air transport.

Her name, Mriya means “dream” or “inspiration”. She was a huge source of pride for Ukraine.

She was destroyed by Russian forces on the ground at Antonov airport in Hostomel, northern Ukraine.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225_Mriya

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Oh thanks

pftbest ,

It’s in the photo look closer

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Got it

TrickDacy , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Lol these are pretty great satire.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks. I will settle for nothing less.

moriquende , to lemmyshitpost in As requested
Neon ,

this looks like a Photoshop-job to me.

a Photojob if you want so

Cqrd ,

A hand-edited photo job. A hand-job, if you will.

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