There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmy.ml

OpenStars , to memes in Aww nuts
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Uh… the gun has a silencer on it?

While that nut musta been LOUD!

That is extremely nice attention to detail that Pam is wearing a police uniform.:-)

GeneralEmergency ,

An acorn falling onto the roof of a car wouldn’t sound like a gun shot. But I could sound similar to a bullet striking a car.

name_NULL111653 ,

Agreed. While a sniper round with a silencer or stray bullet from a streetfight hitting the hood of the car might sound similar, there’s no way it could have been any firearm from inside the vehicle. A paranoid but well-trained cop getting down behind the engine block and visually scanning the area for danger? Understandable, but a bit silly unless you’re in a dangerous downtown area. But emptying your mag into the car? You can’t have people with firearms that poorly trained and that jumpy… I say if they must have guns (which could be necessary in the case of an actual armed criminal), send them to bootcamp and have the army drill some threat assessment and trigger discipline into them…

Bene7rddso ,

Funny that you mention army bootcamp. The officer is a vet

name_NULL111653 ,

The movies get silencers very wrong… It would be a bit louder than the acorn and sound much different (or about the same volume if the vehicle is really well soundproofed). The officer should have known immediately that it wasn’t from inside the car. If it was a downtown area where stray bullets are an actual threat, I might have gotten down and scanned the area for danger, maybe radioed the possible stray bullet and assessed vehicle damage after a couple minutes. And that’s just common sense, I have no real training whatsoever. But literally any kid who’s gone squirrel hunting knows better trigger discipline than that.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Exactly this. Like, nobody is blaming the officer for being scared upon hearing a gun-sounding noise, that’s just common sense that they should be actually, but to empty the mag at… what? Without knowing what the target was? Or did he legit think that it was his car that was the threat?

That said, it’s surely a tough job, especially for the pay and the danger. Which is all the more reason to train them at least up to the level of a kid going squirrel hunting?

mosiacmango ,

That said, it’s surely a tough job, especially for the pay and the danger. Which is all the more reason to train them at least up to the level of a kid going squirrel hunting?

Cops doesnt even break the top 20 for the most dangerous jobs in the US. Pizza delivery is more dangerous, and they dont get guns/vests/tanks/training/SWAT/etc. They also sure as fuck dont get the pension or huge OT pay, and abikty to break laws without consequence.

Most cops dont even fire their gun in their career. This guy fired it at a suspect fully in his care, that he had searched, handcuffed and put in a locked cage in the car. He didn’t fire it once, he fired it at him a dozen times, and convinced his partner to do the same. They both shot at a man in their care and custody dozens of times because of a tree nut.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Okay but you are using “facts” and “data” there.:-)

While in their defense, that nut was scawy, and they got their fee-fees huwt.

Anticorp ,

The car was resisting.

bobs_monkey , to memes in Aww nuts

I’m ootl, what’s the with the acorn?

ironhydroxide ,

Google “cop in Florida acorn”

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

It’s a good thing you added “acorn” there!

Arbiter ,

Fortunately he was a horrible shot and didn’t actually hit the unarmed man in handcuffs in his car.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

And didn’t he have a partner who came and did similarly too? Neither managed to kill the guy they had already previously verified had no weapons.

Cosmonaut_Collin ,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, that guy in the car could have been some sort of X-Men mutant that had gun powers. You can never be too sure.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

That’s one way to test if he had somehow gained the power to become bulletproof, I suppose. It might have worked better if they could at least aim straight though:-P.

Son_of_dad ,

Hope he’s forever known as officer acorn, just like officer bubbles

NotAtWork ,

In a just world he would be known as “Prisoner 0103151814”

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

A pig mag dumped into his police cruiser when an acorn fell on its hood cause they thought it was a gunshot. There was someone under arrest in the back of said cruiser.

mosiacmango ,

Then his partner mag dumped into the same cruiser as well when nutbag kept insisting he was hit.

The partner at least asked “where where!?” a few times, but she still just empted a magazine into the same car a handcuffed, unarmed suspect was locked up in.

Luckily both shitbergs couldn’t aim for shit and missed the guy with like 30 rounds.

madcaesar ,

Holy fucking shit… This is worse than I even imagined…

hihellobyeoh ,

In his partners defense, her perspective was he was calling shots fired, shooting at his own car, and on the ground saying he was hit, in her shoes I would of probably shot at the car too.

mosiacmango ,

I agree to a point, but you should still not fire wildly ever, especially in a populated area.

If she could not find a target, she should not have shot the gun. Even suppressing fire requires knowing in general what youre shooting at. In this case, she should have dragged her partner to cover, called in the “attack” and maintained sight lines, looking for the danger. No bullet should have left her gun.

Acorn boy needs to be prosecuted for gross neglect and maybe even attempted manslaughter. I think she needs to be fired for poor judgement.

notsofunnycomment , to memes in Aww nuts
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

I totally failing to understand all the acorn references. What is going on.

brandon ,

A Florida cop went full Rambo on his patrol car after an acorn fell on it.

apnews.com/…/florida-deputy-resigns-acorn-shootin…

pineapplelover ,
Son_of_dad ,

Cop hears acorn fall, so he does a roll and yells “I’m hit! He’s shooting!” And attempts to murder a handcuffed suspect in the back of the police car.

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar
  • Cop arrests someone and places him in handcuffs in the back of the cop’s SUV.
  • Cop hears an acorn fall on the SUV and thinks the arrested person that he placed in handcuffs and supposedly searched is shooting at him.
  • Cop falls to the floor and fires and entire magazine at his SUV while yelling that he’s been hit.
  • Luckily, despite being about 15 yards away from the SUV and unloading an entire magazine at the arrested person, he did not hit the arrested person in the SUV.
  • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

You can’t make this shit up.

kboy101222 ,

You forgot that the oinker attempted to dark souls roll away from the “situation”. Needless to say he was fat rolling

Anticorp ,
  • Cop then insists he’s been hit until the doctors at the hospital tell him he is fine and has not been hit with a bullet.

So… That dude is definitely getting a psychiatric release from his duties. Right?

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Afaik he was ridiculed so much by his buddies and other locals that he quit the job.

magnetosphere , to memes in Aww nuts
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

The only good thing to come out of this is that the cop quit. I hope he’s billed for the damage to the car anyway.

Kiosade , (edited )

That’s the funny part, he missed his car!

Edit: Apparently he did hit the car.

Denvil , (edited )

I heard he missed the person, but he missed the WHOLE ASS CAR?

Edit: watched the video, he definitely hit the car

Kiosade ,

Oh damn guess people told me some bogus info. Glad he missed the person at least!

SeedyOne ,

Guarantee he’ll be back on the force in another town by next year.

KreekyBonez ,
@KreekyBonez@lemmy.world avatar

nah, why charge the guy clearly at fault, when you can just pass the bill on to the taxpayers!

Vilian , to memes in Aww nuts

nuts?

andyburke ,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

cop almost killed a man because an acorn fell on the patrol car, just to make sure you're up to date on the state of the US.

ivanafterall , to memes in Aww nuts
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Pam would be a cop.

AstralPath ,

No she wouldn’t. She doesn’t have an aggressive bone in her body. Too timid.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Exactly why she craves power and gets off on assaulting innocent black people when on the job. Don't shoot the messenger!

ShortN0te , to memes in Aww nuts

That’s nuts.

cupcakezealot , to retrogaming in San Andreas ROM for PS2 has been taken down by Rockstar on Vimm's Lair
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

oh my god vimms lair brings back memories of being in uni in 2000 and finding seiken densetsu 3 for the first time and staying up all night playing it

s3rvant , to memes in Aww nuts
@s3rvant@lemmy.ml avatar

Solid photoshop to the bottom frame 👏

WhoFearsDeath ,

I say solid bc it’s GIMPed

Sabin10 , to retrogaming in San Andreas ROM for PS2 has been taken down by Rockstar on Vimm's Lair

Still on archive.org so I’m not worried but I still hate to see stuff like this happen because of the precedent that it sets.

catsup , to memes in WHAT IF...?

OK, so propose a system that’s actually been used at scale before that doesn’t have the same issues as capitalism. I’m all ears

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lmao, The fact that something hasnt been used at scale doesn’t mean it isn’t feasible.

catsup ,

copium

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

By your logic humanity should never try anything that hasn’t been done before and be stuck in the stone age, cope harder bahahaha

aaronbieber , to memes in Aww nuts
@aaronbieber@beehaw.org avatar

Why the fuck would a cop do this??

Oh, Florida. That checks out.

rustyfish , to memes in Its what plants crave
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

kautau ,

Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

bjg13 ,

Go away! I’m Batin!!!

PresidentCamacho ,

I thought your head would be bigger…

GardenVarietyAnxiety , to memes in Its what plants crave

We had a whole documentary about this…

shiftymccool ,

Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

Cipher22 ,

Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!

badbrainstorm ,
@badbrainstorm@lemmy.today avatar
wise_pancake ,

Welcome to Costco, I love you

Mr_Blott , to memes in Its what plants crave

[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

So that’s why I’ve not seen it here.

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

You poor healthy bastards

Mr_Blott ,

That’s the healthcare human rights thing tho

FrankTheHealer ,

We have it in Ireland, but it’s not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.

RandomVideos ,

So thats why people from my country want to go to America

onion ,
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines