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fleabomber , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

It’s the polonium.

zerosignal , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Does this mean he’s not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don’t want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

Lolman228 ,

He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

CMGX78 , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

teft , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

Toes ,

Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

roguetrick ,

Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

psycho_driver ,

It’s the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

ApeNo1 ,

The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

SubArcticTundra , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

agentsquirrel ,

Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

WalrusDragonOnABike ,

Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

Teon ,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Too late, putin was always unstable.

IkarusHagen2 ,

But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

Arigion ,

Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

zerosignal ,

Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.

Arigion ,

Thanks for trying to help. But that’s the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you’ll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.

bradorsomething , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

This is clear escalation and we need to act now

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

we can't afford to have a table gap

Amaltheamannen ,

We need to close the table gap

hemko ,

Name checks out

CarlsIII , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind

Capital knocker

Hogger85b , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl

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    vox ,
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    you commented twice

    Hogger85b , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl

    Doesn't "I'm in" have a fifty fifty chance of suddenly all.the alarms going off and you have to high tail it out of dodge

    genoxidedev1 , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl
    @genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

    I always say "I'm in" at work whenever I have to do something at the terminal while someone is next to me :3

    NounsAndWords , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl

    If I ever hired a hacker who failed to announce once they are, in fact, in I would immediately ask to speak to their supervisor.

    state_electrician , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind

    I recently had two women handing out pamphlets. One was older, the younger one was very nervous and talking with a French accent. I just take the pamphlets, thank them and let them move on. I don’t see a point in harassing people who are nice and polite to me.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    The JW are a brainwashed cult thatd collapse in a generation or two if you removed the leadership. I legit feel sorry for them, to be bound to such a group, too bad their founders are all dead cause they deserved far worse than what they got.

    azertyfun ,

    They’re nice and polite to you. They’re incredibly awful abusers to everyone they managed to rope into their cult, and especially to anyone who was born into it.

    So no, they don’t deserve to have their fake niceness returned. Unless it’s to stall them to maybe prevent them from conning a lonely neighbor into their cult.

    netburnr , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl
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    The key to hacking is to hide the evidence in the place where I put that thing that time.

    MxM111 ,

    No, that’s what condoms are for.

    ininewcrow , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Seriously!!! … this is like the fifth time today! … why do those religious nuts keep coming back?

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