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verity_kindle ,

Glockatoo has the most versatility for comfortable every day carry.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

I assume these pair with each other? If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?

Otherwise, Glockatoo, since Glocktopus probably has shitty aim and Glockadile will have trouble with weapon elevation.

Glocktopus would be the most fun to watch, though, hands/tenticles-down.

hydroptic OP ,

If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?

Or is there even a winner?

CanadaPlus ,

On this glorious day, we all lose.

If nonexistance is counted as anything but a loss, it’s the best choice. Glock Ness Monster makes the most modern nuclear subs seem obvious and unsurvivable by comparison.

hydroptic OP ,

And I wouldn’t discount the mystery, either

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown ,

I take the pack of Kimber wolves.

conditional_soup ,

Blockatiel

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GBU_28 ,

Drone warfare is king, birds are drones, glockatoo is best.

Wogi ,

If I’m fighting against it, Glock ness monster. If it’s fighting for me, gloctopus.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

Glocktopus.

None of the other creatures have 8 Glocks.

FreshLight ,

Very good point! I also like the “Sees you in a while” perk the Glockodile has, though. Something that’s alive for quite some time may know some secrets.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

If it sees you in a while, then he probably isn’t very good at dropping his targets.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

True, but it’s slow on land, ordinary rounds only work on land, and it doesn’t voluntarily control it’s arms to aim. Honestly that seems more like a grenade on a roomba for most combat purposes.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

A grenade on a Roomba is exactly what the founding fathers intended all citizens of the United States to have.

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