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DragonTypeWyvern , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in Seeing your crush at the beach 😍

Your crush has problems with IBS btw.

Nasty bastard knows it could have prevented it with a little more effort but it just doesn’t care.

Idk if that works for you tho, I don’t judge.

Kolanaki , 10 months ago

Your crush has problems with IBS btw.

Incontinent Ballistic Shits?

EmoDuck , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in Seeing your crush at the beach 😍

How cman people look at the absolute might of the US Navy and still claim that america has bad public transportation?

Automated_Footprint , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Excellent use of the new template 🫡

Gork OP , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Meme template

Wage_slave , 10 months ago

When it’s taco Tuesday and you’re wearing a skirt to work.

Rentlar , 10 months ago

If you’re using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

ulkesh , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

Gork OP , 10 months ago

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, “you did it.” Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

ulkesh , 10 months ago

Touché, salesman.

Franzia , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

I like the way you think OP

DoucheBagMcSwag , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

[email protected]

son_named_bort , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

And that’s when you step out as someone is stepping in.

Speculater , 10 months ago

“IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!”

EvilFonzy , 10 months ago

I call that the Dutch lift.

samus12345 , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Looks like you didn’t check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!

CADmonkey , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

Crul , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Source: I asked Microsoft’s image creator to create “Godzilla in a 512k Mac game” and while this is not what I asked for, I can’t help but be impressed. - lemm.ee

Zehzin , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in All we are saying is, give war a chance

Like the good old days after 9/11

wwaxen , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in All we are saying is, give war a chance

First they came for the Dixie Chicks, and I said nothing because country music sucks…

yannic , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in All we are saying is, give war a chance

Ten 9/11’s?

Jesus, that’s… 8 and 2/11.

TonyTonyChopper , 10 months ago

anything but the metric system huh

NOT_RICK , 10 months ago

They don’t have fractions in Europe?

Blamemeta , 10 months ago

Nope! The superior European mind can’t conceive of fractions, or understand how to divide by anything other than ten. This inability is what makes then superior in fact.

/s in case any Europeans read this, I know you guys can’t understand sarcasm.

nuke OP , 10 months ago

I tell you hwut

snooggums , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

That's a lot of pistols!

Wait, those are 1911s.