Never go to the movies in da hood (files.mastodon.social)
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cross-posted from: lemm.ee/post/35826676...
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Unexpected ending
alt textBrain: Open your eyes. Person sleeping on bed: Permission denied. Brain: Sudo open your eyes. Person sleeping on bed: The brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
alt textComic strip of a ghost and a person with the American flag pasted on the head. The ghost repeats “Boo!” in the first three panels without getting any reaction, but when it in the fourth panel says “kg, cm, km, °C” the American gets scared and screams “AHHHH!!!”....
by @ZachWeinersmith
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sauce
from @davidrevoy