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Corno , to asklemmy in What is an achievement in life that you're proud of?

I’ve talked two people out of killing themselves.

gregor ,

Whoa, good job. You seem like a great person for even taking that risk!

cheese_greater ,

What kind of situations led them to that place and what do you think the solutions were respectively?

Corno ,

In both cases the conversations took place via texts and calls. First occasion was a friend who was being harassed and had a bunch of other not-so-great things happening in their life and they turned to me, telling me that they had the means of killing themselves right next to them. They were being harassed over an aspect of their physical appearance. I told them not to do it, because with every interaction I had with them, they were always so nice, which left an impression on me, and the opinions of anyone so vile as to harass someone for their appearance is not worth even considering. I said more than that, the conversation went on for quite a long time and then it gradually turned into more casual talk and then “see you tomorrow” at school.

Second occasion was a friend who was going through problems with a relationship. I often ask my friends how they’re doing as kind of a habit, so this time they said they weren’t doing well, and told me about how they felt. They didn’t have a family who would listen so I was just there for them, listened to them and offered my input telling them things would get better, giving them some advice on what I’d say or do in that situation, and if they ever needed someone to talk or game with I’d always be there for them. They’re doing well now!

lefixxx , to games in How to decide what kind of controller one should purchase?

I refuse to buy anything without hall effect sticks. So that’s limiting enough.

BlindFrog ,

Which one(s) have you got? Do you like them?

tmjaea , to linuxmemes in type the distro you use and is and let your keyboard finish it

Pop!_OS and I have a question for you to come over and get me a new one

owenfromcanada , to games in Does AAAA just mean awful triple A games now?
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gonna release a AAAAA game. It’ll cost $95 and when you install it, it’ll just be a romhack of Super Mario World changing all the enemy sprites into butts. There’ll be a link to file complaints that just points to a terrible image made in ms paint that says “lol f u”.

My stock prices gonna hit the moon.

Mesophar ,

I’ll only support this if I can pre-order it for double the price, and have an option at launch to pay an additional $50 to make the butt sprites into dickbutt instead

glitches_brew ,

I’ll pay triple if I can play it 25 minutes before anyone else has access.

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

The $50 dickbutt DLC isn’t scheduled to be released until a month after the launch, but for an extra $70 you can get the limited edition collectors edition at launch, that comes with a cheaply made Mario-with-a-butt-instead-of-a-head limited edition figurine.

And for $40 you can also purchase the “getting started” pack–that includes a save file where we beat the game, so you don’t even have to play it. Your name, email address, and SSN will be on our first-to-finish list!

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

What about us whales? Can i pay triple and have a digital art book and a poorly painted plastic dickbutt figurine?

Exusia , (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And for $70 more you can play it 2 days early! For why? No fucking reason other than to flex! Gotta flex on those poors by getting it earlier than them amirite?? This ensures you will be invested in our product from the very start and you are the type of person who we can do no wrong.

And for $30 there’s 2 extra skins that are just the worst looking piles of shit. But again if you don’t have them how will you flex on the poors? This is lumped in with the earlier assurance that we can do no wrong in your eyes.

And the battle pass is $10 - every 30 days. It has nothing of value except at tier 150, which is a new flagrantly pay to win weapon. This ensures we own your time, every month.

But also we didn’t finish the game, instead we released a roadmap. We will scrap this roadmap a week and a half after the disastrous launch because the game sucks so my donkey dick we cannot possibly add content to the absolute bugfest of a game. This is an abuse of loyalty to our brand, but you’ve stated you don’t care as long as you get to play it.

Now that the game is out for a month, we’ve added a cash shop. This flies in the face of regulation on the box not indicating gambling elements, but fuck those stooges standing in the way of our profits! We can make a new box with the proper markings on them in a month. Surely you would like to buy a sword skin or character skin beyond looking like normal Mario right? Also there will be at least 1 skin that blends in with the background a little too well and attracts p2w allegations for the multiplayer mode. We don’t care and neither do you because you will buy it. You wanna be a winner right?

We noticed you’re already level 8, congratulations! We halved level reward drops, but increased rarity of those items by 30% but from here on we tripled enemy hp at every 10 levels to make sure the game is a slog, so you buy overpowered shit from the shop and battle pass.

You reached level 10 in only 5 hours? That’s amazing! How about a XP Booster? Like the above we actually made progression become ungodly slow after level 10 unless you pay us $35 for an XP booster - in a single player game. We will make sure this pops up every time you level up to remind you we intentionally slowed progression so you make this purchase.

Also we can’t help but notice you picked up a Fancy Locked Box. You can divert from the main quest to grind the crafting materials and it will take 6 hours to craft, OR you can buy a key for ONLY $5! This will pop up EVERY time you pick up a Locked Box with the option to go to the shop, and be SUPER disruptive, to get you to cave.

And lastly, a “donate” button on the main menu where you just give us money for nothing, because at this point why not right?

pruwybn ,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This comment is more effort than the person you’re responding to was going to put into the game.

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

But not more effort than management put into ruining a game

Wahots ,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Don’t forget the meta where a new paid DLC weapon is super unbalanced and great for two weeks until the devs nerf it into the ground and everyone goes back to the default weapons that are just ok.

Anonymouse , to asklemmy in Why are politicians doing nothing for first time home buyers?

This has been happening for a while. Most starter homes in the US are townhomes, detached townhomes or small single family homes in a denser neighborhood. Through the years, the building code has changed bit by bit to make those homes unaffordable. It’s similar to how you can pay half the price for a car in Mexico; there are much less mandated safety features. In houses, there are new energy codes (good for the environment) additional safety features like fire sprinklers and other similar things. Additionally, labor is more expensive, appliances and building materials are more expansive.

On the other side, you have people who have lived in their house for decades. The house (actually land) value has increased steadily and maybe they’ve kept it up, remodeling or putting in an addition. Now their kids are all moved out, they’ve retired and they’re ready to downsize, but the house they bought so long ago has appreciated and selling it to downsize would trigger a huge tax event on the appreciated value. They’re better off (financially) to keep it, pushing new buyers to look elsewhere.

It’s a complex problem intermixed with policy and also all the corporations mentioned elsewhere who have learned to profit from the broken system.

falseprophet , to linuxmemes in type the distro you use and is and let your keyboard finish it

Kde neon is the best thing to do with the dentist and the other one is the one that is good.

😂

RizzRustbolt , to lemmyshitpost in rizztastic

I’ll be the judge of that.

TimeSquirrel , to linuxmemes in type the distro you use and is and let your keyboard finish it
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org avatar

Debian isn't a meme but it's a good thing that you now have a lot of work to do.

HottieAutie , to lemmyshitpost in Wise words

I want a shitty made-up quotes community. I don’t want to moderate one, so I request that someone please make it and bump me with a link 😁

Maven OP ,

For political ones there’s !toiletpaperusa

PumpkinSkink ,

Low Quality Facts, the account that made this has a lot of these kinds of made up quotes. mstdn.social/

Maven OP ,

I made a community for low quality facts (the account that originally posted this and similar media) and fake celebrity quotes falls under this community: !lowqualityfacts

NONE_dc , to showerthoughts in If there are dog days, why aren't there cat days?
@NONE_dc@lemmy.world avatar

Every day is Cat days if you’re lazy enough.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t stopped shitting for the last… checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut

atro_city , (edited ) to games in Does AAAA just mean awful triple A games now?

We need a new way to symbolise a good game like QQQ for Quality Quality Quality or something. AAA just means unfinished mess that cost a lot which you pay extra for.

VonReposti ,

Awful Awful Awful Awful

Ephera ,

The closest approximation we currently have (and likely will ever have) are game ratings…

schwim , to linux in Is Linux As Good As We Think It Is?

Like anything else, can be, depending on your needs.

Telorand , to linux in Is Linux As Good As We Think It Is?

But that aside, do we give Linux too much benefit of the doubt relative to the “things that just work”.

No, I don’t think so. There should be an expected difference between Windows (for example) and Linux as far as “it just works” goes, simply by virtue of the fact that one is actively developed by a company with eleventy-bajillion dollars and the other is developed by lots of hobbyists and a handful of profitable companies.

If Windows doesn’t work, it’s not unreasonable to expect that it should. If Linux doesn’t work, it is unreasonable to expect that it always will.

arandomthought ,

Additionally much software (and hardware even more) primarely targets windows as a platform. The way printers mostly "just work"™ on Linux still amazes me, because printer vendors have all the incentives to make their stuff work for the most used platform, which sadly isn’t Linux right now.

Telorand ,

And let’s not forget that printer vendors historically bungle even that much. That they work at all on Linux is a testament to the various Linux devs.

Hawke ,

Also a testament to how much of a benefit it is when the vendors just get out of the way and don’t feel the need to add their own Special Sauce^TM^ to the drivers.

narc0tic_bird ,

To be fair, a big portion of the work that goes into Linux (at least the kernel) is done by paid developers working for big corporations.

Telorand ,

That’s true, it’s not just hobbyists. I meant that the paid effort is relatively small potatoes compared to giant companies like MS.

BennyCHill ,
@BennyCHill@hexbear.net avatar

Pls stop giving billion dollar corporations so much credit.

The difference comes from windows dominant (home pc) market position meaning that almost all software and hardware is specifically made to work with it, with even things that officially support linux being afterthoughts.

bataklik , to linux in Is Linux As Good As We Think It Is?

Exactly. I give more credits to linux, and it deserves this. I like your garden metaphor, yes my linux pc is like my garden and linux behaves to be, unlike windows.

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