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some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

This was unreasonably funny for how low effort. Awesome.

Oh, and now I thought of the “yip yips”

Jubei_K_08 , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

But a Yowza! can be a good sign.

Or a Scottie Wallace Yew!

Visstix , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

Isn’t that what happens in the last few episodes of better call saul?

not_so_handsome_jack ,
@not_so_handsome_jack@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep.

Steamymoomilk , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

Yeeeahp

Hrd digga hrd can i get a 5?

Yeeeeeehp 6 can i get a 6 gimme a 6? Yeeeeeehp!

(If intercouse aint an auction then how you know your getting a good deal?)

Bassman27 , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

I have arrived

Ultragigagigantic , to lemmyshitpost in Yep
@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world avatar

卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 丂ㄒ乇卩 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

ringwraithfish , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

Jesse Plemons character in one of the Fargo seasons did this.

Kor , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

Only people that are fine with substituting mayonnaise with miracle whip in a potato salad. Ya gotta experiment if the need arises, ya know.

henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

Yep, correct, it follows, your argument is sound, your…

QED.

VaultBoyNewVegas , to lemmyshitpost in Yep

Or yeppers.

kadu , to linuxmemes in Less is more
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

Gnome: “you know what we should remove the mouse pointer, users should be familiar enough with computers to just constantly picture and map it mentally anyway this will look much cleaner”

KDE: “hey you just tried to move your mouse, that’s cool, let’s pop up this panel right on top of the cursor to let you know the cursor is actually an applet and you can connect online to download 45 different types of cursor or replace it with a floating panel, there are also two extra icons next to it but we don’t know what they do so if you click them let us know okay bye”

Windows XP: “so here’s a mouse cursor, yes it looks like the Windows 95 one. You see, some old programs actually use the leftmost pixel in the cursor to map their memory so if we change it things break”

Windows 11: “welcome to Microsoft 365 Cursor Café, a simple subscription will allow you to move the cursor and you can share it with 5 other family members through OneDrive”

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is just so accurate 😂.

jnk ,

Perfection. I’ll add one more:

MacOS: “We had the original mouse and everyone else copied us so, in order to make you feel special and quirky, here have an exclusive inverted wheel mouse. Only 199’99. Your welcome.”

platypus_plumba ,

My experience with Mac: “So you’d like to customize your cursor with something every other modern OS already has? Nha… but check this guy’s project from the store. It’s only $3.99/month for that! Oh, here’s a free one with 2 Github stars, it only needs full access to your window manager :)”

MonkderDritte ,

You see, some old programs actually use the leftmost pixel in the cursor to map their memory so if we change it things break"

What?

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Yes

mlg ,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

xfce: “Here’s our bi century update. We added some extra mouse pointers that you can choose if you want. Okay see you in 10 years”

bitwolf , to pics in Þrídrangaviti Lighthouse, Iceland

How did they get a raft up to there, let alone scaling the cliff itself.

targetx ,
@targetx@programming.dev avatar

Have you heard about helicopters?

bitwolf ,

Yes but that looks like a raft with paddles rather than a helipad.

vaultdweller013 ,

Nope its a helipad or atleast a drop off pad. I watch a video where some folks went there a while back.

cyberpunk007 ,

They wait for a terrible storm so the swells lift them up

fenrasulfr , to pics in Kummakivi is a 500.000 kg rock in Finland that has been balancing on another rock for 11.000 years
@fenrasulfr@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s hope it doesn’t get destroyed by idiots.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

That honey with the stick will beat them to death.

spez_ ,

I’m going to destroy it

Theprogressivist ,
@Theprogressivist@lemmy.world avatar

Lame attempt at a troll. If you’re going to at least try to troll be creative. You’re boring, shallow and unimaginative.

cornshark , to pics in Þrídrangaviti Lighthouse, Iceland

How does one get to it? I see a helipad but it says it was constructed originally without one.

YurkshireLad ,

Catapult?

rdyoung ,

Parachute?

fuzzy_feeling ,

both?

Glowstick ,

Apparently you just had to climb it!

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Thridrangaviti_Lighthouse

cornshark ,

I think you’re referring to how it was originally constructed, with expert climbers scaling the cliff and having to stand on each other’s shoulders to get to the top. But the article says that was to establish “a road” without any indication of what that is or how one uses it today.

MxM111 ,

I guess it is chains. They are mentioned specifically in Wikipedia. It could have been chain ladder.

bstix ,

It’s accessible only by helicopter. No one has ever lived there, so people only go there when it needs maintenance. It’s been automated from the “start” which was delayed due to the war.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The first thing we had to do was create a road up to the cliff. We got together of experienced mountaineers, all from the Westman Islands. Then we brought drills, hammers, chains and clamps to secure the chains. Once they got near the top there was no way to get any grip on the rock so one of them got down on his knees, the second stood on his back, and then the third climbed on top of the other two and was able to reach the nib of the cliff above. I cannot even tell you how I was feeling whilst witnessing this incredibly dangerous procedure.

From the Wikipedia

cornshark ,

This refers to how it was originally constructed, but it’s not clear what “a road” is or how one uses it today.

Peter1986C ,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

A proverbial road, lol. Please read.

Drusas ,

I wonder how they got the materials for building the lighthouse up there.

vocornflakes ,

Is this “road” in the room with us right now?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Not unless we’re both hanging off a terrifying cliff in Iceland

Maeve ,

Yes, I'm wondering if helicopter is the only access currently, as well. That's wild.

HubertManne ,

me2

lud , to lemmyshitpost in Edited in Signal

I’m usually not one that complains about bad memes, but like come on.

Player2 ,

It’s bad enough that it’s funny again for me

GregorTacTac OP ,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

This is the shitposting community. What did you expect?

lud ,

Usually shitposts are humorous

GregorTacTac OP ,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

Is this not? Might not be the best joke but it’s not that bad. Also it’s a bit hard to make memes in Signal.

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