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FARTYSHARTBLAST , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

“They walk on face of moon comrade: We must avenge this disrespect!”

HikingVet , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏

See they are part of the elite orbital drop troops that is a joint Airborne/NASA unit, with a specific mandate to spread Satanism.

/s for the chuds.

nuke OP ,

This is exact conversation I had with Joe. I’m like send in the Marines and he just says “No! We’re sending the National Association of Satanic Americans”. Then he put on his aviators, praised the Dark Lord and left the room. How do I even respond to that??

HikingVet ,

You retain records of the briefing for the senate sub-committe investigation.

nuke OP ,

You kidding me?? I ain’t tryna piss off no Dark Lord

HikingVet ,

He is going to be a hell of a lot more pissed that you didn’t sell Joe out to save yourself. Didn’t you get the memo on the misallocation of forces?

bioemerl ,

Salute

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Shh, we’re not supposed to talk about the ODSTs

HikingVet ,

That’s why I put the clever little /s

petrescatraian ,

@HikingVet and gay propaganda

@nuke

nuke OP ,

Hell yeah https://files.catbox.moe/tbszgh.gif

HikingVet ,

is it really Satanism if it’s not gay?

tygerprints ,

Obviously only mentally ill people would associate being gay with anything Satanic. If anything, being gay is closer to being at the right hand of god than any other sexual orientation could be.

Epicurus0319 ,

Welp, pack it up guys, gals and nonbinary pals. They found out ‘Murica’s evil plan to spread Satanism and gayness

wwaxen ,

Upvote for chuds. Almost downvote for not C.H.U.D.s but it’s progress.

SkyezOpen , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏

Not to mention wrong way black trimmed flag. Punisher skull could be believable.

ArbitraryValue ,

The Punisher skull is a symbol of being an edgelord which transcends national boundaries.

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏

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IkarusHagen2 , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

Help i’m stuck step-enemy!

ToxicWaste , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

One broken back later…

roboticide ,

Was gonna say, the recoil from this position just makes this whole thing a murder/suicide.

Evil_Shrubbery , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

Downvoted bcs too credible.

(I didn’t actually downdoot)

mortalglowworm , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

This is a great reminder regarding class: the rich do not die in the wars. They can only lose a bit of money.

hglman ,

They have died in wars, they can again.

uriel238 , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Isn’t an AMR a bit much?

echodot ,

You need it to get through the superior armour they’re wearing.

Starlet , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire
@Starlet@hexbear.net avatar

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/d87a7ecb-652c-40cc-a8d2-68e403729581.png

bigboopballs ,
@bigboopballs@hexbear.net avatar

as he should have pray-against

D3FNC ,

fucking nailing it 100 years out from the grave, GOAT

AceFuzzLord , to nottheonion in The Economist has killed satire

I vote we force anyone whose incomes is more than 35% of their income is investing to be either sent to the front lines or be used for military testing.

Zuberi , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Goes blind and deaf just to fire 1 bullet at a point-blank opponent.

Seems legit to me /s

XTornado ,

And tetraplegic.

BeigeAgenda , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I just hope she uses some ear and eye protection.

Ozymandias1688 ,

Mawp!

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

It’s also a great way to enjoy your ice cream https://files.catbox.moe/9e3exk.webp

Rayspekt , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose

Blame it on the beasts.

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