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NickwithaC , to memes in Mmmm bezos
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“all right, I’ll meet you in the middle. You still die but I promise not to eat your remains.”

BleatingZombie , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

Kumquat Werbenjägermanjensen

BlueLineBae ,
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He was number one!!!

Deceptichum ,
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Wasn’t that Stefán Karl Stefánsson?

eruchitanda ,
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Ahhh I’m not the first. Bravo mate, bravo.

argh_another_username , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

Wow! The first kumquat ever produced. You can fetch good money from collectors.

logicbomb , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

This does look like it was printed on the kumquat. I don’t know whether it’s the case here, but this sort of thing sometimes happens when there is something printed on a bag or the plastic that food is wrapped in, and the ink can get transferred to the food.

Thorned_Rose ,
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It might also be lasered on.

AFKBRBChocolate , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

I have never seen kumquats in the store. We have a small tree, so we get more than we need and I’m unlikely to buy any, but I’ve never seen them.

Also, is that typical of the way they look where you are? Ours look like these.

Catoblepas ,

In citrus fruits sometimes ripe fruits will turn orange and then turn green again (either all over or in patches), it’s called regreening. It’s usually due to either chilly night temperatures or high UV exposure, so the same tree might produce completely orange or orange and green or completely green ripe fruit all in the same year.

Kumquats are taxonomically weird and may or may not be citruses, so I’m not sure that’s what’s happening in the OP, but I would guess it probably is.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

It wasn’t as much the color as the shape I was commenting on. OP’s looks like a ball, but I’ve only seen them oblong (I’ve heard that “quat” means something like “pear shaped”).

Catoblepas ,

My bad, based on the pic I thought you meant the color!

qupada ,

I've never seen them in a store here in New Zealand. I've been trying to grow them, but while the tree is doing well it is yet to produce fruit.

I did manage to buy some at a supermarket in Berlin a few years ago while on holiday, they were packed like cherry tomatoes in a clear plastic punnet.

The egg-shaped fruit you've got are frequently the "Meiwa" or "Nagami" cultivars, OP's round fruit may be the "Marumi".

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Oh! You’re exactly right. I’ve never heard of or seen Marumis, but googling them that’s exactly what OP has.

And it looks like I was wrong about the “quat” part - it means “orange.”

Thcdenton , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

BES

Introversion , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

Sauron needs only this Kumquat to cover all the lands in a second darkness. He is seeking it - seeking it, all his thought is bent on it…

JackGreenEarth , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag

‘Inspected by #1’

Mycatiskai , to memes in Mmmm bezos

I heard that Bezos is feeding himself macadamia meal and beer fed Wagyu beef raised in Hawaii.

He will be so tender and marbled when he gets grilled up.

bjoern_tantau , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag
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At first glance I thought those were stitches.

Cracks_InTheWalls , to mildlyinteresting in I got the #1 kumquat in my bag
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MystikIncarnate ,
Cracks_InTheWalls ,
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Nicely done

neo , to linux_gaming in Smite 2 has been announced and its going to work on Steam Deck (and Linux)
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I wouldn’t even pirate this shit, lol lmao.

taanegl , to memes in Happy MLK day!

Quoteth Phontay of North-Carolinan blue collar rap duo Little Brother:

I’m an equal opportunity racist. Fuck all y’all.

cmbabul , (edited ) to memes in Outlaw County Wooo

If Waylon were still with us he’d kick the ass of nearly everyone in Nashville

eestileib ,

“You’re saying country musicians didn’t always support wars of imperialism? Huh?”

cmbabul ,

“Come on Willy let’s ride”

zelifcam ,

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  • cmbabul ,

    Love Sturgill, Jason Isbell is in the same league imo

    GoodbyeBlueMonday ,

    I’d also humbly submit Sierra Ferrell: not exactly outlaw country, but definitely in the vein of old school country, and she has a voice that is absolutely hypnotizing.

    One of her most popular songs that is about love with a healthy dose of morbidity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2W8kCk1qnU

    An absolutely legendary display of what she’s capable of with her voice: www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Aha_GwFt4

    PP_BOY_ , to memes in Outlaw County Wooo
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    Both of these types existed in the past and still exist today.

    Glifted ,

    Conway Twitty?

    Slovene ,

    He says knock it off, just write a damn joke!

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