There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

DrWeevilJammer

@[email protected]

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DrWeevilJammer ,

My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I'm the boss.

YSK: If you want faster and less buggy User experience, move to a smaller instance that is hosted close to you.

I have been using Lemmy for 20 days, at first I opened an account at Lemmy.world because you can join without writing a text and waiting approval. I have been enjoying the experience overall but despite the admin teans best efforts Lemmy.world has been experiencing some serious performance issues. If you want to avoid that join...

DrWeevilJammer ,

Pfft - everyone knows you need a soul to get online

DrWeevilJammer ,

Which probably lifted it from the 1992 movie "Army of Darkness", starring Bruce Campbell:

Ash: Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up. You see this?

This...is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge double barrel Remington. S-Mart's top of line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.

That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids,Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt steel barrel, and hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

DrWeevilJammer ,

The easiest way to make an ignorant person feel special is to identify an "other" for the ignorant person to look down on/blame for their problems.

  1. Manufacture a scapegoat
  2. Charismatic speaker blames the scapegoat
  3. Get power/money

Oldest trick in the oldest of books.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines