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RIP_Cheems , to noncredibledefense in Did you hear? It's happening!
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I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

RIP_Cheems , to lemmyshitpost in Feels good to post here again
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Why am I not racist or have a foot fetish?

yamapikariya OP ,
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You haven’t been truly taught to shitpost.

RIP_Cheems ,
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Then it needs to stay like that if I want to keep my sanity.

AngryCommieKender ,

You got taught morality before shit posting. Something that happens to many people before they enter kindergarten.

RIP_Cheems ,
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So having a foot fetish is linked to learning to shitpost?

loki_d20 , to lemmyshitpost in Feels good to post here again

This is why I block political meme groups on social media immediately. It’s just filled with future libertarians and conservatives.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Son, do you know where you are?

Do you need help getting to safety?

ShitOnABrick ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2821206d-d8bc-4ad1-86bd-2e914bdd23a4.jpeg

You are on a shitposting sub

Master , to noncredibledefense in Target Acquired, Roll for Initiative!

Dont forget it negates damage reduction.

corrupts_absolutely , to noncredibledefense in Target Acquired, Roll for Initiative!

nat 20 on my t62 engine starting beware

nomecks ,

Your engine fires up on the first crank and quickly burns up little diesel hasn’t been stolen by the junior ranks.

bazus1 , to noncredibledefense in Target Acquired, Roll for Initiative!

I believe Arthur C Clark was a bard, if memory serves. He did sing a lot about magic, I’ll give you that.

timkmz ,

I just heard this qoite, in a harry potter famfiction of all things.

SkybreakerEngineer , to noncredibledefense in Target Acquired, Roll for Initiative!

GATE once again is a font of noncredibility. But I like this reference better

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/71c9a76b-ebfa-432f-8d11-c5252fabe972.jpeg

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The Founding Fathers’ wishes were clear, the people have a right to AT4s to stop vampires from killing them in their sleep

No1RivenFucker , to noncredibledefense in Target Acquired, Roll for Initiative!

Is this specifically a reference to gate, or have we just accidentally come to the exact same end point independently?

jbk , to lemmyshitpost in Feels good to post here again

can confirm

man after thinking about it for a bit it actually sorta applies wtf

Ragdoll_X ,
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I can excuse the racism, but having a foot fetish is just unacceptable.

MightyGalhupo ,

I mean I’m not into it but like, I’ve always assumed it’s a submissive association to people stepping over you or smth

Alteon , to lemmyshitpost in Feels good to post here again

Okay…let’s divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are mutually exclusive. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like…bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono… “Different strokes for different folks,” and all that jazz…

TheFerrango ,

How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾

Alteon ,

Ahhh…fuck…I used the wrong words…I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!

pirat ,

🦶

dave ,
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Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…

Alteon ,

Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya’ll we’re right.

ciko22i3 ,
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what’s the joke

dave ,
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What’s the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

synae ,
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both are nevar put backwards

pirat ,

I’ve come across almost the same one in my native language, but it’s about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it’d go something like this:

What’s the difference between a stork?

Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.

GBU_28 ,

Soon enough you’ll be like “some feet are better than others”

synae ,
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basically genocide

GBU_28 ,

Pedocide wait

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Pedicide I think

pirat ,

Pesticides I drink…

ShitOnABrick ,
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Who doesn’t drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there’s something wrong with my brain

pirat ,

YouTube: GMO Advocate Says Monsanto’s Roundup is Safe to Drink, Then Refuses Glass

shalafi , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏

LOL, those came of Etsy. SOURCE: I buy patches off Etsy.

verity_kindle ,

No shame in your game, my second hand SpaceX patches live on polo shirts I wear in my adult lady life.

Epicurus0319 ,

How did he not get raided by the FSB for ordering a patriotic US flag patch from the internet? Ruzzia’s back to the cold war as it is

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏

Someone is still selling chinese trash to Russian teenagers, not eliminating tmu and al**ba drop shippers will be remembered as our greatest failure. Time to surrender. Put a gaudy, three striped windbreaker on the Lincoln statue. It’s ovah.

Locorock , to noncredibledefense in 3000 Embroidered Tanks of Zelenskyy

3000 Embroidered ERA’s of Zelenskyy when?

skillissuer , to noncredibledefense in Tactical Applications of the Jacko Pose
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suitable for femboys

skillissuer , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏
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Ukrainian losses: 17 HIMARS, 84 Storm Shadows, 37 F16, 169 MIM 104 Patriot, 2137 M1A1 Abrams and one space marine

FaceDeer ,
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Why even mention the two thousand Abrams tanks you destroyed if you managed to take out a Space Marine?? That's murder, arson, and jaywalking territory.

Maalus ,

Cause they eliminated the actual amount of abrams that Poland has donated. Something about the Pope or some shizz

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