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simplejack , to lemmyshitpost in Let π = 5
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New New math

tigeruppercut ,

Hooray for new math

HopFlop ,

Reminds me of Bo Burnham’s song New Math

Mongostein , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

I stop at the litre. They don’t give rewards points for partial litres so fuck ‘em, I only want $19.47 in gas.

Etterra , to funny in The invisible person in your home everyone hates

That first one is just my fiancee. I’ve learned not to grab jars and pill bottles from the top.

0x4E4F OP ,
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Wouldn’t it just be easier for everyone for her to remember to close them?

Djtecha ,

You’ve clearly never been here before

KinglyWeevil , to lemmyshitpost in Just think of the taxes that they can then avoid!

Your average cities skylines map

Krauerking , to aboringdystopia in Gaza Hunger Games

Whelp… I saw this way to early in the day for man made atrocities to haunt me.

joobeejoo47 , to noncredibledefense in Vatnik problems require vatnik solutions
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Where do you find these videos? I’m having a hard time finding combat footage of Ukraine after leaving Reddit.

dingus182 ,
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! [email protected]

IndiBrony , to lemmyshitpost in Chip cards accepted here
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No contactless? Pfft.

Michal , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

I just wash under running water. I know, it’s wasting water, but i have a dishwasher now, so i rarely have to do it manually.

My partner often uses a bowl for dishwashing, you can just tip the water out without inserting your hand.

If you have a plug it may be a good idea to use one with a chain.

jaschen , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

I always have tongs next to the sink because of this. Nasty bones in the garbage disposal? Tongs. Clogged drain. Tongs.

affiliate ,

that’s so clever i can’t believe i didn’t think of this

time_fo_that ,

Just don’t confuse them for ones you use to cook lol

CluelessDude ,

This looks like a poop knife sort of scenario.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the things you put on your feet?

Cqrd ,

Those are called thongs in some countries, but not tongs afaik. Also the US doesn’t call them thongs, so this is for those people confused by this. Tongs are those things that are kind of like chop sticks but joined at the end so they can grab stuff - usually from hot places like a grill or stove.

stebo02 ,
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Sorry, I’m not a native speaker so I had no idea what those grabber things were called, thanks for explaining!

200ok ,

Is this like the poop knife I keep hearing about?

RIP_Cheems , to noncredibledefense in Pirates stand no chance
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b39086e7-a2b2-4f47-be07-98e5e362a4ee.jpeg

Ashyr , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

No one is pointing out the bag of Chipotle chips?

zer0squar3d ,

Yeah came here to say this too

HootinNHollerin ,

There’s also Jimmy John’s

nuke ,
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jimmy John’s PMC patch. ngl I kinda want one

HootinNHollerin ,

Freaky fast delivery. You could even say, hypersonic

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

Look deeper

HootinNHollerin ,

Oh wow so much more

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in The water is cold 🌊
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SIR THAT WAS LIKE 3 FADS AGO

xilophor ,
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Sometimes you just need to hold it in for a while (for unspecified reasons).

mumblerfish , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he’ll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.

SpermHowitzer , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

What is Jeff?

Turd_Ferg ,
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What is San Fransisco? dam…

Sylver , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in democracy in Russia

Whatever this was needs to be re-uploaded

Edit: It has been fixed!

MoonJellyfish OP ,
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Why do people always have problems with videos on Lemmy? Video link works for me.

Karyoplasma ,

working for me as well on Thunder app.

Maalus ,

Works fine here

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