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Nurloc , to memes in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !

Showed this pic to my co workers (steelworkers/blacksmiths) and only the old guys knew what was funny about the pic… Gen z think that calipers are toy guns…

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I use calipers frequently and didn’t realize it was upsidedown until reading this.

I thought it was a joke about clients always sending shitty low resolution pictures where you can’t actually verify their claim.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Oh, I thought the joke was that the hole the customer was complaining about was the hole this pipe was supposed to fit into, and that they were measuring the inner diameter rather than the outer.

Someonelol ,

The joke is they’re supposed to use the end with the spiky bits to measure the inner diameter of the pipe. It’s even more baffling they’re using a mechanical readout when a digital display would be easier to measure with IMO.

cpjoa ,

How do gen z-ers measure distances finely, then?

sfgifz ,

It’s written on the label/signs where we bought it from.

Croquette ,

Realistically, how many people need calipers in their life? The vast majority never used one because a ruler or tape is enough for pretty much anything in a house.

lemann ,

I feel like a boomer/millenial trapped in a young body when I read stuff like this 😭

toynbee ,

I … Think this is everyone’s dream.

lutillian ,
@lutillian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dunno, a lot of gen z and millennials probably use them when fabricating parts for things that you can’t get them for. I know I do for my printer.

Nurloc ,

Well… im an old millennial and know what it is and how to use it properly…

Thorny_Thicket , to memes in Wealth shown to scale

Comparing myself to the ultra rich doesn’t affect me any more than comparing myself to super athletes. It’s the people around me that matters and they’re not significantly more wealthy than me. You’ll never be content in your life if this is the bar to reach.

Viking_Hippie ,

Except pro athletes don’t earn more than the rest of the world combined. Pro athletes don’t control the prices of everything you’ve ever bought or rented. Pro athletes don’t supply the politicians with enough legal bribes in a corrupt system that they’re effectively in charge of the country.

If you don’t think billionaires sucking up all the resources and political power matters to your daily life, you’re either delusional or wilfully blind.

Thorny_Thicket ,

I wasn’t talking about the wealth of pro athletes but their athletic capabilities. Your workouts will be miserable for the rest of your life if those are the people you’re comparing yourself to.

Viking_Hippie ,

Again, the comparison itself isn’t the point.

The point is that the astronomical levels of income and wealth of centimillionaires and billionaires aren’t possible without ruining society in thousands of ways that DO affect YOU directly and profoundly whether or not you’re actively comparing yourself to anyone.

sukhmel ,

I think that the comparison is a bit flawed in the way that comparing pretty much any of us to one of the super-rich is more akin to comparing a patient in a state of clinical death to the Warhammer 40k™ top-tier warriors, not just pro athletes

If I were to dedicate all my life to sports I would maybe make it into the pro level during the lifespan, even if that would mean that I’d have to choose some sport that allows old people 🌚

I I were to continue working the way I work today and get a hundred times raise in payment, it would take me about 60 thousands of years to get what Jeff has and that is if I don’t eat or rent a flat anymore.

That’s quite a bit of difference, don’t you think?

Piers ,

Other people’s health is not a zero-sum game. There is an increasing wealth gap wherein the resources and value of humanities labour are being increasingly concentrated in the hands of a tiny minority to the detriment of everyone else.

It’s like being at a party where just before the food is served some unhinged lunatic runs in and manages to somehow fit all the food for the entire party into their underwear and run off with it.

People saying “hey, maybe we shouldn’t invite that person to parties anymore” and you reacting like “well, I don’t compare how much food I have with people who have stolen all the food. All that matters is that you’re all just as hungry as I am. You’ll never feel full if you compare yourself to someone who stole all of the food!” is very difficult to respond to in a way that is compatible with the way the Beehaw community works…

Linux_Cultist , to memes in Wealth shown to scale

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  • _donnadie_ ,
    @_donnadie_@feddit.cl avatar

    I have a friend that used to be super into watching morbid stuff like gore and snuff videos. He stopped a few years ago and last time I asked him he told me that he can’t handle them anymore, same goes for another person I know.

    In my case I’ve never been able to watch too much of those things, but I know I’m able to handle situations where blood and stuff is involved as I’ve studied anatomy with dead human bodies and also worked with injured people. I like to think I’ve had a bit of a healthier relationship with the effects of violence on humans.

    Fisk400 , to technology in I asked leonardo.ai to generate an image of itself. This is what it gave me.

    The developers probably added a pretty detailed prompt to the backend that the AI uses whenever someone asks it to do this. If I was making an AI, I would not risk it spitting out something scary when given this prompt.

    PixelAlchemist ,

    Oh you mean Loab?

    leonardo_arachoo ,

    While cool, I am surprised this is considered noteworthy enough for an article. There’s so much experimentation constantly going on with these models, what makes this special? It’s more like the inspiration for a creepypasta.

    Just_Pizza_Crust ,

    I’m a pretty firm believer that Loab is a hoax “cryptid” due the unwillingness of the author to publish anything on the generation parameters. I think the author got one weird result from putting “Loab” in the negative prompt and then used img2img from there. Anyone who shows images of a “cryptid” they discovered but refuses to show proofs is untrustworthy in my opinion.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Hmm, seems like that’s everyone claiming to have found a cryptid.

    Weird.

    Maven ,
    @Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Well yeah, by definition. If they share proof, it ceases to be a cryptid and simply becomes a discovery.

    AceFuzzLord ,

    If I was in charge of one of these large AIs, I’d totally have it create the opposite of what OP got. I’d have it be some random eldritch horror creature any time anyone asks it to draw itself just for the fun of it.

    jscummy ,

    Find a way to pull the users camera feed and have it mimic their face for extra fun

    30mag ,

    If I was making an AI, I would not risk it spitting out something scary when given this prompt.

    Coward

    palordrolap , to linux in [TIP] Quickly benchmark commands using Perl

    See also: The shell's own times command (where available), and/or the external command time, which is the fore-runner of all of these.

    Those won't run a command a number of times or provide a pretty table like Perl's benchmarker will, but if you want to roll your own, those would be the place to start.

    (I'm a big fan of Perl, but know that not everyone's ready for it yet!)

    Grimble , to memes in Wealth shown to scale

    Unpopular opinion maybe but this is a great deal more important than rude Hexbear comments. Visit the site yourself and tell us we’re wrong.

    bernieecclestoned , (edited ) to memes in Wealth shown to scale

    Starts off with median income and then switches to wealth. These aren’t the same things.

    Edit. Lol, check out the idiot counter

    david ,

    You didn’t scroll as far as the “total earnings in your lifetime” and “total earnings of a doctor in their lifetime”, then, I take it.

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Total income is not wealth either.

    R00bot ,
    @R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Damn bro you got them good. Great contribution to the discussion. Thanks.

    bernieecclestoned ,

    The irony

    Viking_Hippie ,

    You’re not that bright, are you?

    Otherwise you might have known that repeating something that is blindingly obvious to everyone and also completely besides the point is not an effective counter-argument.

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Fuck off poor

    Viking_Hippie ,
    bernieecclestoned , (edited )

    Brilliant, such wit

    Viking_Hippie ,

    You really think you’re tough and right about anything, don’t you?

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3f18fbfd-c952-4748-955d-14ad42cab4e1.jpeg

    bernieecclestoned , (edited )

    You should be on stage with jokes like this

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/05838b40-34f6-44b3-bce1-820c8a74bed9.webp

    Preferably one with a trap door

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Still more clever than you ever will be and I don’t have to go on a cross-community scavenger hunt to find out 🤷

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Nothing says your smart like claiming to be smarter. Lol

    I just picked your first lame post, and I didn’t have to look far 🤡

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Never said I’m smart, just that I’m more clever than you are. I’m also faster than a garden snail and better at high jump than an elephant, doesn’t mean I’m training for the Olympics.

    Also, if you had been paying attention, you’d have noticed that it was posted in the Dad Jokes community for intentionally lame jokes and as such not a measure of me trying to be clever 🙄

    bernieecclestoned , (edited )

    Why do you think you’re smarter than me?

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I said more clever. You’d know the difference if you were smart 😉

    bernieecclestoned ,

    What’s your IQ?

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Dunno, haven’t measured it since I found out a couple decades ago that it’s not so much a useful tool for assessing intelligence as something invented by and for insecure people with very specialised knowledge to use as a combination status symbol and weapon 🤷

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Dunno, haven’t measured it since

    So what was it when you did lol?

    I got tested as a child, so no idea, but I’d guess the teachers were insecure and used specialised knowledge as a status symbol and weapon, LOL

    Why are you continuing to insult me by saying I’m stupider than you? Sounds pretty weak and insecure to me!

    Viking_Hippie ,

    teachers were insecure and used specialised knowledge as a status symbol and weapon, LOL

    In many cases, yeah. I’m generally very pro-teacher, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t any bad teachers out there stubbornly clinging to debunked systems 🤷

    Why are you continuing to insult me by saying I’m stupider than you?

    Because you keep asking for clarification as if I wasn’t being crystal clear the first time. I’m just having fun humouring you while also mocking you 🤷

    Sounds pretty weak and insecure to me!

    Your constant hounding me about whatever I could possibly mean by calling you neither smart nor clever? Yep, sure does.

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Mate, your first comment to me was an insult.

    So I’ll end it with the same.

    Peak Dunning Kruger effect

    Viking_Hippie ,

    An insult AND an explanation of why the insult was accurate.

    In contrast, your first comment to me was “fuck off poor”

    Peak Dunning Kruger effect

    Look, I found a picture of you!

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a534ae73-8e54-4a90-9ab7-b0f1d50fea91.jpeg

    bernieecclestoned ,

    You’re not that bright, are you?

    Otherwise you might have known that repeating something that is blindingly obvious to everyone and also completely besides the point is not an effective counter-argument.

    Lol, wealth and income are different things. Besides the point of what? They’re not the same, cretin.

    It wasn’t a counter argument, you fucking tool.

    But keep doubling down, it’s like inception with an idiot.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Lol, wealth and income are different things.

    Congratulations on stating the blindingly obvious a THIRD time, demonstrating that you’re incapable to learn from your mistakes.

    Besides the point of what? They’re not the same, cretin.

    They ARE intimately connected, though. According to everyone and everything except for US tax code written by and for the mega-rich themselves, wealth is a result of income, cretin.

    It wasn’t a counter argument

    What was it, then? What is your reason for repeatedly stating what everyone always knows, if not to support some kind of point against the fact that extreme wealth and income concentration is a problem?

    keep doubling down

    I’m not the one that keeps repeating the same blindingly obvious statement again and again, apparently hoping that it’s going to be super poignant or at least a tiny bit relevant to some secret point THIS time 🤦

    bernieecclestoned ,

    They ARE intimately connected, though. According to everyone and everything except for US tax code written by and for the mega-rich themselves, wealth is a result of income, cretin

    Lol. Exactly you fucking moron. So it’s already been taxed. So if I invest my taxed income to create wealth, which I’ll get taxed on again if I convert to income, or I die and then it’ll get taxed again. Somehow that’s bad?

    Just because you’re poor and want what others have doesnt make you superior and morally correct, it just makes you poor like the other 99.9%, and envious to boot. Lol! 🤡

    Lol, I can’t believe this is the point you condescendingly make over and over, yet don’t understand how wealth and income pay for all the public services… Twat.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    lots of pro-exploitation nonsense talking points given with the inverse confidence and knowledge levels of rich idiots and lickspittles everywhere

    🥱 We’re done here. If I wanted all of the stupidest right wing talking points yelled at me by someone very angry clearly compensating for something by claiming that every else is the idiot, I’d turn on Faux News 🙄

    bernieecclestoned ,

    U came at me bruv.

    Don’t like it, don’t start it.

    PS, no one who matters gives a shit about your 19th century ideology in the 21st.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I said we’re done here. If I had known you were THIS stupid, I’d never have engaged in the first place. There are tens of millions of idiots using the exact same garbage talking points, none of them worth my time.

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Engaged?? Is that what you call it?

    So it’s not just me, you’re an arsehole to everyone you disagree with?

    Got it

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Nope. What part of “we’re done here” is too difficult for you?

    Let me be more obvious: stop excreting words at me

    bernieecclestoned , (edited )

    Ah, one of those have to get the last word kind of people, GG

    Eheran ,

    Whooooosh.

    pthaloblue ,
    bernieecclestoned ,

    Sad cunts moaning that life isn’t fair is soooo edgy.

    theneverfox ,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    Yeah, it’s the lifetime theoretical reward for highly skilled work vs what someone has right now.

    You might think “that’s just on paper”, but cut it by 10 and it’s still a nonsensical comparison. The scale is insane

    It’s a moon base built ASAP. It’s build a floating country in the Atlantic the size of Delaware. It’s buy a prefab house for everyone in the US who is renting or homeless. It’s give everyone in the world a plane ticket to anywhere they want, round trip. It’s build a maglev train network across a continent. It’s wake up every day, go anywhere, and buy a new house at such an insane price the existing owner would agree to leave within the hour. It’s build something the scale of the Washington monument at every rest stop across the US

    These aren’t things that would use up the wealth, these are things individuals could do, then go on to live the most extravagant possible life. Sure, a lot of these things would require careful planning and take decades if you actually wanted to do them, but that’s the scale we’re looking at - it’s choose an issue and affect global change kind of money.

    Yeah, wealth, income, and lifetime projected income are all very different things, it’s apples and oranges. Except it’s more like a single apple against every orange ever eaten - the sheer difference in scale makes any comparison meaningless. Simply spending their wealth, in any way, would drastically change the lives of countless people for the better

    bernieecclestoned , (edited )

    If they spent their ‘wealth’ they’d have to convert their assets into cash, making it income, their wealth is shares in the companies they built. If they sold their shares the prices would tank

    Those companies employee millions of people who receive income and pay taxes on it

    A top band Amazon dev is earning 1m a year…

    sukhmel ,

    Regarding the last point: so it will take said dev just another 185 thousand years to get to Bezos level

    Regarding the first, there is a link to explanation about why this is not correct in the infographic

    bernieecclestoned ,

    They also get stock options regularly and dividends…plenty of people have started successful businesses after gaining sufficient wealth.

    So, if we convince billionaires to sell all of their company slowly it’ll all be fine? That’s your logic?

    A, why the fuck would they do that?

    B, the shareholders via the board make the decisions, you think they’ll be happy with a CEO who has no skin on the game? And would have to be compensated by fuck tons of cash, which would hurt the business

    sukhmel ,

    My logic is that not every “successful business” is worth billions. And maybe there’s sense in doing something with ones that are, like split them into several businesses that are not owned by a single person

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Definitely. Regulators with no teeth and revolving doors for those with power and influence are the real danger.

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    👞👅

    bernieecclestoned ,

    Lol, I’m just a pedant not a boot licker

    bi_tux ,
    @bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

    Do you realize, that that makes it even worse?

    bernieecclestoned , (edited )

    It’s just not comparing like with like.

    If you earn 10m over your lifetime, spend 3m on living, buy a house for 1m, pay 1m into a index linked pension you’d end up with wealth as well as income. I.e. > 10m

    That’s why it’s always important to compare like for like.

    Wealth is not income, income can create wealth. Wealth can create income, they are still not the same thing

    But seeing as this place has more than its fair share of tankies, I’m not surprised at the economic illiteracy on show.

    wombat , to memes in Wealth shown to scale

    we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror

    tallwookie , to lemmyshitpost in i wish
    @tallwookie@lemmy.world avatar

    lol Ted

    MindSkipperBro12 ,

    Ted is Dead

    June , to memes in Kids can be so crüêl

    I went to school with a Ben Dover. He tried to go by Benjamin but the little shits we were we wouldn’t let him.

    SonicBlue03 , (edited )

    I went to school with a Hugh Jardon my senior year.

    Spellinbee ,

    My brother went to school with a Ben Dover. As you can said, he was picked on a lot too.

    HelixDab2 , to lemmyshitpost in Am I actually in charge?

    This is more or less correct. Your brain makes decisions, your conscious mind creates rationalizations for why you did the things you did. The conscious, thinking part of you isn’t really in charge at all.

    CheeseNoodle ,

    That was a really interesting article, though the implication does seem to be that you do indeed make some decisions longterm but that all decisions in the moment are basically automatic and rationalized later. If I decide that today I’m building a table thats a genuine conscious decision but the building of the table up to and potentially even including its actual design are probably falling back on automatic mechanisms.

    Honestly doesn’t seem much different from muscle memory, riding a bike starts out as a very concious effort but ends up being automatic, it would make sense that thinking can be subject to a similar mechanism.

    don , to lemmyshitpost in Am I actually in charge?

    My cells are dumb terminals and I’m their virtual server.

    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    I have epilepsy so my brain gets DDOSed from time to time

    don ,

    Wow that’s a really apt analogy and I laughed way harder than I expected.

    figaro ,

    You should probably set up cloudflare or something for that.

    Lol for real though, my ex had a seizure disorder. It sucked. There was a medication that they had her use for a bit, but it honestly made her so high for hours that taking the medication was worse than her seizures, so she stopped.

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
    @KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

    GO BACK TO CHESS CLUB, NERD.

    don ,

    Seriously can you guys just leave me alone? Chess is really cool, and you’d find that out if you just tried it. Sportz is dumb anyway.

    MxM111 , to lemmyshitpost in Am I actually in charge?

    The most worrying thing is that this “you” who is in some kind of “charge” is just a figment of your imagination.

    dingleberry ,

    So I’m a countryball.

    MxM111 ,

    Or meat popsicle. But with hallucinations!

    KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
    @KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

    And since your cells are constantly dying and being replaced, you isn’t even you anymore.

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    That depends on your view of what we are, I do not believe we are pur bodies and my opinion on that is not up to debate of you want to argue with me on it

    figaro ,

    I like the buddhist idea that our consciousness is what governs our mind, and our mind governs the body. Through meditation, you can start to see from the perspective of your consciousness, and not just your mind.

    Is that what you are talking about?

    Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Am I actually in charge?
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    My cells better fall in line or I will drink a bottle of draino and mutually destroy us all.

    sature ,

    There’s that whole thing in “Dune” of “he who has the power to destroy a thing, rules that thing.” So yeah, we are in charge, even if we are fairly hands-off managers!

    lightnsfw ,

    Ah, so it’s my constant suicidal ideations that are why I don’t have any real health problems… It all makes sense now!

    Spliffman1 ,
    @Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

    M.A.D. works

    FARTYSHARTBLAST , to memes in Kids can be so crüêl
    @FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

    Is there a NotKenM magazine?

    Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk OP ,
    @Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’d love to find one

    FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
    @FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

    Same, that was one of my favorite subs.

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