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ssm , to asklemmy in What's an immediate turn off in a person?
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Short list of obvious ones:

  • Haven’t binge watched all of skibidi toilet in one sitting
  • Uses Windows MacOS iOS or Android
  • Wipes after shitting / No shitbucket
  • Thinks git is github
  • Haven’t memorized all of the ANSI X3.159-1989 C standard
CanadaPlus ,

iOS or Android

Soo, what then? Are Windows phones still a thing? Even Copperhead or Lineage are Android forks. Based on my PinePhone that one’s not really ready for primetime.

velvetThunder ,

Even if they were. Windows is on the list of turnoff OS. Just use a flip phone for calls and a raspberry pi with the raspberry screen for scrolling through lemmy. Now i am imagining someone writing an essay in a Starbucks with a raspberry a propped up screen an a little keyboard.

CanadaPlus ,

That would immediately identify them as based, it’s true.

srecko ,

I think shitbucket covers that category too.

ssm ,
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Only carrier pidgeons allowed

CanadaPlus ,

Good old RFC 2549/1149.

olafurp ,

Linux phone is the only real acceptable option. Just not Ubuntu touch begause of Ubuntu

philpo ,

Self compiled Linux distribution for a phone you soldered together yourself - what else?

I hate that you people are even allowed on the internet.

  • Send from a PDP11- </S>
AlexisFR ,
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They are joking.

fr_mg , to linux in Gantt in linux

Planner does Gantt charts, graphical ui.

RandomStickman , to pcgaming in Which game made you realize PC was superior platform to Console (or/and viceversa)?
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

STALKER games because of mods

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

He looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.

Lost_My_Mind ,

…ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.

SpaceNoodle ,

They got a zoo in your town?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think I like where this is going…

SpaceNoodle ,

… To the zoo?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’s way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠

SpaceNoodle ,

It’s giraffe pussy, why do you think that’s hot?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Any hole is a goal.

Branch_Ranch ,

You’re gunna need a ladder!

EurekaStockade ,

They kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(

SpaceNoodle ,

Binoculars, buddy.

QuantumSparkles ,

It got bad enough they had to put up signs

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ask and you shall receive:

NSFW, but not pornographicClick here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!

idiomaddict ,

Did she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant

AlligatorBlizzard ,

I’m not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?

idiomaddict ,

I’m very grossed out after looking it up, but I can’t tell and I don’t want to watch it again, tbh.

thermal_shock ,

black lips to match the tongue

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

Joe Rogan, is that you?

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

The bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway

dandelion , to science_memes in Ladt book that made you cry.
@dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

OK, but really - what was the last book that made you cry?

fossilesque OP ,
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Blxter , to pcgaming in Which game made you realize PC was superior platform to Console (or/and viceversa)?
@Blxter@lemmy.zip avatar

R6 Siege made me want a PC way back. Stayed ever since

rglullis , to fediverse in What do you want to have in a Lemmy instance?
@rglullis@communick.news avatar
  • Proof of Humanity. There is some work about using Zero Knowledge Proofs as a way to be able to indicate that the owner of a key can also prove ownership of another set of credentials without having to reveal these credentials to third parties. This would allow us to really get rid of bots and sockpuppets.
  • The ability for users to bring their own cryptographic keys and actor id. This way even if a server goes down people could port their whole account over to a different server.
  • Multi-protocol federation.
  • Get rid of downvotes/upvotes and replace it with multi-dimensional scoring/ranking system.
  • User-defined sorting/ranking. I do not want to completely block people, but I do wish to have a system that could boost/de-emphasize posts by certain people on certain topics, and completely ignore them in others.
  • Cooperative media storage and distribution that could leverage the storage from clients as well as servers, something based on bittorrent.
  • Custom widgets that can be attached to a post/community. For example, I’d like to have a play-by-play tracker for basketball/football games.
  • RDF/Semantic Web descriptors. If people are talking about a TV show, or making a list of PC components that they want to review or anything that can be part of a knowledge graph should be linkable and browsable by a specialized browser.
  • Collaborative lists/articles/posts. With the item above, it would be trivial to create wikipedia-style posts where a community can build their “common knowledge” and would make it easier for newcomers to get general recommendations and/or a sense of the community values.
halm ,
@halm@leminal.space avatar

Get rid of downvotes/upvotes

This. I haven’t found a way to disable up/downvotes, even just their visibility in the UI. I understand the value of users rating post and comments, however I think the visible metrics turn Reddit and Lemmy alike into competitions for karma points rather than discussion.

Blaze ,

Reddthat.com disable downvotes, that’s something

rglullis ,
@rglullis@communick.news avatar

Yes, but not just that. For example, the top comment on this thread is just a sarcastic jab at SV startups and not a real answer to the question. This makes it easy to setup a whole comment chain of (imo) completely useless comments and drowns out any chance of a more serious conversation in the context.

This is not to say that I wish to get rid of all funny/casual commentary that might come off in a discussion, I just wish that I could have some form of context.

Some comments could be marked as “forgettable” so that servers could just drop them after a while, others should be saved because they are important as a reference. This is what I mean by “multi-dimensional”. I think that downvotes are important to curate “bad content”, but it would be even better if people could also signal why/what that comment is bad.

Blaze ,

I agree. A slashdot similar system would be nice

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PhilipTheBucket OP ,

This is a very good idea. Slashdot hit on something very good with their scoring and moderation system, and then the lessons were forgotten in the systems that came after Slashdot.

There are so many small tweaks like this tagging idea that would improve things, that I think the way to do it is a frontend “plugin” system that can accommodate them without it being a big fandango of tweaking the core to include fifty of these little nubbins all over the codebase.

Nothing that’s ordained from on high will ever be completely perfect. If you can have a little text box on your custom frontend, where you can tweak your own UI features, and then talk with the instance admin about importing one of those little tweak plugins for the whole site, or for your own community only, that sounds like a huge step forward to me. If you’ve ever added little tweaks to Wordpress, with the custom CSS boxes or by adding a few lines to functions.php, I envision this being similar.

This is all much more ambitious than I was thinking of when I asked this original question, but it would be a lot of fun to work on. If the result was it going back up into Lemmy, and each instance having its own collection of tweaks and a thriving community of people working on them without needing to disrupt the pace of development on the core, that would be a pretty excellent outcome.

PhilipTheBucket OP ,

This is by far my favorite set of suggestions. This is the kind of hackability fun instance that I would love to be a part of.

Proof of Humanity. There is some work about using Zero Knowledge Proofs as a way to be able to indicate that the owner of a key can also prove ownership of another set of credentials without having to reveal these credentials to third parties. This would allow us to really get rid of bots and sockpuppets.

Can you explain more? How would this do anything to prevent sockpuppets? I don’t think they are preventable. I think the closest thing that exists is Something Awful’s forums, where you have to pay $10 to participate and your user can be banned at the drop of a hat if you get out of line, and you’re out $10. So you can run as many sockpuppet accounts as you want, as long as you feel like investing in what it’ll take to keep making new ones.

That approach works perfectly on SA and I think there’s something to it, but the $10 would be so shocking to the Fediverse mindset that I think it would be impossible for anyone to be on board with it.

The ability for users to bring their own cryptographic keys and actor id. This way even if a server goes down people could port their whole account over to a different server.

You can’t bring an actor ID to a new domain name, can you? I can imagine an outlandish solution with each user registering their own domain for their actor, or having one provided by a guaranteed-trustable service, and then the server supporting those “foreign” actors, but it’s definitely not easy. The idea of porting your stuff to a new server is an excellent idea but I think it’s difficult to do with ActivityPub.

Multi-protocol federation.

Absolutely.

Pixelfed has support for most of the Fediverse: Lemmy’s communities, Mastodon’s groups, and Mastodon’s microblogging. I’m thinking about messing around with Pixelfed before going any further with the Lemmy plan. Pixelfed might or might not work, but it might be a pure superset of what Lemmy can do, after some minor UI changes.

Get rid of downvotes/upvotes and replace it with multi-dimensional scoring/ranking system.

User-defined sorting/ranking. I do not want to completely block people, but I do wish to have a system that could boost/de-emphasize posts by certain people on certain topics, and completely ignore them in others.

This is one of the biggest things, to me. I messed around with some code to analyze the network of votes and make global determinations about users, and it worked well. Having the scoring and selection of posts being something that just has some quick math thrown at it but mostly left alone is a big missed opportunity to me.

Having a powerful hackable framework to customize the feed you’re seeing, or add multiple feeds you can switch between, would be fantastic.

Cooperative media storage and distribution that could leverage the storage from clients as well as servers, something based on bittorrent.

I messed around with this too. It’s not simple and I didn’t get very far, but this is a very good idea to me. It also helps with hackability, because once you have that backing store that’s using some model other than HTTP requests to nginx on the central instance, it’s easy to make it writable for client-side plugins. It’s a very, very ambitious thing but I like it very, very much.

Custom widgets that can be attached to a post/community. For example, I’d like to have a play-by-play tracker for basketball/football games.

Yes, exactly. I think once of the very next things on my list are seeing how realistically this kind of widget can be added to the Lemmy UI in a way that’s customizable by the user. I think it’s pretty easy. But all of this is work and work is hard, of course.

RDF/Semantic Web descriptors. If people are talking about a TV show, or making a list of PC components that they want to review or anything that can be part of a knowledge graph should be linkable and browsable by a specialized browser.

Collaborative lists/articles/posts. With the item above, it would be trivial to create wikipedia-style posts where a community can build their “common knowledge” and would make it easier for newcomers to get general recommendations and/or a sense of the community values.

This, I didn’t think very much about. If there’s a hackable framework for client-side tools, though, someone who wants to do these things should find it pretty easy.

This is exactly the type of thing I want to do.

rglullis ,
@rglullis@communick.news avatar

Can you explain more? How would this do anything to prevent sockpuppets?

Imagine something like a verification check (like Twitter’s old blue check) that is exclusively associated with your national ID. You can have only one of those. If you want to create sockpuppets, you’d have to convince someone else to (a) give them access to their ID and (b) be willing to lose their ability to prove their own identity elsewhere.

It’s not absolutely safe against bots and sockpuppets, but it surely makes it more expensive than even a $10/account membership.

Pixelfed has support for most of the Fediverse.

PIxelfed is still just supporting ActivityPub. I’m talking about multi-protocol communication. A smart client should be able to let you communicate with Lemmy communities, subreddits, Facebook groups and all types of different platforms from a single unified interface. There are plenty of people that think this is something undesirable (like everyone that wants instances to block Threads), but I’d argue that building these integrations with closed platforms would eventually destroy them because they would lose the monopoly on network effects.

You can’t bring an actor ID to a new domain name, can you?

No, but you could have a web server that responds to multiple domains. Ideally, the server listening and responding to the AP requests should be able to work with multiple “virtual servers”, instead of having to have only one instance == one domain that we today. AFAIK, only Takahe does this for microblogging.

PhilipTheBucket OP ,

It’s not absolutely safe against bots and sockpuppets, but it surely makes it more expensive than even a $10/account membership.

I think, sadly, that either sending in your national ID or paying $10 would be unacceptable to so many people that it would make it a lonesome failure of an experiment. I’m on your side about the idea, but I think people would just take the path of least resistance and create their sockpuppets on some other instance, and your main accomplishment would be driving away legitimate users.

PIxelfed is still just supporting ActivityPub. I’m talking about multi-protocol communication. A smart client should be able to let you communicate with Lemmy communities, subreddits, Facebook groups and all types of different platforms from a single unified interface. There are plenty of people that think this is something undesirable (like everyone that wants instances to block Threads), but I’d argue that building these integrations with closed platforms would eventually destroy them because they would lose the monopoly on network effects.

I get it. Aren’t there projects that are working on that? Friendica and Emissary? Adding integrations with closed-source networks to those isn’t too hard. At that point, it’s not its own web app anymore, though, more akin to an email program. It’s a good idea but it’s different than what I had in mind. You will also have to deal with API limits or terms of service and legal issues, once you start looping in the closed-source networks.

No, but you could have a web server that responds to multiple domains. Ideally, the server listening and responding to the AP requests should be able to work with multiple “virtual servers”, instead of having to have only one instance == one domain that we today. AFAIK, only Takahe does this for microblogging.

Yes, that part’s not overly hard. I’m already doing virtual servers for ponder.cat and rss.ponder.cat, to run them both on the same VPS, and I’ll probably add more virtual servers for development of frontend tweaks if I keep going with Lemmy. Some of the ideas I had in mind for hackable frontends involved wildcard virtual servers to serve people custom “instance” sites off a subdomain that’s different from the actual actor ID instance name.

What I’m saying is that if someone’s actor ID from the POV of the rest of the Fediverse is still ponder.cat/u/rglullis, and ponder.cat goes down, nothing that either ponder.cat or any new instance can do, can “catch” requests that are being directed to that actor ID. You have to make the actor ID either rglullis.com/u/rglullis or rglullis.sometrustedthirdparty.com/u/rglullis from the beginning, and arrange for ponder.cat to be handling any traffic for those domains, so that you can switch away from the ponder.cat instance later on if you want to.

Of course, you can tell people that they can either have a ponder.cat user, or a rglullis.com user if they want to buy their own domain for their user, and they can have an actor that will be transferrable from ponder.cat to any other Lemmy server that supports the feature. It wouldn’t work with current Lemmy, but in theory it could be made to work, if someone were willing to make the right Lemmy changes. It would be tough but it might be worth it.

Overall I think it might be better to address the same issue at the protocol level as some other federated social media networks do, so you’re not introducing crazy new requirements on both the server and user experience side in order for people to be able to transfer their users later.

rglullis ,
@rglullis@communick.news avatar

I think, sadly, that either sending in your national ID

That’s why I mentioned the idea of “Zero Knowledge Proofs”. Using a ZK-proof, one should be able to prove ownership of an ID without having to reveal it to anyone else.

At that point, it’s not its own web app anymore, more akin to an email program.

Yes, exactly. I am not a fan of the current way that the Fediverse is working though, and I think it would be better to stop thinking in terms of “servers/clients” and more in terms of “distributed applilcations”.

beebarfbadger , to science_memes in Old AF

If you ask linguists, then “old as fuck” only dates back to the 14th century.

maegul , to fediverse in What do you want to have in a Lemmy instance?
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

The RSS feeds thing feels like a good one.

Additionally, some feature where you can start a community but define it simply as a combination of RSS feeds … essentially a feed aggregator. But one that others can share and subscribe to.

I think a bot could handle most of that.

Hackable front end is interesting. You can already run multiple alternative front ends. Lemmy world offer 5 I think. Then, they just need to be scriptable if that’s what you want.

Restyling the default one seems to be common though

PhilipTheBucket OP ,

The pondercat rss bot can already do that. You can create a community that gets posts from any number of RSS feeds.

Well, you can’t, but I can. I don’t want to make it available for anyone to use yet, because I don’t want an explosion of RSS spam, but if you want to connect some RSS feeds to a community and it’s not going to become obnoxious, I can do that for you.

Hackable front ends, I think, could be a huge deal. I don’t know how easy that is, but if it’s possible for someone to run a modified version of the frontend just for them out of a subdomain, without it being a security nightmare, that would solve a lot of these issues of wanting an extra button on the report page, but having to have it go from you to the site admin to Nutomic back to a code update to a PR and back down the chain and so on, before it can get done.

With some web apps, that’s easy, and Lemmy’s frontend and backend are already nicely separated. I don’t know if there have to be privileged things running in the frontend, though. I looked at it just now but I couldn’t completely sort out how realistic it is. That might mean it’s not very realistic.

maegul ,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

The RSS not seems cool! Is that open source some where?

PhilipTheBucket OP ,

It is not, partly because it is still rough and just written, and partly because I’m scared people will start blasting RSS spam everywhere and it will be my fault.

maegul ,
@maegul@lemmy.ml avatar

partly because I’m scared people will start blasting RSS spam everywhere and it will be my fault.

That is fair. Might be worthwhile talking to instance admins and core devs about how best to make use of it? Putting it behind some admin approval or administration might be the best way.

There was an instance a while back that was dedicated to something similar. Their system was to define the feeds themselves without any real user input, and it never really took off.

Maybe a dedicated instance that provides more user control but is also set up to control and limit things could go a long way? One basic control might be limiting usage to user accounts older than a certain threshold. lemm dot ee does this for image uploads (4 weeks minimum age).

PhilipTheBucket OP ,

That is fair. Might be worthwhile talking to instance admins and core devs about how best to make use of it? Putting it behind some admin approval or administration might be the best way.

That’s a good idea. And then, if it turns into a mess of botspam, it’s not my fault.

xwolpertinger , to til in TIL kobolds in Japan are dog-people because of a mistranslation in a copy of AD&D in the 80s

Kobolds are originally just the “small folk” of German mythology with all of them being gnome-like but with varying degrees of hospitality. That’s why you get your mine Kobolds, your Heinzelmännchen and your Klabautermann.

Bonus fact: Dog like Kobolds in DnD derived media are not exclusive to Japan, in the Everquest lore they are also dog like (and a bit hyena like, whereas gnolls here are fully canine)

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Kobolds in Final Fantasy 14 are exactly as you described here. Small and gnome like.

Kiernian ,

You’ve ruined your own lands, you’ll not ruin mine!

sheepishly , to programmer_humor in When your shower uses GitHub more than you

This shower is more employable than I am

MajorHavoc ,

That shower is more employable than most of us.

But I also bet it’s under-paid because it hasn’t learned to set boundaries.

Or it’s an epic hobbyist.

Mnemnosyne , to til in TIL kobolds in Japan are dog-people because of a mistranslation in a copy of AD&D in the 80s

It’s not a mistranslation that caused it, kobolds were both described and illustrated as doglike until 3rd Edition where with no explanation they simply changed it and decided they were lizard like/draconic.

I do think the new version of kobolds is an interesting creature, but truthfully they should’ve just come up with a new name for this new creature instead of just completely changing the kobold.

all-knight-party ,
@all-knight-party@kbin.run avatar

Should've just named the new ones drakobolds

Rhynoplaz ,

Yeah. I’ve never really been sure what a Kobold was. My friend had an older monster manual that showed it as a chubby beady eyed goblin, while mine had a little rat man, and then I get back into the game a few decades later, and kobolds are now little dragons.

pwalker ,

Found a really good source including a picture of the first edition. It looks like that they were mentioned indeed in the 2nd edition to be more dog like in a sense of voice “yappin like a dog” and smelling like damp dog. Their visuals however were not really dog like. So I assume it was maybe both a mistranlation and an over interpretation of some texts from 2nd edition or just pure free choice from the author of this anime. belloflostsouls.net/…/dd-monster-spotlight-kobold…

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Their visuals however were not really dog like.

The kobold in the 1st edition illustration in the article you linked has a distinctly dog-like muzzle. Other related media, such as Stone Soup, also depict or describe them as “dog-like”.

pwalker ,

I guess with some imagination you could say the muzzle does indeed look dog like but the rest? I mean even if you morph some reptiles into humans you’d get such kind of muzzle. It’s not really that “distict” imo, but I get why some would say otherwise.

“Kobolds were first described as hairless humanoids with small horns by Gygax in the Monster Manual (1977)”

en.wikipedia.org/…/Kobold_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)?…

Mnemnosyne ,

That first edition version looks like a dog’s head with horns and pointy ears to me at least, and that’s kinda what I was referring to.

Admittedly the 2nd edition version looks a bit less doglike, but I still see similarities with some breeds.

Lumun ,
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Could have brought viashino into D&D. They were introduced in MTG in 1998 so could have been added for 3rd edition. I kinda wish they had pulled more of magic’s original species into D&D earlier, there are some cool ones.

Kiernian ,

Fahhhhk, thank you.

I swear I remembered dog people from 2nd edition and was super confused when I started playing DDO and they were some kind of dragonkin. Then people who started with 3rd were telling me kobolds had always been lizards.

Somewhere my old 2nd edition books are still around in a box, but damned if I know where.

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dbx12 , to linux in Gantt in linux

PlantUML supports Gantt charts if I remember correctly. Can run locally (java if I’m not mistaken) or via web.

kindenough , to pcgaming in Which game made you realize PC was superior platform to Console (or/and viceversa)?

Any game because I like modding.

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