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Iampossiblyatwork , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

This hotel bar has way too many people at it.

interdimensionalmeme , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

As I expected, human interaction is boring and not worth the time, let alone the price of the drink.

PriorityMotif , to funny in Every hotel bar ever
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Me and Brown distract the business men while the bartender ruphies them. We steak their room keys and take a kidney from each.

KillingTimeItself , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

the bartender and the person wanting to be alone being that close to eachother is a mood ngl.

VicksVaporBBQrub ,

I saw that episode of Wonderfalls.

KillingTimeItself ,

i have not seen that episode of wonderfalls, but as a person who often wants to be left alone, i can recognize it anywhere.

son_named_bort , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

And that local drunk would’ve went pro if it weren’t for his bum knee.

EvilLootbox ,
@EvilLootbox@lemmy.world avatar

Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair

I threw four touchdowns in a single game

trones ,

Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!

darkpanda ,

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Lawyerator , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

I prefer an half-unbent paperclip loop. slate.com/…/removing_earwax_with_a_paperclip_is_m…

xploit , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

You can also pierce your ear drum with that thing (if something hits your elbow at the wrong moment) …about 12 years later and it’s almost as good as it was before it happened 😎😵

Landless2029 ,

Not possible the way I do it.

I hold it at the max penatration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.

No risk of falling or bumping randomly. If someone comes in I stop and stare at them. Asserting dominance with the cotton swab until they leave.

Let me complete my forbidden itch in peace.

brbposting ,

I hold it at the max penetration depth and only when sitting on the toilet after the shower.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Landless2029 ,

Walked right into that one. Rofl

Landless2029 ,

AND IM LEAVING IT THERE. NO EDITS!!

TotallyNotADolphin , to aww in blep

Cute wierdos :)

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

They probably say the same thing about us.

TheControlled , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86’ed the local drunk, however.

PlantDadManGuy ,

You killed your best customer?!

misc , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower

You have to insert it in both ears deep and hold there for a minute or two until you hear a beep or vibration (varies according to models ) and i repeat do not and i mean DO NOT try to move your head (or any other parts) until the process is complete .

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Don’t forget do backup important documents before doing so. Do not disconnect the power supply until the reset is complete.

Wogi ,

I work in a manufacturing environment and put in ear plugs every day. Generally this is a two handed procedure, where you pull your ear back to get a good angle to correctly insert the plug, but after doing it multiple times a day, ever day, for years, you get pretty good at double fisting your own ear canals.

Every once in a while, you hit the angle and risk resetting yourself to factory settings.

The real risk is losing the fucking thing up there, and it really feels like you might for a second.

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    Wogi ,

    The ones with strings don’t have the same NRR rating as the foam ones and for prolonged wear can be quite uncomfortable. The only guys I see wearing those are in the shop or in an office most of the day and only wear them for a few minutes at a time.

    pineapplelover , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

    What’s pda

    Lux ,

    Public display of affection

    bitchkat ,

    They were the precursor to smart phones and tablets. Palm was the big player in the Personal Data Assistant market.

    But in this case public display of affection.

    Digestive_Biscuit ,
    @Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

    I have a Hewlett Packard PDA somewhere still along with some other old stuff I can’t figure out what to do with.

    zakobjoa , to lemmyshitpost in Feels especially good right after getting out of the shower
    @zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

    Does factory setting have serotonin?

    fubarx , to funny in Every hotel bar ever

    How many are staring solemnly at their phones?

    edgemaster72 ,
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s all the white space around the other dots. The place is really packed, not that most of them would know it.

    FiniteBanjo , to pics in The Mountain with normal people Vs with his Father and Grandfather

    He doesn’t look so big, to me.

    https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d8e921d9-8285-44e5-8bf6-b1d226cee2a4.png

    pro_grammer ,

    dude, are you 3 meters tall? Holy shit

    FiniteBanjo ,

    No I meant he doesn’t look so big from over here when he’s standing next to them. I didn’t mean to imply he looks small compared to me.

    nilloc ,

    I think this was posted on r/tall years ago. There were a couple 7 footers on there back before it got weird and toxic with angry shorter dudes.

    Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
    @Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

    I have that same grin whenever I’m around guys taller than me. It’s such a weird feeling. Like when you lay face down in the grass and imagine you’re an ant.

    southsamurai , to funny in Postal issue by ZeTrystan
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Santa looks like he has white eyes and is crying.

    It took me a minute to see that the white circles are eyebrows

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