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ICastFist , to nostupidquestions in why do peoples porn searches end up in All/Hot?
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Looks like a bunch of bot accounts, kbin.social mods should be warned

gon , to memes in Restricted Topics
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  1. Is this person’s child named really “Strairdrac The Netherwatcher”?
  2. Is Strairdrac even human?
  3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

esadatari ,

to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

sorebuttfromsitting ,

the child is… strange.

we’ve made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

Random Asshat: “the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!”

goddard_guryon ,
  1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
gon ,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

!!!

EvilEyedPanda ,

Crab people

Crab people

Taste like Crab, walk like people

ox0r , to memes in Please don't scare them!
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

nooooo my teaspoon measurements!

ryathal ,

It’s just prefixes, you can use decateaspoons if you want.

gutter564 , to memes in Please don't scare them!

Where are the metric units? All I see is prefixes explained

Mercival ,

My sibling in Satan, that’s the backbone of the metric system. Nobody said anything about units.

dmention7 ,

Gotcha, so we’re talking kilotons and microinches then?

Or is it actually the units that make the metric system scary to Americans?

soot_guy , to cat in Stages of a cat yawn

What happened in stage 4

Zed ,

Nobody talks about stage 4.

danielbln ,

Stage 4 is a howling feed-me-now-puny-hooman howl that escapes the blade hatch. Right before the mlem.

inspired ,

Time itself stopped in stage 4. All existence was unmade and remade. The cat who entered the yawn is not the same cat who emerged. This was done for the protection of reality from stage 3. Ask no further questions about stage 4 just be grateful.

Bebo ,

The Big Bang

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

What happened in stage 4

T̷̩̓ĥ̵̠̟̇ē̴̢ ̷̥̰͆̕ç̸͇̏ȁ̴͙ẗ̷͉͎́͝ ̸̦̬̐̾g̴̳̗̍́ǫ̷̪̀e̷̦̩̒ś̶̹ ̸̛̦̾b̸̡͎̌́e̷̳̋̒y̸̲̖̎ŏ̶̞̱̈́n̵̲͖̈́d̷͖͉̆ ̶̪͖̇c̴̦̓ỏ̷̪̭s̶̡͊ͅm̶̪̄̀i̶͖̣̒͗c̵̨̔́ ̸̱̀ḩ̴̬́ó̴̼r̸̝̍́r̵̹̭̊o̸̮̚ȓ̷̥.̶̦̠͂ ̴̢̓͗H̴̨̲̽ė̶͚̟͠ ̵̠̈́p̴̗͒͝ủ̵̪̉r̶̪̅̾r̵͔̓ş̷͔͂!̸̼͓̓̔ Z̷̰̅̀̎ă̶̛̭͐̉̌̉̽̓̃̔͋͗͛l̸̼͆̒̓̂̀̈́ģ̵̧̢̢̧͕̬̦͔̪̤̼̦̪͓̳̦̽̏̐͒o̴͍̲̺͈̭̲͉̊̒́̎͗͋̈́͛̅̐̓͌̍̉̔̚͝ͅ ̷̢͔͓̮͚͍̘̼͚̻̝̰̦̈́̏͒͛͗̏̇͋͆̌̚̚͝ͅṕ̴̡̧̢̗̠͙̜͖͙̜͉̍̊̍́̌̽͛͝u̴̡̢̦̟̝̗̗̲̫͇͚̖͓͔̅̾̑̈ͅȓ̷͙͈̥̤̘̲̹̮̩͉̲̈́͆̄͛̓̃͆̏̚ͅȑ̷̡̭̼̬̥͖̳͖̻̟̉̽͌̄̀͛͠͠͝ṡ̸̛̲̖͓̘͈̒̓͑̓͒̊̚͘ͅ!̸̢̥̣͖̯̝̮̼͚̟̩͑̇̒͌̓̑̉̋͜

maxcharacterlimit ,

Cathulhu

Eddie , to memes in It's so nice to see them all growing, but this is just the truth, sorry.

Tbh, I think this whole thing is being blown out of proportion. Part of FOSS and the internet in general is the ability to have choice over what you use and spend your time with. Just because Sync is out, doesn’t mean you can’t continue to use your FOSS apps. It just means that we now have an option for people who want to pay for a very polished experience.

lhamil64 ,

I agree. Considering the backlash at reddit for nixing third party apps, you’d think people would praise all the options for Lemmy.

Juno ,

The reason I’m on lemmy is I WANT to use weird apps and see different things programmers do. It’s like the post is telling me just get taco bell when there’s a dude selling Mexican grandma style enchiladas out of a food truck and I can go over that corner restaurant and get some fire chimmi-chanagas.

I like weird stuff. So what about it? God damned people pushing some vanilla boring shit.

Eddie ,

Just ignore them? I don’t see your point here at all. If you don’t want to eat Taco bell, don’t eat it???

Juno ,

Right, I’m on a third lemmy app, just saying my 2cents. What’s the problem exactly ?

Gleddified , to lemmyshitpost in Look guys! There's a Lemmy version of r/place happening!

“My god, its full of bronies”

pelotron ,
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar

Mother of God…

danc4498 , to cat in Stages of a cat yawn

Smells like salmon

LaggySnake , to lemmyshitpost in Look guys! There's a Lemmy version of r/place happening!
@LaggySnake@lemmy.world avatar

when/where is the void starting, boys?

tja , to linux_gaming in Linux Desktop Share keeps increasing, 3.13% now. Narrowing the gap to ChromeOs 3.24%
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar
Perroboc ,

Great article! Deserves its own post

expatriado , to lemmyshitpost in Look guys! There's a Lemmy version of r/place happening!

i see you cropped in the best part

Sharpiemarker , to memes in Happened twice already

Degenerate furries

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Cope.

Sharpiemarker ,

K.

easy button noises

krakenfury , to memes in Restricted Topics

Is this a joke about rust?

Rooty , to lemmyshitpost in Look guys! There's a Lemmy version of r/place happening!

That’s, uh, a lot of pone.

ApathyTree , to memes in C’mon, Do Something
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The best part is adding that first comment and seeing it explode after.

(Explode being a very very relative term in this case 😜)

player2 , (edited )

It’s fun to actually have interaction and visibility here. On Reddit my comments were usually permanently buried at the bottom by the time I saw a post.

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