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FlyingSquid , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Definitely #3.

I’m a sucker for Tony Randall.

Blackmist , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?

I realised the other day that’s who Loyd Grossman sounds like.

Fudoshin , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

That was the smart gremlin. Creased me up as a kid. The first film scared the shit out of me. This film made it all funny and he was one of the best bits!

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The absolute best bit was Phoebe Cates’ wild call-back to her strange/dark monologue in the original Gremlins about how she hated Christmas due to her dad’s horrific death.

It was so strange and out of place in the original Gremlins, it was great for them to satirize it in the sequel.

“Please…don’t mention Lincoln! Something terrible happened to me once on Lincoln’s birthday! I was six or seven, I had the day off from school. Mama let me go to the park - she made me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich… This man with a beard and a hat just like Abe Lincoln…I remember…oh god!”

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Apparently Joe Dante, the director of both Gremlins movie initially refused to make the second one. But after the studio gave him a lot of money and complete creative control, he agreed to make Gremlins 2. And with that creative control he decided to make it a parody of the first one because he didn’t really give a shit. And it was great!

brbposting , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?
doctorcrimson , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

I’ve seen like 5 posts about “AI BF/GF” today and it never ceases to surprise me how fucking easy it is to dupe people with these products, like holy shit humanity is fucked.

I’m always waiting for another ethical disaster trend to end but everybody is always in line for Mr Bonez Wild Ride.

FractalsInfinite ,

If all you need is a one sided conversation designed to make you feel better, LLM’s are great at concocting such “pep talks”. For some, that just might be enough to male it believable. The Turing test was cracked years ago, only now do we have access to things that can do that for free*.

butterflyattack ,

A pretty early chatbot called Eliza simulated a non-directive psychotherapist. It kind of feels like they’ve improved hugely but not really changed much.

doctorcrimson ,

Nah, bullshit, so far these LLM’s are as likely to insult or radicalize you as comfort you. That won’t ever be solved until AGI becomes commonplace, which won’t be for a long ass time. These products are failures at launch.

FractalsInfinite ,

… Have you tried any of the recent ones? As it stands chatGPT and Gemini are both built with guardrails strong enough to require custom inputs to jailbreak, with techniques such as Reinforcement learning from Human Feedback uses to lobotomize misconduct out of the AI’s.

doctorcrimson ,

HaVE yOu trIED iT bEfOrE? fOr SIMplE tAskS it SaVEs Me A lOt oF timE AT wOrK

JFC a skipping record plays right on queue whenever somebody speaks ill of the GPTs and LLMs.

Krauerking ,

It’s wild that people brag that it’s able to do essentially the same as copying and pasting someone else’s basic code but with only a few extra imagined errors sprinkled in for fun but that just makes it more useful for pretending you aren’t again lljust literally copying someone else’s stuff.

It’s a search engine that makes up 1/8 of all it says. But sure it’s super useful.

doctorcrimson ,

Sometimes it generates its own fake documentation when called out on a lie.

FractalsInfinite ,

… Don’t pull a strawman, all I said is that the AI’s designed to approximate human written text, do a good job at approximating human text.

This means you can use them to simulate a reddit thread or make a fake wikipedia page, or construct a set of responses to someone who wants comfort.

Next time, read what someone actually says, and respond to that.

doctorcrimson ,

Oh thanks, I really wanted to read another defence of an unethical product by some fanboy with no life. I’m so glad you managed to pick up on that based on my previous comments. I love it. You chose a great conversation to start here.

FractalsInfinite ,

The tech is great at pretending to be human. It is simply a next “word” (or phrase) predictor. It is not good at answering obscure questions, writing code or making a logical argument. It is good at simulating someone.

It is my experience that it approximates a human well, but it doesn’t get the details right (like truthness or reflecting objective reality), making it useless for essay writing, but great for stuff like character AI and other human simulations.

If you are right, give an actual Iogical response only capable by a human, as opposed to a generic ad hominem. I repeat my question, Have you actually used any of the GPT3 era models?

doctorcrimson ,

They forgot to put in the quit when they built this one. You should be in the porn industry.

FractalsInfinite ,

Indeed, I don’t think I can convince you at this point, so enjoy the touch of grass

Gabu ,

Is it really duping, though? The way I see it, most of these people are perfectly aware of what they’re doing.

doctorcrimson ,

It’s a very nuanced situation, but the people being sold these products and buying them are expecting a sentient robot lover. They’re getting another shitty chatbot that inevitably fails to meet bare minimum companionship standards such as not berating you.

There currently exists no ethical use of LLM AI. Your comment can be construed as defence of malicious people and actions.

Cethin ,

I’ve never met anyone who uses them, but I’m also not sure people actually think it’s sentient. I’m sure some do, but I’d assume the vast majority are just looking to have a conversation, and they don’t care if it’s with a person or a (pretty good) chat bot.

Also, there is a way to use it ethically. As the post mentions, run it locally and know what you’re doing with it. I don’t see any issues if you’re aware of what it is, just as I don’t see any issue using auto-correct or any other technology. We don’t need to go full Butlerian (yet).

Krauerking ,

Really? You don’t think anyone that uses these don’t think they are sentient?

Sure it’s not like the people designing these are prone to make-believing the AI for sentient too, right?

You are coming at this from your perspective which knows them to not be real. That’s not gonna be how the average moron thinks and there is more of them than you think. And they absolutely believe their is a tiny sentient brain somewhere in there that is alive. I’m all for people doing what makes them happy but also this is a loneliness confirming hole to get trapped in and absolutely opens doors to influence people through their imaginary friends that they think they can trust.

DogPeePoo , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

I can fix her

humorlessrepost ,

Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.

morrowind OP ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m too new to know too much about the underlying mechanics, but yes I find it very interesting, including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

I’m definitely biased because I love the language, but I think Go is a good place to start. The authors talk about the language design more than I’ve seen for other languages. The Go blog occasionally has posts like that but Russ Cox’s blog is the place to go for the gnarly details. Another good place is the proposals repo, e.g. the generics proposal. I also browse issues on GitHub and look for ones with interesting discussions.

including the syntax, which I know most nerds dismiss as superficial.

Syntax is mostly irrelevant as far as what is possible with a language, but it is a critical aspect of how easy/hard it is to use a language, and most critically how easy/hard it is to read code written in that language. IMO the only thing that’s more important than readability is whether the code works as intended.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

git checkout -b fix/her

lingh0e , to memes in Be wary my friends, for we are on the path to glory

I can’t wait to be one of the “I was part of the great Reddit migration” dudes when this lemmy stuff inevitably goes tits up in 15 years.

Jessica ,

Jokes on us because in 15 years all the instances alive right now will probably be dead and there will be no proof beyond an archive lol

cooltrainer_frank , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?

Obligatory Gremlins 2 Key and Peele skit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=x01l_jMhjVM

Varyk , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?

Also sexy yoda. She became self-aware of her own power and had to take herself out of the equation.

But there’s never been another Yoda similarly balanced in the force.

aiden , to memes in Exchange Valentine's cards

I don’t get it

fastandcurious ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

Me too, maybe money?

Gork ,

Prices for cards are kinda ridiculous. You’re lucky if you can find one for $1 any more. Most are around $4-5.

fastandcurious ,
@fastandcurious@lemmy.world avatar

Idk about valentine day but for everyother x-day, I (used to) always-just make a card myself, it’s not hard tbh and really I think a homemade card might should be appreciated more

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
Patches ,

You can print your own at home for like a nickel. They have designs all over the Internet.

Which I do for the very old people in my life who still like cards. Everyone else gets a text, time spent together, or nothing.

rifugee ,

Some people don’t attach value or sentimentality to $5 valentine’s day cards and would rather just spend time with their partner and spending time picking out a good card for each other can be fun. I personally like the funny ones so it can be fun to pick those out, show them to your partner, have a laugh together, and then put them back. The card brings the same amount of joy, but you don’t have to spend money or throw it away later.

WarmSoda ,

You don’t know what cards are?

SomeBoyo , to memes in Where midlife crisis Yoda is?

ketamine yoda

kriz , to lemmyshitpost in Am I still in time to jump on the Taylor Swift train... *ahem*... plane?

Always time for another swift meme. And if you are late just hop in the jet to catch up!

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I would normally be afraid to enjoy Taylor Swift’s Jet™ memes out of fear of being accused of misogyny, but my Swiftie relatives have already accused me of that simply because I don’t like her music. So bring 'em on!

PinkOwls , to lemmyshitpost in Am I still in time to jump on the Taylor Swift train... *ahem*... plane?

That’s not a dog, that’s a viper… which makes this a snake under a plane.

Viking_Hippie ,

I’m sick and tired of those tbh…

AtmaJnana ,

I first watched that movie while on a motherfucking plane.

peetabix ,
@peetabix@lemmy.world avatar

It wasn’t a Monday to Friday plane?

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, there’s actually no monkeys for the snakes to fight on those. Monkeys exclusively travel on weekends.

XTornado ,

But… It’s under…so it must be an underdog.

SpaceCowboy , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.

NaoPb ,

Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me “who are you” and “how did you get in here”.

0x2d , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

what the fuck is an ai girlfriend

npz , (edited )

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/519c49fe-2ce4-4b71-9be9-bf3ad15552fb.png

(for demonstration purposes only, please don’t think I’m like this)

Molten_Moron ,

Too late! That was too good to be your first go.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Wtf is up with the W’s?

webghost0101 ,

Its part of this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwu

Now you can follow the rabbithole further but that is a choice you have to make.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I get uwu, its ancient. But all the w’s instead of R’s?

veloxization ,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar
Frigid ,

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

mods_are_assholes ,

babytalk infantilism fetishized by the furry community.

AVincentInSpace ,

“Fetishized” is a very strong word, and I’d also hesitate to call a speech impediment “baby talk” – I’ve met grown adults who talk that way simply because they don’t know better

WldFyre ,

Aren’t you from a furry instance lol

LainTrain ,

Says the furry :)

AVincentInSpace , (edited )

Yunno, I really thought that in the two and a half decades since the advent of SomethingAwful, internet culture would have progressed to the point where people were willing to live and let live, instead of pointing and making fun of anyone who was “cringe”

EDIT: aaaand down vote and walk away. It’s like Reddit all over again. Well, good luck out there. Hope you find peace.

LainTrain ,

I up voted you. I was kind of tongue in cheek I don’t have anything against furries or whatever.

mods_are_assholes ,

You cannot comprehend how much I hate the fact that ‘UwU’ entered the public lexicon and I block the FUCK out of any degenerate that uses it.

BuryMyHorse ,

Block me harder daddy :3

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.

nxdefiant ,

I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke’s voice and it made it bearable.

CptEnder ,

I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism

SuddenDownpour ,

What I got from this is that you’re the bottom in this relationship.

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