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baggins , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

NopePorn

Socsa , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Wait till you see my dick

Mango , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Ok, but where’s the trigger and also the website where I can order it?

frezik ,

I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.

neidu ,

Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Maybe for you amateur.

Kolanaki ,
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It’s fired by farting.

seathru ,

A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.

You’ll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA’s AOW category, so you’ll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.

FireTower ,
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I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it’s a pistol. But as is they’d probably claim it’s disguised.

The problem isn’t that rectal nature of the device but that it’s mimicing a different object.

GrammatonCleric , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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Bro, that shit is here, too 😅

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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Too late

Decoy321 ,

And we’re not even sorry!

UsernameHere , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

But the word shit is ok? Classic lemmyshitpornpost

lolola ,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

will it be:

  • high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
  • sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
  • plain ol scat

the possibilities are endless

Kolanaki ,
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Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

DJDarren ,

One Man, One Jar

“That moment when…”

superfes , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?

mindbleach ,

“Never trust a fart… motherfucker!”

psmgx ,

There is only one chamber so technically it’s Polish Roulette

Stanwich , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Engineers UNITE!

raptir , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

It’s not exactly comedy. What do you want us to call Earth porn? ”Reallyprettypicturesofearthbutwithoutanyhumancreations"?

hypnicjerk ,

naturephotography too wordy for you?

raptir ,

EarthPorn is typically exclusive of animal pictures though from what I’ve seen.

Damage ,

earthpics?

DJSpunTheDisc OP ,

Good point, but can’t most of them replace “porn” with, pic, or, art, work or pictures?

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Kolanaki ,
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“Does PornPics exist?”

fiat_lux ,

Is there something about the word "porn" that actually communicates "really pretty pictures of something but without any human creations" beyond its Reddit meme usage? Because it doesn't for most people.

Also, not all community rules and objectives need to be in the name and URL. The word "porn" in URLs is problematic for users sitting behind state or corporate internet connection though. Be kind to your local network administrators!

raptir ,

Yes. This usage originated well before reddit. “Car porn”, “gun porn,” “disaster porn.”

blackbelt352 ,

Porn in the sense of something that is the sort of over the top example of a thing that elicits an almost aroused response. Like a gratuitous picture of food would be considered FoodPorn. Or like 2 perfectly machined pieces of metal fitting together perfectly would be EngineeringPorn.

Octopus1348 ,

EarthPixels

50_centavos ,

Literally anything else. Earthpics, coolearthpics, globescope, naturerama, third planet…that was just 5 seconds of thinking. Using the word porn for everything just lacks creativity.

Cruxifux ,

Planeteyepillows

recapitated ,

I’m up voting this because I hope it gets a better answer than earthporn, in spite of the apparent bad faith rhetorical question.

saltnotsugar , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

Stay with me here.

/c/pornporn, but it’s SFW.

thorbot ,

You lost me

Bobble9211 , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

What have you done???

thewowwedeserve , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Where does it eject the casing?

aBundleOfFerrets ,

As a single round weapon there is no need to eject the casing.

frezik ,

After a little range time with this, a single round is all you need.

thewowwedeserve ,

But it would be a hell of a lot funnier if it ejected the burning hot casing into your butt

aBundleOfFerrets ,

That would significantly limit the devices utility

starbreaker ,
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    BongRipsMcGee420 ,

    Cleaning is optional

    idunnololz ,
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    So is the lube.

    DaGeek247 ,
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    Looks like a 9mm round to me. Welcome to pound town, population: you.

    Bonehead , (edited )

    I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...

    Edit: Oooooooh....you take it out first...

    JokeDeity ,

    I’m wondering where the gas vents to.

    Rubanski ,

    There is a little hole above the barrel, I assume it vents there

    starbreaker , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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    Frozengyro ,

    Looks like a .22, very little recoil. Disappointing…

    starbreaker ,
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    ShadowRam ,

    When will Kentucky Ballistics test fire it? and does it come chambered in 4-bore?

    deweydecibel ,

    Hospitals see anal play gone horribly wrong all the time. I doubt a seasoned nurse would be phased by it.

    InfiniteStruggle ,

    Well you see I had it put away next to the tub and i lost my balance and fell

    Zehzin , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that’s even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.

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