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ChicoSuave , to asklemmy in people who deliver or install things to people 's houses. what kind of odd things have you seen?

Weirdest thing I’ve seen was a house that had no books. It was surreal that there was a TV in each room, even small ones mounted in the bathrooms, but not a single book in the house. Mister was a bus driver, wife was some kind of a school administrator. But not a single written word anywhere under that roof that wasn’t on a label. It made me sad for the kids.

Grossest was a guy’s computer was misbehaving and I showed up to fix it. Every single icon and image was porn. Every. Single. One. The background was a rotating slideshow of various porn images. The worst part was when I felt the mouse was sticky, I got up to wash my hands and the faux leather chair was sticky too. Everything around the porn computer was sticky. It was honestly too much and I took an early lunch, called my boss that I wasn’t feeling well, and explained I wasn’t going to work on that computer. My boss was mad at first, came out to finish the job, and then added the guy to the fired customer list. Fuck that house. It also smelled weird. Like off fruit. And I can never forget that call. Nice neighborhood, great house, nice yard - absolutely disgusting person behind it all.

Deestan , to games in Do you prefer RTS or Turn based tactics

A bit of both! RTS games are fun as practice-repeat challenges when I have enough free time to game while I have a bit of energy. Turn based are good any time. :)

franklin , to games in Do you prefer RTS or Turn based tactics
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I love both but online has to be RTS, I cannot handle the downtime of other people’s turns

ResoluteCatnap , to piracy in Adobe stole my creative suite

This happened to me last year. Bought a cs4 and cs5 design suites back when they came out. Only ever used on one computer. When i unauthorized my computer and moved it to a new one they wouldn’t authorize it and demanded proof of purchase. I showed those fuckers a paper receipt from 10-15 years ago. They wouldn’t accept it and required additional information to verify i was authorized to purchase the software at the discounted price from an authorized retailer. It took several back and forth before they issued a new cd key instead of reactivating mine.

I suspect the cdkeys were cracked at some point and i just had the unfortunate luck of mine being abused. Would be nice if they didn’t require online authentication for a product i legitimately own though. If they are going to require online authentication then they need a more secure way of generating their cd keys.

Natanael ,

I have a lifetime license from another company that got deactivated for similar reasons, and support is useless because they demand information I wasn’t given when buying it from them directly

almost1337 , to games in Do you prefer RTS or Turn based tactics

Turn based is my jams, though I have been known to enjoy some Total Annihilation and Supreme Commander in my time.

just_another_person , to retrogaming in Does anyone know of a Linux-based or playable via emulator/wine of the NES Rygar?

Any NES that runs on Linux works. I play this game every so often, actually. Just install Retroarch to make it easy.

AndrewZabar OP ,

Yeah looks to be the ideal way. I have numerous laptops available I wanna make one my retro machine.

pigup , to science_memes in Boopable

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mjhelto , to lemmyshitpost in Stretching

That’s enough Internet for today!

Maultasche , to lemmyshitpost in Stretching
MangoPenguin , to linux in What is the Windows Equivalent of Popular Linux apps?
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Windows comes with pretty good tools for these already.

  1. Game Bar can do this and is built in, or ShareX for short clips
  2. Snipping tool is pretty full featured and built in. ShareX is also good.
  3. Windows handles ZIP natively.
Nuke_the_whales , to lemmyshitpost in Stretching

Wouldn’t it be too sensitive to fuck with?

Mouselemming ,

Well she’d probably accelerate up to teenage-boy initial orgasm speed, but because she’s a woman she could just keep going until she’s had enough of them. And presumably the nerve endings would be more dispersed due to stretching.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Presumably the nerves wouldn’t multiply and they’d be spread out, creating a faux penis in a process that wasn’t entirely dissimilar from evolution’s.

Track_Shovel OP ,

female hyenas would like to know your location

Track_Shovel OP ,

My wife tells me I’m to sensitive to fuck with.

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barsquid , to nostupidquestions in Has anyone here ever been permanently banned from reddit? If so, is there any way to get unbanned?

I got banned for saying I’d be fine with it if Joe Biden executed Nazis. IDK about getting unbanned, I realized I don’t want to help far-right psychopaths collect AI training corpus material and ad revenue.

Philote , to asklemmy in Is there a word for “word or phrase that is fun to say”?

Wouldn’t it be a catch phrase?

ProstheticBrain , to asklemmy in Anyone have any thoughts or experiences with using a sign language as someone with eye contact avoidance?

Does it have to be sign? What about a chat app?

yesman , to science_memes in Horseshoe Crab Tags

Horseshoe crabs are vexing. We capture millions for their blood (useful for testing the purity of phama). There are alternatives, but biologist worry that the animals will suffer more if they become useless to humans.

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