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Tippon , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.

They don’t shove them to the side, they put the new kidney in the front 👍

TheBat , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.
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There goes my plan to eat mine

FlyingSquid ,
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Just tell them you have the fava beans and Chianti ready.

frank , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.

Not really related, but of a similar vein:

A buddy of mine is an ER surgeon in a rough city in the US. Says that they usually don’t take out bullets from people, just leave them unless they’re causing a problem specifically. It blows my mind that the human body is just fine with it

baldingpudenda ,

The body:
the hell is this?

Checks it out

Well I’m not dealing with it. I’m just gonna mark/wall it off.

JohnDClay ,

Would they not be able to go through metal detectors or get MRIs? And is lead poisoning not an issue? Maybe getting it out is more risky, but it seems like there’d be downsides.

JovialMicrobial ,

Iirc lead poisoning isn’t much of an issue because your body encapsulates it, preventing the body from absorbing it.

Metal detectors are a non issue. My dad has several pieces of metal in his spine from surgeries. He occasionally sets off metal detectors, but it’s never been a huge issue with security. It’s more common than you think. People have metal plates, screws and general hardware put it surgically for a variety of reasons. It’s fairly common.

AFC1886VCC ,

Humans are so metal (with a little bit of surgery)

Nurse_Robot , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.

If I have any take-aways from nursing school, it’s that kidneys are fucking bullies. Your kidneys will demand blood even if it means starving your brain; kidneys above all else. Selfish bastards

southsamurai , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.
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Yup, it blew my mind when I first learned about it.

Back in high school, I did a kind of medical jobs class that supposedly prepped us for entry into medical training, to help decide if or was right for us, and which fields we might go into. There was more than that, but that was the basic idea.

The last year of the class was going out and playing tag-along on various jobs. Nursing, radiology, pathology, dentistry, whatever.

One of the things we got to go to was a transplant unit. Finding out that kidneys (usually) stay in was kinda crazy because the obvious thing is that they’re diseased, maybe dying, so why would you leave them in, wouldn’t that cause trouble down the road?

Blew all our little minds lol

Snowclone ,

Afaik it’s a situation where the less things you have to do the better, even if the only benifit is shortening the length of surgery by minute or more, it’s probably saving lives leaving it in as a protocol.

southsamurai ,
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Pretty much, that’s the explanation given back then.

Iirc it was phrased more that the risks of complications from removing the less healthy ones and all the blood supply issues that go with that complicat e the surgery in both time and possible unwanted outcomes. So damn near exactly what you said :)

There’s times it has to be done, but to the best of my knowledge, the majority of cases, the kidneys aren’t doing anything bad, they’re just not working right.

imaqtpie , (edited ) to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.
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You gotta be kidneying me

Plopp ,

I know what you bean.

(sorry I have a cold)

hperrin , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.

“And such plentiful organs!”

aport ,

I AM ZIM!

TedZanzibar ,

Came here to post this and you beat me by 8 hours.

webghost0101 , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.

They dont explain it though.

I presume the kidneys dies out on its own and the cells get recycled by the body?

Brkdncr ,

Nah, it’s still there just not doing anything. If it’s not infected or anything wrong beside it being lazy there’s no need to remove it.

ipha ,

Removing it is more traumatic to the body, so they just leave it in.

Plopp ,

I wonder how they found that out.

  • Hey Nick, where did you put the old kidney I can’t see it anywhere?

  • Uh-oh… It’s… I’m sure it’s fine, listen I have to run to a meeting, just keep an eye on this patient.

Nougat ,

If they took it out, it would leave a big cavity that they would have to fill with beans.

ComicalMayhem ,

mmm Beans

EpicMuch ,

one large mean green kidney bean??

threelonmusketeers ,

If they filled the space with kidney beans, then they’d have even more kidneys!

jelloeater85 ,
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Oh no, we’re not starting that shit again!

tyrant ,

Why are you red?

Blaster_M ,

red sus

Lucidlethargy ,

Yeah, but if you get the right beans type, it can form a new kidney and then you’ll have two kidneys again after the transplant. If you get it wrong, then there’s a chance of rejection, though. So most doctors don’t use beans.

cactusupyourbutt ,

you mean dry ramen, right?

Tylerdurdon ,

You can never have too many kidneys.

noodlejetski ,

they don’t completely disappear, but they do die and shrivel up.

hellfire103 ,

It’s more that there’s a higher risk of complications if they remove the old kidneys. However, they do start taking them out if you’ve had more than two transplants.

Sanctus , to til in TIL When a person receives a kidney transplant they don’t take out the old kidneys, they just shove em to the side and leave em in there.
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What the fuck

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