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VicksVaporBBQrub , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind

Some might say “put a nsfw tag”. But we’re adults here. And that’s just a tiny little fella. There is a lot bigger furnishings out there. Things I myself might forget to nsfw tag also and post up on a drunken weeknight. Whatever you do, don’t google image search (with safe search off) Catherine The Great’s dick table furniture. 😁

zerosignal , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Does this mean he’s not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don’t want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

Lolman228 ,

He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

salton , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Palistinians support Hamas.

fleabomber , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

It’s the polonium.

CMGX78 , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

bradorsomething , to noncredibledefense in Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

CarlsIII , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind

Capital knocker

Hogger85b , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl

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    vox ,
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    you commented twice

    Diplomjodler , to noncredibledefense in There is literally no downside

    Aiming is for losers!

    fluxion ,

    Aiming is still important obviously, but when you start training on these from the age of 6 years old it becomes just as accurate as the older non-atlatl versions

    figaro ,

    Ah yes, at our rocket launcher class for 6 year olds

    photonic_sorcerer ,
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    You didn’t have one? Oh man, those were a blast! A shame little Timmy got his nuts blown off, but hey, that class was worth it!

    figaro ,

    His nuts are a sacrifice I am willing to make

    Hogger85b , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl

    Doesn't "I'm in" have a fifty fifty chance of suddenly all.the alarms going off and you have to high tail it out of dodge

    netburnr , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl
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    The key to hacking is to hide the evidence in the place where I put that thing that time.

    MxM111 ,

    No, that’s what condoms are for.

    genoxidedev1 , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl
    @genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

    I always say "I'm in" at work whenever I have to do something at the terminal while someone is next to me :3

    NounsAndWords , to me_irl in me👨‍💻irl

    If I ever hired a hacker who failed to announce once they are, in fact, in I would immediately ask to speak to their supervisor.

    Metal_Zealot , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind
    @Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

    Curse my fear of knocking on doors with my bare hands…

    DarkenLM ,

    Kick the door instead!

    ininewcrow , to funny in I wish I had the ba...never mind
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Seriously!!! … this is like the fifth time today! … why do those religious nuts keep coming back?

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