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TubeTalkerX , to lemmyshitpost in Dog trial

The defense attorney would object, but he’s been chasing his tail for five minutes now.

Snowpix ,
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The judge ordered a 10 minute recess as a squirrel was spotted outside the courtroom.

30p87 , to memes in Modern consumer logic

Never had anything stolen. Guess living in a European village is nice after all.

NegativeInf , to cat in Missy

I have a Shiba Inu I call Levi. But it’s short for Leviathan J Foxtrot.

NPC , to cat in Missy

I had a cat called “D.C.” it stood for Dead Cat. Or was a fully black cat I saved from certain death in the wood, hence the name

SiegeRhino ,

we had a cat named Sweetie Pie that we shortened to SP and eventually started calling her thing like Sauce Pan or Sausage Pizza

thisisbutaname , to memes in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!

The enshittification of TikTok: www.wired.com/…/tiktok-platforms-cory-doctorow/

Very relevant to all of them

chicagohuman ,

Great article!

tdawg , to memes in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.

If you end up doing a big wedding I would recommend telling as many of the vendors and suppliers that it’s for a birthday party instead. It’ll still be expensive but should be more manageable

flubba86 ,

“Yes, I’d like the traditional tiered birthday cake with the bride and groom on top. Thanks.”

“How much are your birthday rose petal cannons?”

InputZero ,

You would be surprised. Family friends of ours are Greek and rich, and they do not do anything small. I hate to perpetuate stereotypes but if you’ve seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding, it’s like that with them but for everything. Birthdays, the christian holidays, just a summer BBQ, all huge. The bride and groom on top yeah that’ll tip the baker off but that’s not hard to quickly put on yourself.

themeatbridge ,

As a Greek myself, I can confirm that My Big Fat Greek Wedding was basically a documentary.

naeap , to linux in I had a journey
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Just wait for the next stage as a libertarian socialist, without a leading communist party, because we can take care of us ourselves - it’s usually called anarchy (which doesn’t mean no social norms, just self-organisation without leadership)

specter ,
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libertarian socialist

idk about you comrade but I don’t read from thelibertariansocialistlibrary.org

theanarchistlibrary.org

DAMunzy ,

That first link doesn’t work but the second link comes up as a result when I searched for “the librarian socialists library”.

BaumGeist ,

I considered myself libsoc but not anarchist for a long time. Still kinda do. I believe in the ideal of a classless, oppressionless, non-hierarchical society, but I’m not out there living that ideal and doing praxis.

If all it takes to belong to any political movement is simply to claim you belong regardless of what your actions say, I don’t care for nor want your meaningless, substanceless labels. On the other hand, if it takes participation, then spending my time arguing online about whose fantasy football team political philosophy is better sure ain’t it either.

Either way, I’m probably just another lib with lofty aspirations. My best hope is that someone reads this, goes “you know what? That jaded shitlib has a motherfucking point!” And then logs out to go be an anarchist instead of just throwing the term around.

ILikeBoobies ,

So communism

Stuka , to linux in I had a journey

So many kiddos arguing ridiculous politics here.

Ram_The_Manparts , to memes in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
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sToP pOsTiNg pOliTiCal mEmEs!!1!

zepheriths , to lemmyshitpost in Nope

Fun fact I have seen both a story that someone in Romania was told they were legally dead dispite being to in the room to actively dispute the case. And a story from new Orleans where the morgue said they didn’t have someone that they had

SpiderShoeCult ,

It’s apparently very hard to solve such an issue since there’s no procedures in place for reversing a death certificate. Wonder what the implications for the legally-undead person were, like when they actually kick the bucket, will they cause another issue with the inability of the system to have somebody dead twice? Did the initial “death” trigger any inheritance laws and other such things, I wonder?

edit: Is that person legally stateless now so able to claim citizenship from states that offer such to stateless people?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Wait, so Dracula was all about an unfortunate legal oversight?

RHSJack ,

800 years ago: Them: Do you confirm you are Dracula? Dracula: Yes. Here is my ID. Them: Says here you are dead. D: Umm. I am not. Th: And you murdered 10,000 people. D: Whuu…I what? And how many? Th: And impaled them on the highway between your castle and the enemy camp? D: Enemy? Castle? I live in a village by the lake…wait. Impaled? Are you mental? Th: Also, you drink the blood of your enemies. Out of a cup made from the freshly severed head of an enemy courier… D: wft? Who are you people? My vegetarian stomach wants to evacuate. The rest of me, too.

MNByChoice , to memes in utterly Deranged

16 colors is all one needs. Glad someone is calling this out.

ivanafterall ,
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Bro why there literally aren't even 16 colors in the rainbow.

MNByChoice ,

Black and white are not in the rainbow, but without them newspapers look weird. (That gets us to like 9?)

Light blue and dark blue are nice.

I give up. You win.

Deceptichum ,
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Without bright green and dark bright green our game boys would look ridiculous. So that’s found two more primary colours we need to keep.

Just one last colour to discover.

rockerface ,

It’s octarine, obviously

coffeebiscuit ,

Without white there can’t be a rainbow. With black there is no rainbow visible.

Rootiest ,

It’s a proven fact that we need no more than 3 colors

MNByChoice ,

Isn’t that only for coloring a map?

Haus ,
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    TimeSquirrel ,
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    We don't need magenta and cyan.

    ringwraithfish , to futurama in I am a scientist not a ...

    I enjoyed the reboot, but this episode and that joke specifically was the highlight of the whole season.

    ZeroXHunter , to lemmyshitpost in Yeah but nah but yeah
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    A word of advice. Either compliment them back or better simply say Thank you. Thank you is the best responce to a compliment.

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  • ZeroXHunter ,
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    haha

    treefrog ,

    Was going to say the same.

    I used to be bad at giving and accepting compliments. Thanks or Oh, thank you. That’s my goto response.

    Sometimes, depending on the compliment, I might tell a story about the thing I’m being complimented on.

    You’re a good dancer.

    Oh thanks! I started practicing in my 20s but I didn’t learn to let go and really enjoy it until my 40s.

    Well it shows!

    Thanks!

    Rodeo ,

    It was hammered into me during childhood that thank you is the only polite response to a compliment.

    I still think it’s rude not to say it. And I absolutely hate it when people say “I know.”

    WhiteHawk , to memes in Labor has the power they want us to forget.

    How is the text related to the image? And where is the meme?

    Viking_Hippie ,

    It’s NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt

    The inspiration for these memes was simple: Nazis don’t deserve Saint Dale.

    “The idea for the page came about back in early 2017 when the alt-right were trying to make anything they could into a racist meme, including cow’s milk,” said the person behind The Ghost of Ol Dale Earnhardt, who asked to remain anonymous. “I was pretty heavily involved in the Weird Appalachia Facebook group, where Sid Hatfield and Dolly Parton are patron saints of Cornbread Communism, and a huge fan of the Old Stone Cold page. Everything sorta clicked so I decided to combine all these influences and claim Dale as a meme for the rural southern Left, which at the time was mostly either ignored or laughed at.”

    Full article from Slate

    LillyPip , to cat in Cat sounds, rated

    Cat sounds, translated

    mrow? where’s my food/attention? I’m asking nicely.

    purr: my needs are met and I’m happy.

    silent judgement: this is my default setting.

    mow-wow-wow: you’ve exceeded my expectations. (quite rare, enjoy it because you’ve earned it!)

    AAAAAAAA: something is wrong. good luck figuring out what.

    rrrrrrrrrrr!: something is very wrong. good luck figuring out what.

    mrrp: you’re pleasing me. keep doing that.

    the classic yodel: nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen.

    the classic yodel after 1AM: everyone’s a critic.

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