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shasta , to lemmyshitpost in He looks familiar...

He looks like a more French version of Gaston lol

offspec ,

Am I crazy or is Gaston not already French?

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

pdxfed ,

It’s the face of the chef from Little Mermaid, rest belongs to Gaston.

XCraftMC ,

the entire town is french

pinkdrunkenelephants , to memes in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱

What the hell would stop the government from just putting CSAM onto the phones of political rivals and upstarts to get them jailed without question?

And child molesters will run away scot-free on account of all this.

Isn’t there anyone who will stop the dirty child molesters without wanting power in return? Anyone?

Anyone who will stop the government?

Anybody?

Darken , (edited ) to assholedesign in Google deleted an open source app I love (install from F-Droid) for being "Fake"
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar
  • (open) play store
  • (tap) your profile picture
  • (open) Manage apps & device
  • (open) Google play protect
  • (tap) settings icon at the top
  • (disable) scan apps with play protect
  • congratulations, google will babysit us less than before
  • install kde connect again

Optional:

  • send a hate email to google support but do not abuse the employee reading it, because he is probably under pressure 25h a day by google
thantik , to memes in Public Transit my beloved 😍

We were not supposed to go to the moon! Years of building rocket infrastructure and yet nobody other than a select few people have gone to the moon!

Stop building rockets!

greyscale ,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair going to the moon wasnt about going the moon. It was about proving you could deliver mutual destruction wherever you wanted through general rocket superioririty

evilgiraffe666 ,

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

Yeah I want to go to the shops and back faster than a trip to the moon thanks.

comfy ,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

Stop doing physics! Motion was not meant to be analysed.

convert that speed from nautical miles to miles please

let me calculate the snap, crackle and pop of that missile

Statements dreamed up by the utterly insane.

jballs , to memes in everything is fine I'm just overreacting
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I stumbled across this with perfect timing. A buddy of mine had just texted me that this week was rough and was a “test week”. Just sent it to him, which might not help his situation, but certainly made me feel better.

Sanctus , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Do not.
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Necessity breeds innovation.

oshitwaddup ,

🍞🥐🥖

ThereRisesARedStar , (edited ) to memes in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Reminder that the OUN, which helped do the holocaust, used the phrase “Slava Ukraini” as their motto

JokeDeity , to memes in Does cyber-bullying work ?

What’s the backstory here?

BC3XAu3IjGbZYNQl OP ,
@BC3XAu3IjGbZYNQl@lemmy.ml avatar

A few days ago one of his lawyers was using a Republic of Gamers RGB-enabled gaming laptop, and everyone started pointing it out knowyourmeme.com/…/donald-trump-gaming-laptop

So she showed up in court yesterday without a computer, sticking to a pad and paper ( ft.com link archive.is/rHUMJ )

Sort of cyberbullied in to not using her cool machine.

Tetsuo ,

It’s still irrelevant but you have to be really dumb to agree to represent Trump as a lawyer…’

youtu.be/Lhy5Y8xVHS0?si=eTZrXuHCO_KdGL-5

I mean Rudy is still waiting to get paid for his lawyer fees by trump.

bassomitron ,

All the lawyer firms this time demanded upfront payments, that’s why his super PAC funds are running low: reuters.com/…/trumps-campaign-machine-is-bleeding…

Eldritch ,

Go out and find a person of average intelligence. Then weep when you realize that most people are dumber than that.

Xylight ,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

Wouldn’t that be median? If you found the average person it will still be pretty normal intelligence.

Eldritch , (edited )

Are you sure it isn’t the mode? All mathematical joking aside. The median would likely be much more representative of most people. The average is easily skewed by outliers.

Even if most intelligence measures / tests weren’t horribly flawed. Most people cluster closer to the bottom than the upper bound. But every gifted outlier pulls the average higher and higher above most people. Hence the average being above most people.

  • just adding this in for a point of reference. But it is a paraphrasing/reference to a George Carlin skit.

“imagine how stupid the average person is then realize half of all people are stupider than that.”

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

"a cool machine" does not fit Trump's manufactured fantasy of representing "the republican everyman against the elites", you see. His low information electorate doesn't know what a gaming pc is, and wouldn't trust anyone who has one, just because they are dirt dumb and like it that way.

mrchuckles ,

is there a lore reason there’s backstory here?

BC3XAu3IjGbZYNQl OP ,
@BC3XAu3IjGbZYNQl@lemmy.ml avatar
sirico , to memes in How do y'all say GIF?
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

It’s not jraphics interchange format

vrighter ,

neither do divers use “self contained OOnderwater breathing apparatus”, usually written as SCUBA.

Nor do we say jPHeg files.

Nor “north AYYtlantic treaty OHHrganization”

or “light AYYmplification by stimulated emnssion of radiation”

mild_deviation ,

Get the fuck out of here with your logic! We’re not here to be right, we’re here to win!

turbowafflz ,

Except it used to be genie interchange format, or something along those lines. (It is still gif though I don’t care what it stood for jif is dumb)

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Right, because that totally applies to all other acronyms.

Furbag , to lemmyshitpost in Muahaha!

First three cubes come out after half a second.

You wait what feels like forever for the fourth one to come out as the machine whirrs away.

Decide you only needed three anyway and move your cup away from the dispenser.

Twelve more are suddenly and violently deposited onto the floor and shatter into dozens of pieces.

PlantDadManGuy ,

I feel like this should be a set up to some stupid TV infomercial product like the “ice catcher 9000”

sysadmin420 ,

You just described my lab.

photonic_sorcerer , to memes in Not fair.
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

get this fiLTH OFF MY LEMMY!!!1!!

Schnitzel_bub OP ,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s OK man, it’s just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

__ghost__ ,

Tell me how you really feel

Selmafudd , to memes in Where my watersluts at?

Is there any other way to drink water??

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Lick the tip of your tongue into the bottle's hole repeatedly, enjoying the water torturously slowly?

Send_me_nude_girls ,

Shove the water bottle up your ass and do a handstand

Isoprenoid ,
crusty ,
Valmond ,

The only other is sparkling water from south of France in a beautiful clear glass with a thin slice of lime or lemon, sitting at a cafe or on a balcony.

Franzia ,

Lick it out of a bowl 🐶

SpaceNoodle , to memes in Especially during work hours

One time at work I had five different people at my cubicle all trying to talk to me at the same time.

I’ve blocked out what happened next.

ShaggySnacks ,

I’ve blocked out what happened next.

That sounds ominous.

SpaceNoodle ,

I probably just had a mini meltdown while my manager ran crowd control.

ShaggySnacks ,

Not going to lie, still not helping the ominous vibes here.

Makes note, do not make @SpaceNoodle angry.

SpaceNoodle ,

Very few lives were lost.

itsgroundhogdayagain , to lemmyshitpost in Muahaha!

mine will give nothing, nothing, nothing, 37 cubes.

xTechDeath ,
@xTechDeath@lemmy.ml avatar

Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche

Infamousblt , to memes in Management be like
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

You can go grab pizza on your break!

When can I have my break?

Well we’re busy today so I’ll clock you out for it but I need you to keep working

doomer

NotErisma ,
@NotErisma@hexbear.net avatar

The management here call that a “working lunch”

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