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Chickenstalker , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history

It was to avoid paying licensing fees.

famousringo , to risa in It just has a better ring to it

Like, imagine if we let a bunch of aliens set up shop on the moon and they decided to rename it ‘Backwater Rockball 31’.

Navi ,

I never really thought about it but you’re right. It isn’t a federation station… it’s a Bajoran station the the federation are helping run.

Why doesn’t it have a Bajoran name?

Daqu ,

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  • mosiacmango ,

    San Francisco is where kirk found the past whales that saved the future earth, so the federation headquartered there in tribute.

    FaelNum ,

    The Federation is Headquartered out of Paris France. You must be thinking Starfleet.

    UESPA_Sputnik ,
    @UESPA_Sputnik@feddit.de avatar

    I presume the Bajorans had their hands full with cleaning up after the occupation so they didn’t care about the name. After all, it was just a rather irrelevant ore-processing facility.

    When they asked the Federation to run the station, the Feds got to decide the name. 🤷‍♂️

    famousringo , to cat in No laughing!

    This, but instead of biting, the cat would shove her head in your laughing mouth.

    HootinNHollerin , (edited ) to memes in Ketamine Street
    @HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Couple of em could sub into slipknot and no one would notice

    Draegur , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

    if the corpse is in a location that I can feasibly observe within swimming distance, it’s a problem.

    so let’s say there’s a swimming pool shaped like an L, but one of the legs of that L is LOOOOOOOONG and the other is a short little stub.

    If I am at the end of the long leg and the corpse is around the corner in the short stub, it would require me to swim all the way to the corner to observe it, and if that distance is longer than I can swim, then I will probably be ok.

    If I am in the little stub of the L, and line of sight observation of the corpse is just a few strokes to the corner, I WILL NOT BE OK.

    It’s also a matter of relative mass.

    If the pool had a drowned mouse in it, I will be sad. I might leave the water until the corpse is removed and then return to the water after it’s gone through the filtration system for a little bit (a few minutes).

    If the pool had a drowned squirrel in it, I will be alarmed. I will definitely leave the water and refuse to enter until the corpse has been gone for at least a few hours of filtration.

    If the pool has a drowned raccoon, cat, fox, or small dog it it, I will be upset. I’m out of the water and concerned that nobody told me first, and I’m not going back in for the rest of the day.

    If the pool has a drowned medium sized dog, coyote, baby goat, infant or toddler, or animal of similar mass in it, I’ll be downright angry. I’m not going to that pool for a week, or maybe even a month.

    Once the corpse in question reaches the mass of an adolescent human, I’m gone from that pool for the remainder of its open season.

    If an adult human or larger died or was dumped in that pool, I’m never going to that pool again.

    glorious_albus ,

    Interesting how you’re differentiating between humans of different ages.

    darcy ,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    a dead baby is alarming at most

    VikingHippie ,

    Usually just a nuisance

    Spendrill ,

    I hate how they’ll keep bashing themselves repeatedly into the light bulb… oh… no, wait… I’ve confused babies with something else again haven’t I?

    VikingHippie ,

    Idunno. Might be thinking about moths but also maybe babies.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    Yeah, only adults can put lightbulbs into their mouths. Although I guess a baby could put a Christmas tree lightbulb into their mouth.

    Agent641 ,

    You can fit a regular sized light bulb in a babies mouth if you smash it up first.

    dufkm ,

    Barely an inconvenience.

    Agent641 ,

    The filter will get it

    Draegur ,

    Hm… Perhaps you’re right. I might consider downgrading it on my scale, but then again it’s still generally more potentially contaminated biomass than a squirrel though.

    Facelikeapotato OP ,
    @Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

    You’ve put an absurd amount of thought into this, and I appreciate that.

    Draegur ,

    Working third shift where the majority of my duties are waiting for a phone to ring and babysitting an empty building lest it burn down while nobody’s watching leaves me with more Noggin Time than most people have, so I appreciate you providing me with something to meditate upon :3

    dooger_chogany ,

    Raccoons also pose a greater risk than the others mentioned because their feces can contain a specific roundworm parasite’s eggs which are impervious to chlorine.

    You would need to perform a much stricter disinfection.

    www.cdc.gov/…/raccoons-and-pools.html

    nailbar ,

    I can probably swim in a smallish lake even if I know there’s a corpse in the other end of it.

    But I would refuse to swim in a larger lake if it’s murky, and I know there’s a corpse in it, but I don’t know where.

    wabafee , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

    I think they should account distance between the corpse. I seen people swimming while a km away a factory dumping their waste directly into the sea.

    OceanSoap , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

    Interesting thought… also, this shouldn’t stop at oceans, we also swim in lakes and rivers that most likely have bodies in them as well.

    Crackhappy , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes, what’s your D2F ratio though?

    IHeartBadCode , to cat in No laughing!
    @IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

    tiffanarchy two hours later Where the fuck this cat come from?

    CommieCretzl , to memes in A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a lobster.
    @CommieCretzl@hexbear.net avatar

    You know what the car industry has to do now

    Infynis , to risa in It just has a better ring to it
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    Excellent template

    DharmaCurious ,
    @DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

    Honestly it’s fantastic. Love that it’s black background with white text, too.

    TheBeef , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

    Bodies of Water

    Beautifulboobs ,
    @Beautifulboobs@artemis.camp avatar

    Yes

    redballooon ,

    Aren’t we talking Water of Bodies here?

    jordanlund , to cat in No laughing!

    Had a cat who hated whistling, she’d come out of nowhere and slap you in the face!

    Savaran ,

    My current cat hates whistling, same thing, she makes it very clear to stop

    JoMama87 ,
    @JoMama87@mastodon.social avatar

    @jordanlund @Facelikeapotato
    https://youtu.be/6KvkRq2WDAk
    Lol. Then you'll get a kick out of Ivan the cat.

    Piogre314 , to lemmyshitpost in Corpse:water ratio

    I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

    MonsiuerPatEBrown ,

    We saw you checking their faces with relief.

    Darkassassin07 ,
    @Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

    So I’ve just gotta import a corpse for you to swim in the pool with it?

    MBM ,

    Come on… it’s your friends, your classmates. That’s Arthur, right there! They’re calling to you, can’t you hear them?

    Cleverdawny , to memes in Hackerman

    I didn’t know trogdor was a Linux distro

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