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lowleveldata , to memes in I will bear your burdens forever

My phone that has 512GB internal storage and a SD card slot be like

Swedneck , to lemmyshitpost in Chonkasaurus
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

the scientific name for gorilla is “gorilla gorilla” so i think that ship sailed before sailing was invented

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And American Buffalo are “bison bison.”

DontNoodles ,

I don’t know what it actually means but the scientific name of Indian Cobra is Naja naja and in Hindi “naja” means “Don’t go”, which seems very apt.

quicksand ,

An excellent warning sign. Fuck looking at stripes, the Indians get it

Colour_me_triggered , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Yeah ok I’ll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

Mercival ,

Honestly? You should.

thorbot ,

Thanks, Satan!

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

They should put soulless freaks like you down. Having empathy for literal babies is a basic requirement for a human being.

riceandbeans161 ,

don’t go on holiday if you have cum pets. You chose that when you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

Colour_me_triggered ,

You think you’re more deserving of a holiday just because you’re shooting blanks?

riceandbeans161 ,

i stay quiet and read my book and don’t annoy the entire plane/train/bus.

MrLuemasG , (edited )

You’re annoying the entirety of lemmy instead

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m here on lemmy, and I think he right fine. Shit, I should buy him a beer. It’s the baby’s that annoy, aaaand their entitled parents.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Do you want a medal?

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

You are annoying the entire forum right now. You are outsourcing your shittiness online because you are deeply unwell and need an outlet

mnemonicmonkeys ,

You do realize you don’t have to take a plane to go on vacation, right? It won’t kill you to not take a plane for a couple of years

Hupf ,

One kind of people makes humanity not go extinct in the near future.

toxicbubble ,

humans are an overpopulated and invasive species, there are millions of human children waiting to be fostered

ArcticLynx ,

b-but muh genes

ArbitraryValue ,

Genetics isn’t destiny, but a lot of important traits are highly heritable. Consider for example the heritability of IQ. I can see why someone who considers him or herself a good specimen would want children more like him or herself that like the sort of person whose children end up needing to be adopted.

ArcticLynx ,

yeah that actually makes sense

ArbitraryValue ,

Eh, I’m mortal anyway. I don’t benefit from other people’s annoying offspring being around after I’m gone.

Colour_me_triggered ,

And they don’t benefit from your presence now, or in the future, or at any point actually.

ArbitraryValue ,

Yeah, that’s why I leave them alone and I want them to leave me alone.

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

cum pets

cringe

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

Just because you’re so ugly nobody would ever reproduce with you doesn’t give you excuse to whine about children all the time. Go back to r/childfree you soulless redditor.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don’t get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he’s not going to remember anything anyway

hihello ,

People have families lol

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

We all have families…

Colour_me_triggered ,

I live in Norway. It’s my constitutional right to have 5 weeks of paid holiday a year (excluding public holidays) whether or not I have children. Driving isn’t viable as it would take several days just to get to a ferry that leaves Norway. Crying children are a part of flying, get used to it.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know… Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

Colour_me_triggered ,

A couple of hours in a plane is less stressful for a toddler than several days in a car seat I assure you.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Probably yeah, but also less stressful would be to plan your exotic seaside resort vacation in two years, when the little spawn of satan is not prone to crying for reasons classified.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Doesn’t mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Yes I could drive a day and go camping in northern Scandinavia and get eaten alive by mosquitoes the size of sparrow hawks.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Could you? Then we can find that child a better parent.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Children* they enjoy their holidays in Spain.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s a baby, baby don’t know, baby don’t care. YOU want time in Spain. Ffs

Colour_me_triggered ,

No I fucking hate the sun. If I enjoyed the beach, I wouldn’t live in Norway.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This broke me. You win. Lol. Best answer.

zloubida , (edited )
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don’t like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don’t get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

thorbot ,

Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

zloubida ,
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

Colour_me_triggered ,

You realise that some people live in places where that isn’t possible. I have to drive for about 10 hours to not be in the Arctic anymore.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud’ve just waiter two years until he’s old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya’ll. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me and my toddler

Landrin201 ,
@Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

90% of your profile’s comments are in this thread

Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain’t healthy- or you’re a troll.

I’m going with troll.

MYCOOLNEJM ,
@MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, because I disagree, I automatically hate children and I’m brain damaged. Very smart argument 👍. And I just started commenting, so of course all of my comments are going to be here, since I’m arguing with you all and your lame ass excusees

thorbot ,

Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

It won’t kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

Colour_me_triggered ,

I live in Norway. But sometimes it’s nice to leave for a few weeks.

Honytawk ,

It is also nice to not be on a plane with crying kids.

Colour_me_triggered ,

So buy your own plane…

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That would solve a lot of problems… You should get on that.

scubbo ,

Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

ellie ,

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  • Honytawk ,

    It doesn’t take a month to travel by ship.

    Greta could do it in less than 2 weeks. And that was in a sailboat.

    itsJoelle ,

    Right?

    I just fly Delta cause parents can’t afford it 🤷 Problem solved.

    TheRealKuni ,

    I miss Delta. I always flew Delta, but my wife likes to be frugal.

    airlinefood ,

    Don’t be overdramatic. You’re allowed to travel but you’ve gotta accept that no one’s happy to see you.

    Lunic ,

    Well good, I accepted that long before I ever had kids!

    oregoncom ,
    @oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

    The only people I’m not happy to see are insufferable r/childfree redditors who hate on literal children. If you hate babies there is something wrong with your brain.

    airlinefood ,

    I like kids, I don’t like sitting in a small metal box with the unavoidable sound of crying for hours though. Flying sucks enough as it is.

    Twink ,
    @Twink@hexbear.net avatar

    I’m glad you’re speaking up. This isn’t a black and white situation. Sometimes I’d travel by plane to a surgery or from one, was already in a lot of pain and sensitive and having a child scream through it all gave me panic attacks. When I’m on my best, I don’t mind but I’m disheartened by the absolute disregard people attacking those who speak up against children on planes have towards people with misophonia, whatever it may be induced by. Idk where those people get noise canceling earphones and earplugs to have the noise of children screaming non stop next to you be blocked by them.

    BlackNo1 ,

    yah please do no one wants your little shits around.

    mister_monster , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    I’m gonna be unapologetically that person one day. Get into a tube full of stinky humans and complain that babies exist in the world. People need to get over themselves.

    DrM ,

    Especially now that Noise Cancelling headphones are everywhere and work as good as they do. Since I’ve got my Sony headphones a crying infant becomes only a really minor inconvenience

    Harrison ,

    While this reads like a Sony advert, I have to agree.

    MaoWasRight ,

    Children don’t only make noise. So noise canceling headphones only handle one possibility of the outcomes.

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    Tbf I don’t think babies are the worst. They cry, but that’s it. The kids that can talk walk and kick you are. And also let’s always remember that the major anger is not about the kids but the lazy parents that think everyone else should suffer so that THEY don’t have to deal with it.

    mister_monster ,

    Well, someone not watching their kid while the kid harasses or kicks you is a different story.

    MissJinx ,
    @MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

    99% of the time that’s the case

    skycat , to memes in Team Xavier

    Emotional damage

    Beeko , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    This ass taking weird selfies in his first class seat looks so entitled

    jcit878 ,

    not gonna lie that guy has an incredibly punchable face

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  • jcit878 ,

    there are quite a few people that have faces that just have a “punch me” written on them. he is one. I am not a violent person

    M68040 , to linux in Windows 11 vs Linux supported HW
    @M68040@hexbear.net avatar

    Been meaning to transition to a distro with a focus on being pretty low maintainance yet not too top heavy, leaving Windows to a VM on my Proxmox server. Haven’t gotten around to it yet, since I’d need to get the server a dedicated graphics card.

    Could just use WINE, I suppose, but I’m assuming it’s still as rough as it was last time I messed with it twelve years ago.

    Sethayy ,

    Yep, absolutely nothing has changed in the past 12 years.

    Valve joined the scene but they just cracked a beer with the devs and are gonna wait their own 12

    silent_water ,
    @silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

    more stuff just works, if it doesn’t, you might be able to fix it but it’s rough.

    MooseBoys , to linux in Windows 11 vs Linux supported HW

    Linux has better support for the long tail of hardware. Windows has better support for bleeding-edge hardware. The main reason for this is money.

    nik282000 ,
    @nik282000@lemmy.ml avatar

    Except for my AMD 1800x that was 4 years old when W11 launched and not supported.

    MooseBoys ,

    I hate to break it to you but 4 years old is nowhere close to “bleeding edge” when it comes to PC hardware.

    nik282000 ,
    @nik282000@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’s also not obsolete.

    MooseBoys ,

    That’s kind of my point. Linux supports it, but Windows doesn’t anymore. Why? Money - OEMs aren’t selling them anymore, so why spend time to support new features on them? On the flip side, the heterogeneous chiplet structure of the 7950X3D was supported on Windows from day 1, while on Linux the scheduler is still unaware of the different perf characteristics to this day. Why? Same answer - money. AMD doesn’t make money selling 7950X3D on Linux, so they’re not going to spend time writing a kernel driver to optimize perf on it.

    halo5 ,

    the 7950X3D was supported on Windows from day 1, while on Linux the scheduler is still unaware of the different perf characteristics to this day.

    That may be true, but with the ridiculous increase in performance for this CPU due to the massive amount of L3 cache (X3D), I don’t care. I just replaced a Linux compute node with an Intel Xeon Silver compute node with a custom built Linux node that features the 7950X3D, and I’m benchmarking now at over twice the speed (CFD-type work)! Not bad for a $650 consumer CPU. The difference between 128MB and 12MB of L3 cache is apparently pretty huge, from what I’m seeing. I think it’s important to note that L3 cache can be shared across CPU cores.

    MooseBoys ,

    The problem is that only half of the chiplets have access to the large cache. If the scheduler isn’t aware of that and a lot of data is shared across cores (as in the case for many games), you’ll miss out on most of that performance. AMD wrote a driver for Windows to help optimally schedule threads with high cache intensity to the expanded cache chiplets, but they didn’t do it for Linux. If your workload is not very chatty between cores, and threads don’t need to synchronize at 60Hz, it won’t matter as much. But for game workloads, it makes a big difference, and can actually result in worse performance than the homogenous chiplet design of the mid-tier 7800X3D if you get it wrong.

    gorysubparbagel , to lemmyshitpost in Chonkasaurus

    There’s a great Sam o nella video about this.

    Invidious link to it: vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=XKRW1zgkCVc

    traveler , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    If you’re going to travel, use ANC headphones instead of complaining about people’s children.

    miz_nocturnal ,
    @miz_nocturnal@lemmy.ca avatar

    Agreed. I don’t have kids and I feel that it’s my responsibility to bring earplugs and headphones if I want a quiet flight.

    traveler ,

    I don’t have kids either, but I know having them isn’t easy at all, specially having them stuck in a plane for hours.

    minikieff ,

    ANC headphones don’t work against shrieking cum pets.

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    Or maybe people shouldn’t bring toddlers on a plane. You don’t need a plane to have a perfectly fine vacation.

    jcit878 ,

    your second sentence is a solution for you too

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    As if that’s a good reason to make a flight completely miserable

    jcit878 ,

    so you want freedom to fly but think others don’t. A+ hypocrisy

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    You know how everyone has the right to free speech, but saying some things makes them an asshole? Same situation. Legally you’re allowed to bring babies on a plane to to a movie theater, but doing so makes you an asshole.

    If you can’t understand that then you’re an entitled prick.

    jcit878 ,

    nah I just think complaining about I makes someone a wanker

    Honytawk ,

    If the option is between:

    “Kicking out everyone except for the bad parent with noisy children”

    or

    “Kicking out the bad parent with the noisy children”

    I know which option I would pick.

    AeroLemming ,

    That’s not how active noise cancelling works. Any difference in sound you may notice is either due to the headphones simply having good padding or due to the noise cancellation making things seem quieter in general because it will be effective at cancelling out the plane’s engines.

    radioactiveradio , to memes in Breakfasts from around the world!

    Spain: bull horns and dirt.

    nekahat , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message
    @nekahat@hexbear.net avatar

    I’ve been in a 10+ hour flight with 6 young children sitting next to and in front of me recently and It’d only make me look like an immature piece of shit if I were to complain because I have childhood memories about those kind of adults and that’s all what I thought of them back then.

    June ,

    The exception being when one of those kids is running around the plane spitting on people. Happened to me on a return trip from the Philippines. That was neat.

    keepcarrot ,

    I remember the main complaint against me was trying to fall asleep on the floor during a flight to Japan.

    zakobjoa , (edited ) to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m gonna be that guy in about a week, kid is 6 months. Any seasoned parents got good tips? It’s not a long flight at least, only 2h.

    Edit: Thank you all, I read every one of your replies. Flight goes at 6am, but we booked a night at the airport hotel so we just have to walk across the street. Baby will be in a carrier and get the bottle during takeoff/landing. Fingers crossed.

    DrMango ,

    I think most people will give you credit for trying. Parents get it, non-parents who are non-assholes will also have some level of tolerance as long as it looks like you’re doing your best to keep the child calm and quiet.

    Shit happens. Kids are unpredictable.

    You can also try a baby dose of benadryl to knock them out just before takeoff.

    Comment105 ,

    Googling your benadryl solution results in what I can only describe as the Internet desperately yelling at me to NOT DO THAT

    The specific search terms being “benadryl to make baby sleep”, resulting in the Office of the Child Advocate Connecticut Child Fatality Review Panel’s writing in all-caps

    “CAREGIVERS SHOULD NEVER USE BENADRYL OR OTHER ANTIHISTAMINES IN ORDER TO GET THEIR INFANTS TO BE QUIET OR TO SLEEP. ANTIHISTAMINES LIKE BENADRYL SHOULD ONLY BE USED WHEN PRESCRIBED BY A LICENSED MEDICAL PROVIDER.”

    Enigma ,

    Try googling infants or children’s Benedryl. Definitely never give your kids regular adult meds. But the infant/child options should be okay.

    Comment105 ,

    should be okay … administered by a parent at will?

    Enigma ,

    IMO, yes. As long as you’re following the label instructions. Otherwise, it shouldn’t be offered OTC. Also, as long as your child has no health conditions that may cause unwanted side effects. Your child should be getting regular check ups so as a parent, you should have an understanding of what is or isn’t okay for your child.

    I’ve given my kids OTC meds without consulting their doctor first. I just read the label and gave them the recommended dosage. Sadly, they’re still kicking (jk jk, I love my kids lmao).

    volvoxvsmarla ,

    When we flew for the first time (also short flight, baby was ~11 months) we had her in a carrier (ergobaby) and she fell asleep. I don’t know if you planned on booking an extra seat or not, we didn’t since it was a very small plane and there were no 3 seats in a row and also we didn’t come by car (so bringing an extra maxi cosi would have been a nuicance). If you don’t, you get a kind of extra seat belt to attach to your seat belt so the baby sits on your lap. What surprised us is that they didn’t force us to take her out of the ergobaby but looked at us, basically saying “noiccce” with their eyes, and let us just sit like this. It was insanely more comfortable and actuallt more secure than with that seatseatbeltbelt consturction. I guess they realized this, I mean the baby is completely strapped to my body. Anyway, I was very grateful that it turned out there was no policy about having to use the seatseatbeltbelt and prohibiting the carrier. This way our baby was secure and slept for most of the flight (also on the way back. She slept 50/60 minutes one way and 60/60 the other.) The other obvious recommendation is breastfeed (/bottlefeed) on the lap during takeoff and landing.

    prr ,

    Don’t give a shit what other people think. I went through puking etc. in transport and public places. Just focus on kid comfort and prepare yourself with bags, wet wipes and backup clothes.

    collegefurtrader ,

    The kids are the only ones on the plane who are going home with you

    dulce_3t_decorum_3st ,
    @dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world avatar

    Since Roe v Wade has been overturned, I’m all out of ideas

    Enigma ,

    To avoid the screaming ear popping, have them eat some baby food, or those teething crackers. The sucking and chewing should help pop their ears.

    explodicle ,

    Also yawning, if they see you yawn it makes them yawn.

    zakobjoa ,
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    Unfortunately not yet. It only works the other way around right now. But I gotta be honest, if that baby yawns at me there is absolutely no chance for me to suppress that counter-yawn. The urge is super strong.

    Mowcherie ,

    Well that’s probably a good thing and means you have some social connection or empathy with the baby! Lucky baby!

    beatensoup ,

    Not a seasoned parent but have been through this process. Try to get enough sleep yourself so you can give the necessary attention while traveling.

    2 hours in the plane also means like another 3 hours in the car + airport queues. Don’t forget that bit.

    Sleep deprivation is a great reason why parents are angry with kids and can’t focus even for a minute due to irritability.

    June ,

    Child free by choice person here, though not the child hating kind.

    At the end of the day, do your best. Your kid is all that matters. Focus on comfort, stuff to help with popped ears, and other soothing things that can help your baby sleep.

    sylver_dragon ,

    Assuming your partner is breast-feeding, pop that kid on a nipple. We flew several times with young kids and being able to suckle kept the little ones quiet for most flights.

    CptOblivius ,

    Feed them on the way up and the way down. Sucking/drinking greatly helps with the air pressure changes. We did that and worked wonders. We would walk of and people would be surprised there were children were in the plane.

    PseudoSpock ,
    @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    2 hours, you’re good.

    atticus88th ,

    Fly when your kid normally sleeps. Practice having them sleep on you. Motrin for kids.

    stochasticity ,

    Just keep loving them. Fuck everyone else. They’ll get over it.

    TimeSquirrel , to memes in I will bear your burdens forever
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    That's my Gmail account. Tens of thousands of emails I don't care about going back to 2006. And my storage is still only a quarter full.

    RaivoKulli , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    Damn I feel bad for the parents

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    They chose to bring the baby on the plane.

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    30 years ago, when I was a child, my father was in the US Army. Because of that, we relocated all over the country every two years or so. We did NOT have the choice of whether or not to bring my baby brother onto the plane we couldn't even afford ourselves because the move was paid for by the Army. They say jump, you say "how high?".

    You don't know every situation. And after 41 years of life, I don't pretend to know what someone else's situation is either. So I generally let dumb shit like this slide now. It's not important enough to get worked up over.

    Honytawk ,

    Then it is up to the US army to prepare a plane. You and your brother can sit next to the soldiers.

    TimeSquirrel ,
    @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

    That's not how reassignments work if you have a family. You don't travel with a pack of grunts. You do it as a family on a civilian airline like everyone else.

    RaivoKulli ,

    No shit? That doesn’t somehow stop my sympathy

    PseudoSpock ,
    @PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Why? They chose a life of hell.

    RaivoKulli ,

    Because while a baby on a plane might be annoying to other passengers, they’re getting the worst of it and the contempt from others on top of that. Must be fun

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