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CCF_100 , to memes in X Videos

Imagine doing this and not using incognito at the bare minimum

PrinceWith999Enemies , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

It’s always someone robbing a store that gets shared. It’s never some guy in a cowboy hat stopping a store for wage theft, which is an order of magnitude or two greater drain on the economy than armed robbery.

And probably less dangerous too.

Hank ,

Yo you want the Marlboro man to just show up and settle labor disputes by exceptional gunslinging?

When I started writing my intent was to mock you but then I realized that that's exactly what I want.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Half of lemmy is so far to the left, they can’t appreciate anything anymore, not even a good joke. Centrism is the only based ideology, we get the best food ;)

Hank ,

No offense but I'm too well informed about the state of our planet to support conservative ideologies. We've started an extinction level event. Do you have any idea about how rare those are?

abbotsbury ,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t feed the trolls, Hank

PrinceWith999Enemies ,

Yes.

If you’re a fan of mindless action, if you don’t have a single brain cell in your head, this is the film for you.

Hank ,

Holy shit that's hilarious. It gets on my list of 'movies I'll probably watch some days'.

ExtraMedicated ,

I felt myself get 62% dumber just reading the plot.

BourneHavoc ,

YES. Yes yes yes.

Yucky_Dimension , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

Damn. What an incredibly stupid thing to do. Attacking someone pointing a gun at others. That “hero” is dead or responsible for someone else’s death in a different timeline. All for some cash. Unless he somehow knew the gun wasn’t loaded or something.

ballsmaster OP , (edited )
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This wasn’t his first rodeo. He knows how to wrangle in a criminal. A bleak reminder to all you would be criminals. No where in Tarnation does a gun guarantee victory.

PunnyName , (edited )

His ability to “wrangle” the perp took way too long. This should have been much faster in handling such a situation. He’s lucky the perp was bad at using / holding a gun.

This could have been much worse.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe that should also be a reminder to all the people carrying guns thinking they’ll be able to defend themselves or others with them.

Mr_Blott ,

Holy shit, what do you use to clean the jizz off your guuunz?

ballsmaster OP ,
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ImplyingImplications ,

This. Money and possessions can be replaced. Nobody’s life is worth what’s in a cash register.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Very very nearly got the woman shot in front of the freezer and had to “wrangle” the guy across half the store cause he couldn’t take him down. Old man is extremely lucky that guy dropped the gun and didn’t have a knife in his pocket.

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl

Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. ‘blunt force trama’ from the crash cost her her eye sight.

Slwh47696 , to lemmyshitpost in Yo brother sick car yo!

I work in rural Ontario, and there are so many of those fucking kids around here

BarrelAgedBoredom , to mildlyinteresting in A very useful guide to buying gelato from a Italian local

I am now a master of gelato. Thank you roman lady

Rbon , to linux in Found this blast from the past (2015) on an old hard drive
@Rbon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m not joking when I say that the compiz cube was the reason I got into Linux back in the day. In hindsight, it was just a neat graphical gimmick, but it was enough to spark my lifelong love for free software.

JRepin ,
@JRepin@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah the same nudged my sister to switch over, and she still is on GNU/Linux to this day.

Tippon ,

The cube? Not wobbly windows, or the fire screensaver? I guess it takes all sorts… ;)

dannoffs ,
@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Wobbly windows was when computing peaked. It’s been downhill ever since.

Iheartcheese , to cat in Shadow tiger; hunter of dust bunnies; raider of toilet papers
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

That cat is like 37% tail

Venat0r , to lemmyshitpost in Duality of old men

You might call them a menace to society but I know which video I’m clicking 😂

fossilesque , to science_memes in Time to spin the pottery wheel
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Needs a third arm for archaeologists.

anarchrist ,

Muh sherdz

xploit , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

You can also pierce your ear drum with that thing (if something hits your elbow at the wrong moment) …about 12 years later and it’s almost as good as it was before it happened 😎😵

Landless2029 ,

Not possible the way I do it.

I hold it at the max penatration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.

No risk of falling or bumping randomly. If someone comes in I stop and stare at them. Asserting dominance with the cotton swab until they leave.

Let me complete my forbidden itch in peace.

brbposting ,

I hold it at the max penetration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Landless2029 ,

Walked right into that one. Rofl

Landless2029 ,

AND IM LEAVING IT THERE. NO EDITS!!

FMT99 , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

My kids are getting older, I aim to be that middle aged couple soon.

fckreddit , to science_memes in Let π = 5

Ancient Greek Mathematicians would be so disappointed. Even they knew that pi is between 3.1 and 3.2.

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Chip cards accepted here

The fact you said “chip cards” instead of just “cards” is hilarious in a kinda archaic way

SlopppyEngineer , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

And now they’re okay with wearing a mask of course

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