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AceFuzzLord , to memes in Nutella

If I were the parent of that child, I would probably end up punishing that kid by making them clean up every single bit of it using only toothbrushes or something that would make it equally as hard to clean before grounding them for at the very least a week minimum for ruining the one place in the house I would consider sacred (as someone who likes to cook).

Though I would probably also end up going back and re-cleaning just to be sure it actually is clean afterwards. I couldn’t cook in good faith if I am not sure the kitchen is clean enough to cook in.

loutr ,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Make that a month for him to learn not to waste food so stupidly. Orangutans are dying for this shit.

Uniquitous ,

If I were the parent of that child I would contemplate my absolute failure as a parent, then go get a vasectomy to make sure it couldn’t happen again. Probably check the web for tuition prices for military schools while in the waiting room.

Subverb ,

This isn’t cleanable. That kitchen is destroyed as effectively as if it were burned.

For white cabinetry to look nice as it does in the first Pic it has to be nearly pristine. Our eyes are very sensitive to mottling of color. There’s no way to get that brown stain and odor out of all that white cabinetry.

SternburgExport , to memes in Nutella

I really hope that’s actually Nutella and not… You know…

HiddenLayer5 , to memes in Nutella

Before clicking on this post: “Huh, so they redid the kitchen in wood, pretty cool-”

After clicking on this post:

“my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

onlooker , to memes in Nutella
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Man, I hope there were some heavy repercussions for the person who did this. This isn’t funny, it’s just wasteful and mean-spirited.

beteljuice ,

Yeah this isn’t funny, this is some first world bullshit. Shoulda packed that shit in a box and gave it to homeless people.

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m mostly just shocked that they thought it was a good idea for a prank in the first place.

aksdb ,

Maybe they got pranked by someone who suggested the idea.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah, but what are homeless gonna do with an attention seeking brat?

Black_Gulaman ,
@Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Eat him.

Uniquitous ,

Protein is protein!

Honytawk ,

Hmmm, do I smell BBQ?

oatscoop ,

The sad thing is poverty and hunger aren’t even remotely related to scarcity: it’s entirely a problem of distribution.

Even with blatant waste there’s more than enough to go around if society could be bothered with getting it to the areas and people in need.

Getallen ,

Giving the homeless nutella is disrespectful, instead force the dude who did this to have ro lick it off of the entire kitchen.

blazeknave ,

100% upvotes… jfc there must be an average age over 45 on here lol

fushuan ,

Nah man do you know how hard is it to clean that? it would take weeks to completely remove it all, and the smell… ugh. This is not funny.

blazeknave ,

I think my point was missed. The audience on Lemmy is mature in a good way.

Honytawk ,

You just pull the plastic wrap that is underneath the chocolate paste and throw it in the trash.

Should take an hour or 2 tops.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah just sensible minded people

Uniquitous ,

And stupid, don’t forget stupid.

ryathal ,

Make them eat all that Nutella.

n3m37h ,

That’s the betus right there

Uniquitous ,

“How’d you lose your foot?” “Well, funny story…”

Wage_slave ,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

I saw the meme.

That wasn’t funny, bro. It was wasteful and pretty stupid actually. So anyways, about your foot. you were saying?

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in save it for later
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guilty… Even in D&D 🙈

herrfrutti , to cat in I do what I want!

Additionally making a funny sound to make sure someone wakes up

FuckYouAndFuckThis , to memes in Nutella

How is the aroma?

Wumbologist , to memes in save it for later

I beat Dark Souls 3 this week and I hoarded embers the whole way. I had a stack of 60 by the time I got to Midir and Gael. I did finally crack into them when I realized that they were the only 2 bosses I had left. So, baby steps I guess

UntouchedWagons , to memes in save it for later
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

I never use X-Cell or Daytripper in fallout 4.

ChickenZenphyre , to memes in save it for later

Completed Resident Evil 2 back in 1998 with stacks and stacks of explosive, flame and acid round. Regretted saving all those ammo just for them to be gone forever, I could have had more fun with flying or flaming zombies dying all around me. Fast forward to current day, nothing has changed. I’m still a hoarding idiot.

redcalcium ,

Reload your last save and fight the last boss battle using all those rare ammo.

library_napper , to linux in Linux can be used at your workplaces
@library_napper@monyet.cc avatar

Why are you posting a screenshot of text instead of just linking to the source?

Downvoted. Were better than this.

grayman ,

Were but not anymore!

library_napper ,
@library_napper@monyet.cc avatar

Fucking reddit normies. I don’t know why mods arent cracking down on this

blkpws OP ,

If you want, I can delete the photo, so we can talk about the topics, it’s just a screenshot from Quora responses.

D61 , to memes in Nutella

:archer: AND THIS IS HOW WE GET ANTS!

rockSlayer , to cat in I do what I want!

My cats: that would be fucking wild. Hold my catnip

ElRenosaurusReg , to memes in Nutella
@ElRenosaurusReg@hexbear.net avatar

It’s funny, but why?

zwekihoyy , to linux in Linux can be used at your workplaces

the only thing I’ll say is the piece about “no viruses” would kinda go away if desktop Linux picked up at all. the security on a default Linux system is worse than macos and windows with substantial hardening efforts needed. the only reason viruses and other malware isn’t common on Linux as is is because of the tiny user base.

with all this said, if enterprise use got more common, security would quickly become an important aspect.

w2tpmf ,

Security through obscurity.

It’s the same nonsense we used to hear about Macs not getting malware.

Overshoot2648 ,

I’d argue the sandboxing you get from xdg desktop portals in applications installed from Flatpak and Snap is a lot better than windows giving full system access to an application when it asks. Keeping a program’s access domain specific is a lot better security than Mac OS or Windows. Not to mention the security improvements from Wayland paired with Pipewire preventing applications access to things like the desktop, clipboard, and audio without explicit permission. And I haven’t even mentioned SELinux yet. In an office setting you could certainly lock down a system pretty easily and prevent things like fishing attacks and even spear fishing. Windows and Mac OS are inherently security through obscurity because they are proprietary and rely on hackers to not know quite how they work, but Linux is resilient because it has more eyes on it and because distributions can modify the kernel specifically for added security like with the SELinux patches.

zwekihoyy ,

what obscurity… is that?

w2tpmf ,

It means that just because something doesn’t get attacked as often, doesn’t mean that’s it’s invulnerable.

Or rather that people treat something as if it’s invulnerable because they haven’t experienced an attack.

akhial ,
@akhial@lemmy.world avatar

Linux doesn’t get viruses because people running Linux have common sense.

Cypher ,

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Just look at all those big brain Linux users

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

You mean the ones that go on endless circlejerks about their favourite distro or editor? Those users?

(and I’m speaking as a 25+ years user)

blkpws OP ,

Everyone can have mistakes, I just think it’s much harder to get infected with Linux.

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