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aviation_hydrated , to asklemmy in Would you wear a body cam at work?

Suggestions to buy bodycams that aren’t WiFi/Bluetooth?

Drunemeton , to asklemmy in people who deliver or install things to people 's houses. what kind of odd things have you seen?
@Drunemeton@lemmy.world avatar

NSFW INCOMING…

Tap for spoilerI once saw a boner! Was delivering pizza and after knocking on the door, and no one answered, I took a few steps back and looked around to see if anyone was at home. I saw two people on the couch in the living room, naked, face to face. Well fuck! They’re home, but busy, and if I leave we lose a sale. So I knock again, a but louder. Door opens a he’s standing there in the buck with a wet, raging, erection. I can smell the sex on him. “Yeah!?” he says… Now I’m there, in uniform, holding a pizza delivery bag, and my running car is behind me with a big ol’ corporate pizza logo lit up. “You ordered a pizza?” “Oh yeah, right!” He hold out his hands. “That’ll be $18…” He looks confused. “You have to pay for the food sir…” Light bulb goes off. Weed smoke starts wafting out the door. He looks down, laughs to himself and just turns around and walks away. Leaving the door open. I hope he’s going to find his wallet, so I stay there. A few minutes later he returns to the open door, smelling strongly of weed and pussy, his dick now dripping wet. He hands me a $20, and waits for his change.

mosiacmango ,

“And waits for his change.”

Haha of course.

velox_vulnus ,

What a thoughtful guy, the bill might’ve slipped from your hands, so he applied an organic adhesive. Hope in humanity restored.

CanadaPlus ,

According to r*ddit, naked guys happen semi-often if you deliver pizza. This is kind of next level, though.

I did get an obvious booty call once when I was going door-to-door, although the guy kind of tried to hide behind the couch in the background.

Meltrax , to asklemmy in if you are a nurse or know nurses, do you / they feel sore after each shift?

My girlfriend is a nurse. 7-7 shifts, days and nights, it alternates.

She’s gotten used to it, isn’t sore from the work anymore. Make sure you have good shoes. Do some research, ask your coworkers - having the right shoes makes a big difference when you’re on your feet for 13-14 hours straight. Add some electrolytes to your water bottle. Doesn’t need to be high in sugar unless you also aren’t eating much too. Moving and standing and being active all day takes energy and hydration. Having some simple electrolytes and enough calories will also make a huge difference in how you feel at the end of the day. You’re basically on a 12 hour hike every shift.

dis_honestfamiliar , to showerthoughts in diarrhea is so exhausting.

A better thought be: what a workout.

Albbi ,

Every day is anus day.

Meltrax , to android in FOSS Spotify client that isn't Spotube?

xmanagerapp.com

Shh

Sendpicsofsandwiches , to lemmyshitpost in Boxing
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

The shrimp used “ultraviolence”. It’s super effective!

verdantbanana , to lemmyshitpost in Stretching
@verdantbanana@lemmy.world avatar

hells yes think she could

Track_Shovel OP ,

I should call her

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I should ask her how it’s hanging

AntiOutsideAktion , to science_memes in Strength
@AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net avatar

What an asshole putting that obnoxious watermark on a picture he didn’t take

fossphi ,

Indeed, it’s a really wonderful photo otherwise

yuli ,
@yuli@hexbear.net avatar

tiktok automatically watermarks it when u save a pic from a slideshow

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Oh, so they’re the assholes.

AernaLingus ,

Here’s an insta of an actual Japanese wildlife photographer chock-full of great photos of this bird (among others)

Barx , to asklemmy in Would you wear a body cam at work?

The company you work for is not your friend. If it is their body can they will use it to their benefit. Any benefit you receive will be incidental or simply part if their propaganda to get you to wear it for them.

It will be used, primarily, to surveil employees. They will track your habits and ensure you are aware that every single thing you do for your shift is something your boss or their boss or their boss can come back to you with and reprimand you for. They will try to set performance targets that can be compared to your videos so they can tell you what an algorithm or a petty middle manager says you are doing wrong. Too much time helping a customer. You’re not folding clothes fast enough. Walk faster. No sitting. They will set keywords. Union. Break. Curse words. Your bosses’ names. They might not even review these things. The intimidation is enough. Maybe you’ll get new policies. See that black guy? Follow him. Get video. The algorithm said to do it so it can’t be racist. We’ll pass it along to the cops.

Companies wouldn’t pay for it if they didn’t see a business angle and the obvious ones are control over employees and being able to use more video for “liability” defense.

P1nkman , to patientgamers in What have you been playing this week?

The Last of Us Part 2 - what a RIDE!

ChicoSuave , to showerthoughts in Conservative Pundits, money didn't make them happy so they convince people who do need money that it wouldn't make them happy either

Conservatives act like crabs in a bucket. If one gets money they will try to stop others from getting it so that they will have as much as possible. The mindset is that to be valuable, to be useful, you must have a purpose as no one can exist without purpose and we are all here for a reason. Being rich shows you are valuable and important.

Conservative pundits are the hype men. They are themselves unable to live their fullest potential but they can cling to people who have and by extension prosper like them. Pundits don’t tell their own story, they don’t talk about their own path because it would invite competition. Conservatives hate competition. Not that they don’t think it should exist; competition is what proves strength and ability, it shows success. But they hate having to try so hard all the time and will actively work to stymy others. Conservatives are like crabs in the bucket - if one crab escaped and then stuck around the edge to knock other back down.

If you are hearing a message of “money sucks, don’t try” then it’s part of a broader effort to make folks not have money and this is he messaging for them to accept the arrangement.

Krauerking OP ,

Yeah I often think of the rich as large plants given space to grow with an ecosystem the flourishes by growing around its core or in the shade of their influence.

But the pundits seem to cling to the outside barely being allowed anything but kept around because it brings pollinators that the main stalk needs but can’t attract themselves if anyone realized just how uncontrollably they have grown.

It just seems miserable right?

LastoftheDinosaurs , to lemmyshitpost in Late for work
@LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com avatar

10+ years of this and never regretted it. Need to use a vape pen when in the office. Synthetic urine exists.

ggppjj ,

Synthetic urine exists.

Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.

SidewaysHighways ,

But it’s still sterile though, and I like the taste

ggppjj ,

But it’s still sterile though

Not the way I use it, it’s not.

pigup ,

NECESSARY?

activ8r ,
tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

LastoftheDinosaurs ,
@LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com avatar

You might have a normally functioning brain, though. This is essentially a self-medicating starter pack for people with ADHD.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , (edited )

Drinking coffee all day then smoking some weed at night is so much better than drinking coffee all day and then drinking alcohol. This works better for me than any cocktail of adhd medication I’ve ever had or been prescribed. It’ll be a sad day when they finally get delta hemp banned.

LastoftheDinosaurs ,
@LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com avatar

Yeah, I agree with that 100%. I need to try smoking only at night and see how that goes.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also living places without draconian laws also exists

LastoftheDinosaurs ,
@LastoftheDinosaurs@reddthat.com avatar

I completely forgot there were alternatives to this.

dumpster_dove , to science_memes in this one goes out to the urban planning nerds
@dumpster_dove@hexbear.net avatar

“All according to toshi keikaku”

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

bjoern_tantau , to science_memes in Isopods
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

We’ll play ball!

Vampire , to science_memes in What pride flag is that?
@Vampire@hexbear.net avatar

So what is it?

My guess is something about oceans.

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t recognize is specifically, but it looks like a chart of relative temperatures and mixing currents between the ocean surface, themocline, and dead zone.

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