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NocturnalMorning , to programmer_humor in Debugging

I know there’s a crime because my code runs, but it doesn’t do what I asked it to do.

Zacryon ,

The fact that it runs means that it has something delinquent to it. Otherwise it wouldn’t run. Better run after it and catch it. /j

(That was a bad pun and I am not sorry. It’s 3 am here and I can’t sleep. This helped me to burn a minute. Thank you.)

MurdoMaclachlan , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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“Debugging. The game where you are the criminal, the victim, and the detective at the same time. But you probably don’t know where the crime took place, or what it was. But there definitely is a crime.”


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Zacryon ,

Good human.

CJOtheReal , to programmer_humor in Debugging

Its usually a typo lol

DeltaTangoLima , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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My biggest problem isn’t discovering my own crime. It’s trying to determine what my motive was at the time.

agent_flounder ,
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“I plead insanity”

Gormadt OP ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Usually my motive is, “It’s 3am I’ll just put this temp placeholder here and fix it in the morning.”

Proceeds to not fix it due to forgetting by the morning

Surp , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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You could technically do this just like how GTA Vs gameplay was with all the different characters.

zyratoxx OP , to memes in HOI players are built different
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Back when the SMO started I saw the HOI players on my Discord discussing how it would evolve and it turned out to be pretty much spot on

Xariphon ,

SMO?

HOI?

wtf?

NecroticEuphoria ,

Ok, just in case someone doesn’t know:

SMO = Special Military Operation

HOI = Hearts Of Iron

RedditRefugee69 ,

SMO = Unprecedentedly unjust and bloody invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine

zyratoxx OP ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

a.k.a the biggest clown show since whatever the fuck George W. Bush tried

Xariphon ,

ty

nightwatch_admin ,

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

nightwatch_admin ,

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

AnonStoleMyPants ,

Second Maternal Orgy.

Homie Orgies Incorporated.

Tar_alcaran , to memes in HOI players are built different

Declare war and immediately airdrop their major cities before they launch fighters, making sure you have enough VP to end the war in a few weeks.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Russia tried that, didn’t work out so well

zyratoxx OP ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Then they tried a classic spearhead blitzkrieg out of frustration but ran out of supplies & found themselves encircled

Classic hoi L … Time to restart from a previous savepoi… Oh wait…

Kolanaki , to risa in Insert witty title here
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Their game seems like it would only be a challenge for people who have never played before. If you know the game, you’re not going to fail any of the challenges which were only challenging to the Ops team because they didn’t know the rules (or that it was even a game).

They barely even lost as it was. Which makes me wonder what a game between two players/teams who understand the game would look like. My guess is that it would be like that time Data made a mockery of Kolrami at Strategema.

Makeitstop ,

Maybe the game just has rubberband AI.

Kolanaki ,
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Gandhi’s spinning head from Darkling(VOY)

bionicjoey ,

I’d imagine it’s meant to be played with consenting players and then the challenges inside become part of the fun. If you know there’s no risk involved then it basically just becomes a pocket dimension containing a hybrid Wipeout course/escape room

FlyingSquid , to risa in Insert witty title here
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Allamaraine!

z500 ,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Count to four

FlyingSquid ,
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ininewcrow , to risa in Insert witty title here
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Move Along Home!!!

bionicjoey ,

Double the peril, double your winnings!

Imperial_Genesis , to noncredibledefense in 👉👈 What if we kissed by the dismantled MIG-29s in the Polish countryside?
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I’m imagining like they removed one screw from the plane and then called it disassembled and parked it there.

CADmonkey ,

I’m picturing a MiG-29 sitting on blocks with the wheels stacked up next to it.

sartalon , to noncredibledefense in 👉👈 What if we kissed by the dismantled MIG-29s in the Polish countryside?

This sounds wildly implausible, or at least very exaggerated.

I’ve worked on jets. If you put them in pieces, you are talking months (at least 3-6), to put them back together. Modern jets aren’t Legos. They are very complex machines that require testing and fine tuning.

Most flight surface controls and engines parts have flight hour limits that are painstakingly logged so preventative maintenance maximizes service lifetime. When we transferred jets, we also delivered their maintenance history.

When we mothball aircraft, we only remove certain components and basically seal it up. To take it out of mothball and reassemble it, under normal circumstances, you are talking 8 months.

Maybe they surreptitiously transferred aircraft to Ukraine, I can believe that. But if they broke them down into individual parts and said, “Here you go!”, the proper response would be, “Go fuck yourself.”

I imagine this story started out one way and has just been embellished each telling.

InfiniteStruggle ,

Maybe they just rolled the jets there, took the hubcaps of the fuel inlet off of every one of them (so that they are “disassembled”) and then let ukraine know.

So still technically correct and within international arms trade law, but the jets got through without needing too much reassembly.

Maybe put some clingwrap or something over the inlet so moisture doesn’t get in.

avrachan ,

So still technically correct and within international arms trade law, but the jets got through without needing too much reassembly.

that’s very interesting!!

where can I learn international law regarding the transfer of military aircrafs?

geophysicist ,

Where does it say completely broken down to individual parts? That bit is probably intentionally left vague

avrachan ,

only reasonable comment in this entire thread.

bradorsomething ,

These are russian jets, the ak-47s of jets. You can take one out of the mud and it will still fire.

Liz ,
Montagge , to internetfuneral in > Cancel
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Looks like the neighborhood from Edward Scissorhands

SLGC ,

He prefers his moniker Eddie Kruger

Aurenkin , to memes in HOI players are built different

Global tension +15%

Crul , to internetfuneral in > Cancel
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